Nanny McPhee is too violent and racey for children

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#1 Ninja-Hippo
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According to this website, which reviews films for parents.

They gave it 2/10 for 'sex and nudity', saying:

In a flashback, newlyweds kiss before he carries her into their house. A wife runs to meet her husband returning from war and they kiss. A woman kisses an elderly man on the cheek to say thank-you and his eyes widen in surprise.
A woman wears a low-cut blouse under a jacket and reveals a little cleavage in one scene. A woman blows away on a high wind and her skirt lifts slightly to reveal an almost knee-length girdle. A woman rides a sliding board as it pulls her dress up to her hips, briefly revealing bare thighs and legs.

They gave it 4/10 for 'violence and gore' and 3 out of 10 for profanity, citing such bad words as 'towny' and 'beastly'.

Honestly, search for any movie you like and you've got a hilarious read on your hands. Particularly tarantino movies.

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#2 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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what is nanny mcphee?
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:lol:
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#4 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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i looked up expendables. they basically have every scene in the movie under the gore/violence section lulz
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#5 Ninja-Hippo
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what is nanny mcphee?Jandurin

One of the most harmless movies ever made, probably. :P

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#6 yagr_zero
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Oh wow. That is a good read. Heh, their husband being told listed as missing from WW2 is listed under violence and gore :roll:.
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#7 dave123321
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what is nanny mcphee?Jandurin
A children's movie I think.
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#8 entropyecho
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Finally, someone is thinking of the children.

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On Grindhouse: 146 F-words and its derivatives, 6 obscene hand gestures, 20 sexual references, 63 scatological terms, 50 anatomical terms, 57 mild obscenities, 1 derogatory term for the physically challenged, 3 derogatory terms for African-Americans, name-calling (redneck, lunatic, stupid, tramp), 22 religious profanities, 10 religious exclamations. :lol:
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#10 mrmusicman247
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Oh dear. I knew that movie looked bad from the start :x
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#11 Atmanix
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Just thinking about that knee length girdle has me all hot and bothered.

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#12 Pirate700
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Is Nanny McPhee actually nude in it?

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#13 entropyecho
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Is Nanny McPhee actually nude in it?

Pirate700

In the version I've seen, yes.

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Oh dear lord, look at this: "Although our site remains very popular, the current economic climate has reduced our ad revenues and, as if that wasn't enough, it has become the target of hackers who don't like what we do and are determined to destroy it. "
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This profanity they got from Toy Story 3. "Exclamations (heck, darn), name-calling (idiot, junk, over the hill, crazy, pea brain, landfill, furry air freshener, drooling, doofus, moron, Potsie, imposter, astro-nut, liar, bully, imbecile), toys tease a male doll about being a "girl's toy." This made me lol
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Is Nanny McPhee actually nude in it?

entropyecho

In the version I've seen, yes.

Hmm...I guess I better get around to seeing it then.

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#17 Head_of_games
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For Wall-E A robot finds a bra and puts it over his eyes. A cockroach dives into a snack cake. I kid you not.
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#18 cd_rom
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I think you have this backwards. Piranha 3D has a 10.10.8 rating for sex, nudity, violence and gore. The lower score means there's less of it.
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#19 entropyecho
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This site claims there is no sex in The Lion King.

I beg to differ.

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#20 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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I think you have this backwards. Piranha 3D has a 10.10.8 rating for sex, nudity, violence and gore. The lower score means there's less of it.cd_rom
I think he's shocked that Nanny Mcphee has ANYTHING, not saying that it's high up or anything.
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#21 entropyecho
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Crank: High Voltage got 10s across the board.

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#22 Head_of_games
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Crank: High Voltage got 10s across the board.

entropyecho

As does Halloween

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#23 Pixel-Pirate
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Is Cannibal Holocaust on that site?

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#24 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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I need to start using this site more often. Such an in-depth look at what nudity awaits I've not found before.
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#25 th3warr1or
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:lol: What a joke.
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#26 entropyecho
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Is Cannibal Holocaust on that site?

