Nebraska state senator sues God

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#1 Thanatos465
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Via Yahoo!

Ernie Chambers vs. God

God is so gonna lose, but I bet he can afford a good lawyer

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#2 Cedric169
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Lmao...so weird this stuff
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http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070918/capt.cba382fd93ef43b6ba47ca45c36d137b.suing_god_nenh101.jpg?x=180&y=256&sig=X2lEDXi02nLZyqUV4berbw--

I like the picture they chose for him with his makeshift halo from the fan behind him.

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#4 Cube_of_MooN
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*sigh*

People are so strange...

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#5 stkr
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There's something deeply disturbed throughout his mind.

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#6 uncledeath2005
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Good luck to him...

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#7 deactivated-5901ac91d8e33
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Geeze guys, read the damn article before you post ridiculous comments...
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#8 Franken_Berry
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State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

Hey topic poster, try posting the most essential part before we all assume that he's a crazy old fool.

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#10 deshields538
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Sounds a bit like "Bruce Almighty" but not that funny.
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#11 metallica_fan42
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I'd do the same.
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#12 Messer_Partei
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Read it first.
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http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070918/capt.cba382fd93ef43b6ba47ca45c36d137b.suing_god_nenh101.jpg?x=180&y=256&sig=X2lEDXi02nLZyqUV4berbw--

I like the picture they chose for him with his makeshift halo from the fan behind him.

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HAHA PRICLESS

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#14 MichaeltheCM
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God is so gonna lose, but I bet he can afford a good lawyerThanatos465
that was a necessary comment :roll:
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What a strange world we live in..
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#17 Donkey_Puncher
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What I find interesting is that article says that the he skips "Senate prayer sessions".

Why in the hell are there prayer sessions in a government body?

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#18 Tjeremiah1988
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wheres Johnny when you need him?
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#19 Omni-Slash
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I'd sue god too if I lived in nebraska.....
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#20 Silver_Dragon17
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Well, this is a fine example of good old-fashioned American dumbassery.
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*Looks at Date* :o Not April first!
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Well, this is a fine example of good old-fashioned American dumbassery.Silver_Dragon17

How come?

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#23 Oleg_Huzwog
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lol at the people who fail to realize the guy is merely exposing a gaping flaw in the judicial system.
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#24 GIJesse77
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Lol, he's going to sue morgan freeman.
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#25 DrummerJon
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lolz. so does this mean I can sue santa? I've had a bone to pick with him since winter '94
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#26 DrummerJon
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lol at the people who fail to realize the guy is merely exposing a gaping flaw in the judicial system.Oleg_Huzwog
aka people who didnt read it
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#27 Achilles438
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just wow... i hope one day that they get judged by God for real; which they will.
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#29 Elraptor
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Pffft, he should be sanctioned for wasting the court's time and costing the taxpayers money with his "point." Comparing it to the rape suit is silly. At least there were two parties there. :roll:
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#30 ROLFCHANK
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I think it's safe to say that the court will lack jurisdiction in this case, lol. Good luck trying to avoid being sanctioned by the judge.GMAN32X
the complaint will be tossed for failure to serve too. i doubt he will be rule 11-ed. there have been other similar suits and i dont know of any sanctions being levied because of it. although this does seem like a really good reason for said sanctions.
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#31 themagicbum9720
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i just saw something on this on youtube. :lol:

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#32 Pepperpop10
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lol at the people who fail to realize the guy is merely exposing a gaping flaw in the judicial system.Oleg_Huzwog
But since he's a senator and actually has some LEGAL power, he could have actually done something about it. Not just filed a lawsuit and been all "Look, anyone can file a lawsuit!" Whoop dee doo. Such a waste of time.
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http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070918/capt.cba382fd93ef43b6ba47ca45c36d137b.suing_god_nenh101.jpg?x=180&y=256&sig=X2lEDXi02nLZyqUV4berbw--

I like the picture they chose for him with his makeshift halo from the fan behind him.

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Did God just get out of bed? And why does he have eye problems?

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#34 Devouring_One
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Is that even possible?

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#35 Video_Game_King
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Is that even possible?

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Yes, it's been done for years. Mary sued for child support, and Noah sued for labor disputes.