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#1 fastesttruck
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I hate my job and I want to quit but the problem is I need the money and I can't seem to find a better job anywhere else, what should I do? Or more so I hate the hours I work. Hate the job too but if I had better hours it wouldn't be nearly as bad. And I don't want to get fired in a way that screws me over too badly.
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EDIT: Go there and goof off. I've seen TV shows, nobody checks up on the guards so its you with 8 hours of doing anything you want. Use the wi-fi to kill time.

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#3 michael_1234576
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1.stop showing up 2.get fired 3.???? 4.Profit
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#4 sonofsmeagle
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1.stop showing up 2.get fired 3.???? 4.Profit michael_1234576
i've seen this before?
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#5 jimmyjammer69
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Gross conduct. Come onto your boss.

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#6 FortuneInLies
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Do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jPrmMu9Q6w
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#7 fastesttruck
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HIre a few friends to rob the place. Pretend to fall asleep during the act. Next day, you get fired and you get to split the cash. That might give you some time to find a job.UltraZero
That runs into legal issues and theres no money to take where I work at
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#8 fastesttruck
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Gross conduct. Come onto your boss.

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My boss is an old dumb ass with beady little eyes and a guy. If he was good looking and not a woman put downer I'd try it
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#9 TheShadowLord07
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get naked at the job?

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#10 SolidSnake35
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So you want redundancy pay at the end of it or something?
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#11 deactivated-6016f3a1e8420
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get naked at the job?

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This cannot fail.
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#12 deactivated-6127ced9bcba0
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At least you have a job.

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#13 fastesttruck
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So you want redundancy pay at the end of it or something?SolidSnake35
Unemployment pay. Since I learned I get that if I get fired but not if a quite -_-
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#14 OmegaAxl
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Fake injury like a bone fracture. Use two-three weeks time to find new job and get the money for the time being as well. You could always be a cashier in a Restaurant
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#15 fastesttruck
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EDIT: Go there and goof off. I've seen TV shows, nobody checks up on the guards so its you with 8 hours of doing anything you want. Use the wi-fi to kill time.

UltraZero
I sorta do that. The one post lacks the room to bring a TV and game system tho
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#16 fastesttruck
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get naked at the job?

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I'm much too shy for such a thing
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#17 deactivated-6016f3a1e8420
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Okay. New idea. Tell the boss you love him and that you are taking extra care on providing security to his office.
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#18 MistressMinako
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Do you have any other type of skills? Maybe you can possibly go in another field with a bit more pay. If not then... you should just keep the job you have. I'm sure most people hate their job. :P
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#19 fastesttruck
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At least you have a job.

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True. I'd be willing to trade with someone tho
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#20 Allicrombie
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dont get naked. You dont want your nice new job to suddenly be interrupted by people whispering and pointing at you once they find out you went all nudie at your last job.
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#21 fastesttruck
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[QUOTE="OmegaAxl"]Fake injury like a bone fracture. Use two-three weeks time to find new job and get the money for the time being as well. You could always be a cashier in a Restaurant

Cashier at a Restaurant sounds like fun.
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#22 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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You could do what every responsible adult does..get a second job first then quit.
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#23 fastesttruck
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[QUOTE="UltraZero"]Okay. New idea. Tell the boss you love him and that you are taking extra care on providing security to his office.

Thats like Sexual harassment tho and would screw me over later in life
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#24 SolidSnake35
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]So you want redundancy pay at the end of it or something?fastesttruck
Unemployment pay. Since I learned I get that if I get fired but not if a quite -_-

The thing about getting fired is that it won't look good on your CV.
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dont get naked. You dont want your nice new job to suddenly be interrupted by people whispering and pointing at you once they find out you went all nudie at your last job.Allicrombie
Don't see the harm. They'll talk about how legendary it was and all the women would be swooning over him.
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#26 fastesttruck
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Do you have any other type of skills? Maybe you can possibly go in another field with a bit more pay. If not then... you should just keep the job you have. I'm sure most people hate their job. :PMistressMinako
I do have some skills but I haven't been able to get a job in that field yet
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#27 fastesttruck
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dont get naked. You dont want your nice new job to suddenly be interrupted by people whispering and pointing at you once they find out you went all nudie at your last job.Allicrombie
some places might like a guy like that tho >_>
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#28 Allicrombie
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[QUOTE="Allicrombie"]dont get naked. You dont want your nice new job to suddenly be interrupted by people whispering and pointing at you once they find out you went all nudie at your last job.fastesttruck
some places might like a guy like that tho >_>

Guys should never ever be nekkid. For a plethora of reasons. =P
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#29 fastesttruck
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You could do what every responsible adult does..get a second job first then quit.FrostyPhantasm
already have one that hardly gives me any hours. I need a 3rd job at this rate
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#30 OmegaAxl
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Cashier at a Restaurant sounds like fun. fastesttruck
Yeah it is. Now first step, Make a deal with a devil and tell them the security on ' Day x ' Will be free to steal. Take your 30% share and let them keep 70% Start working in a restaurant, earn money, Use your 30% share and restaurant money earned to invest in a company. Make more money. Become rich, become famous. Stay guilty for being part of a robbery, stay happy you have everything you can get with wealth.
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#31 MistressMinako
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[QUOTE="MistressMinako"]Do you have any other type of skills? Maybe you can possibly go in another field with a bit more pay. If not then... you should just keep the job you have. I'm sure most people hate their job. :Pfastesttruck
I do have some skills but I haven't been able to get a job in that field yet

