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#1 bojingles4393
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okay so its 2am and i felt like a hamburger, but i dont wanna go to mickyd's so i made a bacon sammich with 5 strips of bacon and 2 slices of cheese. i had that with some sunkist. then i decided i would drink some wine. and yyyeah, now my stomach hurts. anyone know why my stomach hurts? o and if its worth anything, i took 2 tylenol extra strength pills earlier today for a headache.
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#2 funnymario
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Bacon was undercooked, indigestion, the wine on top of all that upset your stomach. It could be for a myriad of reasons.
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#3 freek666
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Mine also hurts, but thats what happens when u have 2 large servings of fried rice, and the second helping was cold.

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#4 PerilousWolf
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Your stomach hurts? Well, obviously there are some sort of tape worm or parasite in there. Or pehaps some alien eggs are hatching and the baby aliens are slowing devouring your stomach lining.

Yeah that or indegestion.

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#5 -San-
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dosent a hamburger need beef in it?
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#6 bojingles4393
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dosent a hamburger need beef in it?-San-

yeah but i only like in-n-out hamburgers, and im pretty sure theyre not open at 2-3am.

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#7 1005
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Your stomach hurts? Sounds to me like a classic case of facehugger syndrome aka facerape!

Expect to give birth to a small screeching alien chestburster in a few hours or days.

Game over man, GAME OVER!

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#8 Putzwapputzen
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hmmmm, i think the bread of the sandwhich swelled and expanded in your stomach when you drank that wine :(
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#9 L8erSquare
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i took 2 tylenol extra strength pills earlier today for a headache.bojingles4393

I think j00 need to spoons full of PWN.

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#10 bojingles4393
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[QUOTE="bojingles4393"]i took 2 tylenol extra strength pills earlier today for a headache.L8erSquare

I think j00 need to spoons full of PWN.

how often do you change your avi? and how often do you post here? i think i remeber seeing one of your posts half a year ago, but your avi is different...

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#11 Bourbons3
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Eat some soap.
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#12 double_decker
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Bacon (ton of grease) plus alcohol = not a good combo
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#13 cametall
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Its an alien spawn growing inside it. Quickly! You must grab the most blunt knife you have and open your stomach up. By now it may have moved to your large intestine, so check there too!