Name the worst movie title ever

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#1 Guyper
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It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

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#2 raynimrod
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The Dark Knight Rises

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The Dark Knight Rises

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It's so bad compared to Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.
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I'd have to say Sssssss.
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The Men Who Stare At Goats.

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#7 sonofsmeagle
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The Men Who Stare At Goats.

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LOL that movie had so much potentiol but the title was a laugh in itself
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#8 Antitheist-
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Titles where the producers took alot of thought into it, like "The Fighter".

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The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him

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Titles where the producers took alot of thought into it, like "The Fighter".

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I think this movis is about chess, or something...

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The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him

entropyecho
That flies right past bad into awesome territory. :P
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#12 FatPurry
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I'd have to say Sssssss.raven_squad

I can just imagine having a conversation about that.

"Hey, man, have you seen Sssssss?"

"...what?"

:lol:

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Blacula

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French Maids Flogging

Sad thing is IMDB said it went up 24% in popularity this week.

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#15 iloverikku11
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well to be honest, even though it's a great movie, "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford."

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Cowboys and Aliens... like really? lmao.

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#17 Upparoom
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Almost every title that uses a : is cheesy. There's no avoiding it.

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#18 Bloodaxe726
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The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him

entropyecho

That is the single greatest movie title ever.

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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

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Cowboys v.s Aliens.

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The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him

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Actually that's pretty much it.
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The Men Who Stare At Goats.
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in be4 g@y n***** from outer space.

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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

Now, I understand a) that this was adapted from a book of the same title, and b) that this was intended to represent the way in which people viewed Jesse James and Robert Ford... but, come on, there is no excuse for making your title this damn long.

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#25 no_more_fayth
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Phffft!

Like wow. :|

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[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him

Bloodaxe726

That is the single greatest movie title ever.

I agree.

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The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest. I mean, surely the translation is wrong? Ballistic: Ecks vs Severer. Apparently they dont even come into conflict!

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[QUOTE="Bloodaxe726"]

[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

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Grandotaku

That is the single greatest movie title ever.

I agree.

That is the winner so far. Here's a bad title that many people saw though. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

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Transformers: The Dark of the Moon. So terrible.
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#30 vaultboy_ninja
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That is the winner so far. Here's a bad title that many people saw though. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

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I wouldn't say that was a 'bad title', it was meant to be stupid.

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#31 ps3wizard45
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The Men Who Stare At Goats.

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Haven't seen it, but thats a bad title for sure...

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DISAGREE!!! THAT TITLE CRACKS ME UP!! Id say... Locura de amor en las vegas (Love madness in las vegas ) :P
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#33 XilePrincess
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I don't think anything can beat that tiny penis movie. The first one that comes to mind for me though would be that paris hilton movie, "The hottie and the nottie". It sounds like a 13 year old girl chose the title.
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#34 lightleggy
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dracula 3000 a clockwork orange...its even more ridiculous in spanish
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#35 Kvothe_Stark
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Any romantic comedy with a stupid title that says absolutely nothing about the movie itself. For example, "Life or Something Like it", "A Lot Like Love", "She's the One", "Head Over Heels" and "Definitely, Maybe". These titles were randomly found through Google, but in all five titles there's absolutely no information about anything . They're just generic phrases or sayings for the most part, which I guess is fitting with the generic nature of the genre. :P

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[QUOTE="muller39"]

The Men Who Stare At Goats.

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Haven't seen it, but thats a bad title for sure...

It's really silly. I fell asleep watching it.
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#37 lightleggy
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[QUOTE="strangeisland"]

Blacula

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DISAGREE!!! THAT TITLE CRACKS ME UP!! Id say... Locura de amor en las vegas (Love madness in las vegas ) :P

I think theres one called recuerdos y amores de una boda pasada, thats one damm lame title
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#38 turtlethetaffer
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The Men Who Stare At Goats.

muller39

Actually, the title was the only reason I watched that movie.

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#40 NCsmallCHILDS
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movies with ''the''.

The Eagle

The American

The fighter

The Mechanic..

and on and on and on

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#41 Second_Rook
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Me and my old boy would always laugh when we saw Night of the Kickfighters at the video store. Great combination of name and imagery.

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#42 lightleggy
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Me and my old boy would always laugh when we saw Night of the Kickfighters at the video store. Great combination of name and imagery.

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nah, only the cover is lame

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[QUOTE="Bloodaxe726"]

[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

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Grandotaku

That is the single greatest movie title ever.

I agree.

The movie is weirder than the title.

And I love saying 'Gigli'. Gigligigligigligigligigli

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#44 Second_Rook
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I think the name is pretty lame too... also the grab line of "Kickfighting like you've never seen it before." The whole thing is pretty silly. It does however star Adam West..