NBA Guard Baron Davis Says He Was Abducted By Aliens Recently

Yes, really-

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/22734810/baron-davis-said-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-about-two-weeks-ago

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/baron-davis-actually-abducted-aliens-two-weeks-ago-191838110.html

yeah its not the first time aliens have abducted basketball players to steal their ball skills.

There was a 1996 documentary about it.

Right.

yeah its not the first time aliens have abducted basketball players to steal their ball skills.

The was a 1996 documentary about it.

 

Nengo_Flow

I don't know if this will ever be more relevant.

Yes, really-

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/22734810/baron-davis-said-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-about-two-weeks-ago

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/baron-davis-actually-abducted-aliens-two-weeks-ago-191838110.html

hartsickdiscipl

hartsick if you believe this you've hit a new low.

hartsick if you believe this you've hit a new low.

frannkzappa

I do believe in alien abductions.  I haven't seen anything solid enough to say if I believe one way or the other on this one.  

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hartsick if you believe this you've hit a new low.

hartsickdiscipl

I do believe in alien abductions. I haven't seen anything solid enough to say if I believe one way or the other on this one.

ok, at least you are maintaining standard crazy and not getting worse.

While I believe in aliens and believe they have been on Earth, and there have been abductions, I take most of them with a grain of salt until I or another source does major research into the story.

must be some good weed I tell you in LA

I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago, Davis said.

When probed for details, he explained he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in the early morning recently and this is what happened:

I see this light and it's a big atruck. And I said, oh f---- this is going to be traffic, Davis said. :Driving, driving and the next thing you know there's a steel thing and these crazy looking people half human, half ugly-looking mother f-----s.

They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o'clock in the morning.

must be some good weed I tell you in LA

 

 

I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago, Davis said.

When probed for details, he explained he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in the early morning recently and this is what happened:

I see this light and it's a big atruck. And I said, oh f---- this is going to be traffic, Davis said. :Driving, driving and the next thing you know there's a steel thing and these crazy looking people half human, half ugly-looking mother f-----s.

They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o'clock in the morning.

XBOunity

The f*ck was his weed laced with?

I believe you.

yeah its not the first time aliens have abducted basketball players to steal their ball skills.

There was a 1996 documentary about it.

 

Nengo_Flow

Win

yeah its not the first time aliens have abducted basketball players to steal their ball skills.

There was a 1996 documentary about it.

 

Nengo_Flow

half human half ugly (insert bad word here) I believe him. everyone will know for sure very soon though.-Renegade

yeah its not the first time aliens have abducted basketball players to steal their ball skills.

There was a 1996 documentary about it.

 

Nengo_Flow

i like it so much i made this my sig.