Pixel-Pirate

No. Neither is Debbie Does Dallas.

I guess they're okay? :?

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I need to start using this site more often. Such an in-depth look at what nudity awaits I've not found before.Jandurin
Indeed. I've already scoped out a few movies i definitely want to see thanks to the wonderful service they provide. :P
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#28 markop2003
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All those parent sites are idiotically over sensitive
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#29 Good-Apollo
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Man, these people are hard to please... I mean the name of this film even says it's all right for kids.

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#30 testfactor888
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[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

Crank: High Voltage got 10s across the board.

Head_of_games

As does Halloween

PROFANITY 10 - 62 F-words and its derivatives, 1 obscene hand gesture, 26 sexual references, 19 scatological terms, 22 anatomical terms, 19 mild obscenities, 4 derogatory term for homosexuals, 2 derogatory terms for mentally challenged, 1 derogatory term for physically challenged, name-calling (fat sloth, insane, devil, jerk, Satan's child, crazy, pig, sick, idiot), 8 religious profanities, 18 religious exclamations.

For Halloween. I just find it funny that they actually sit down and count every single thing in the movie

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I think someone on that site enjoyed typing out each of the sex scenes for all movies... such detail.
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#32 XilePrincess
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It should have had an R rating for her mole. I'm loving how the ads on that page are WoW free trial (I dare them to try out an RP realm) and a weight loss ad where you can clearly see nipples in the before/after pics.
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#33 killerboi2
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Nanny Mcphee was just a weird film. Not racey or violent, just weird.

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#34 jubino
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"11 mild scatological references"

Sounds like most of my posts :lol:

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#35 dercoo
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First movie I felt was a clas sic

The sequel looks like direct to DVD pig *****

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#36 Mochyc
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I think lower is better.
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#37 coolbeans90
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... Particularly tarantino movies.

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I have to read their take on those. :shock:

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#38 PBSnipes
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Awww. They didn't even mention the inanimate object bit from In Bruges. :(

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#39 Virtual_Price
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:lol: People. :roll:

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#40 The-Tree
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:lol: Kick-Ass and Get Him to the Greek are some of these parent's worst nightmare.

This is the best quote from it.

"After a man instructs a woman to have intercourse with another man, the woman straddles a man and she shows him her genital area (we don't see anything): the two discuss her pubic hair, the woman insists that the man should have sex with her, she pushes a large sex toy into his mouth, pulls off his pants (his boxers seen), it is then implied that she pushes the sex toy into his anus, he winces and later remarks to two other men that he felt like he had been raped."

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#41 IronBeaver
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while i am the first to say F censorship, this site isnt that bad. It just lists anything that would be offensive to at least 1 person out there. Its not like it says "THEY USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!!! THIS FILM IS BY THE ANTICHRIST LIBERALS, DO NOT TAKE YOUR CHILDREN!"

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#44 disharmonized
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For piranha 3D:

MESSAGE - Always be careful around fauna you are not familiar with; you never know how dangerous it may be.

http://www.kids-in-mind.com/p/piranha3d.htm:lol: :lol: count how many times they say "bare breasts"

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#45 Snipes_2
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"14 stereotypical references to children, nannies, bill collectors, socioeconomic classes, farmers, army officials, strange relatives, senior citizens"

What the? As if kids are going to catch any of those or even care?

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#46 disharmonized
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In Scott Pilgrim:" A young man turns on a light and we hear another young man shouting for him to turn off the light, that the young man might have seen another young man's genitals, and that the young man needs to leave so he can have sex with another young man" Think there are any young men in this movie?

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#47 Verge_6
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Lol, I love movie review sites centered around parenting. They supply hefty amounts of amusement.

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#48 deathtarget04
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The School of Rock:

Sex/Nudity:. A boy acts in an effeminate way and seems stereotypically gay lulz

Violence/Gore:A man talks sternly to his son,A man urinates in a urinal and we hear the trickle..wow

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I love this site.

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Wow, in Avatar, they count slapping :|