Keep looking for those jobs or think of some other skills that you have. Unless it asks for a degree or years of experience, I am sure anyone could apply.
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#32 sonofsmeagle
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[QUOTE="fastesttruck"][QUOTE="Allicrombie"]dont get naked. You dont want your nice new job to suddenly be interrupted by people whispering and pointing at you once they find out you went all nudie at your last job.Allicrombie
some places might like a guy like that tho >_>

Guys should never ever be nekkid. For a plethora of reasons. =P

yeah theres a seinfeld episode on it

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Fastest. Trust me, I went naked on my last job. Now I'm posing for playboy. Who says you can't be as lucky as me?
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#34 fastesttruck
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"] The thing about getting fired is that it won't look good on your CV.

Depending why I got fired I could talk my way around it. Such as "I fell asleep b/c the hours were horrible and I tried getting better ones but I couldn't and the job had me sitting staring at walls all night. YOU try to stay away and sane doing that"
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[QUOTE="Allicrombie"] Guys should never ever be nekkid. For a plethora of reasons. =P

But whats wrong with guys comparing? >.>
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]So you want redundancy pay at the end of it or something?fastesttruck
Unemployment pay. Since I learned I get that if I get fired but not if a quite -_-

Not necessarily. If you're goofing off at work and get fired for misconduct, I don't think you can get a dime from unemployment. The way I see it, bee grateful you got a job. There are plenty of people who'l be grateful to work, despite how bad it may seem to you.
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#38 FortuneInLies
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I remember the time I quit my job at the helium factory, I didn't like being talked to in that tone of voice.
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"] The thing about getting fired is that it won't look good on your CV. fastesttruck
Depending why I got fired I could talk my way around it. Such as "I fell asleep b/c the hours were horrible and I tried getting better ones but I couldn't and the job had me sitting staring at walls all night. YOU try to stay away and sane doing that"

You're hired! Wait a sec... what am I doing? LOL, you're right, you could talk your way around it.

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#40 fastesttruck
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[QUOTE="OmegaAxl"] Yeah it is. Now first step, Make a deal with a devil and tell them the security on ' Day x ' Will be free to steal. Take your 30% share and let them keep 70% Start working in a restaurant, earn money, Use your 30% share and restaurant money earned to invest in a company. Make more money. Become rich, become famous. Stay guilty for being part of a robbery, stay happy you have everything you can get with wealth.

Hmm I like this idea. But the place has cameras all over the place and such.
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#41 Allicrombie
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[QUOTE="fastesttruck"][QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]So you want redundancy pay at the end of it or something?Hallenbeck77
Unemployment pay. Since I learned I get that if I get fired but not if a quite -_-

Not necessarily. If you're goofing off at work and get fired for misconduct, I don't think you can get a dime from unemployment. The way I see it, bee grateful you got a job. There are plenty of people who'l be grateful to work, despite how bad it may seem to you.

Seriously. I have a friend who has a Masters in Psychology. He works in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese and prays for death daily. True Story.
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[QUOTE="MistressMinako"] Keep looking for those jobs or think of some other skills that you have. Unless it asks for a degree or years of experience, I am sure anyone could apply.

True. but being rejecting is highly damaging to this F
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Fastest. Trust me, I went naked on my last job. Now I'm posing for playboy. Who says you can't be as lucky as me?UltraZero
Uh the fact that I have the highest post count on the site... Clearly I fail at doing anything that has meaning
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[QUOTE="UltraZero"]Fastest. Trust me, I went naked on my last job. Now I'm posing for playboy. Who says you can't be as lucky as me?fastesttruck
Uh the fact that I have the highest post count on the site... Clearly I fail at doing anything that has meaning

One day you might be as awesome as me but lets not derail this into OT. Another idea, talk to your boss for better working hours or a better pay. No harm in talking.
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#45 OmegaAxl
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[QUOTE="fastesttruck"][QUOTE="OmegaAxl"] Yeah it is. Now first step, Make a deal with a devil and tell them the security on ' Day x ' Will be free to steal. Take your 30% share and let them keep 70% Start working in a restaurant, earn money, Use your 30% share and restaurant money earned to invest in a company. Make more money. Become rich, become famous. Stay guilty for being part of a robbery, stay happy you have everything you can get with wealth.

Hmm I like this idea. But the place has cameras all over the place and such.

Well then do some effort and try hijacking the camera's and stuff for a certain period time. Your a security guard you must have access to these stuff. Get some techno nerd friends of yours and Ta-da! Your all clear.
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#47 fastesttruck
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[QUOTE="UltraZero"] One day you might be as awesome as me but lets not derail this into OT. Another idea, talk to your boss for better working hours or a better pay. No harm in talking.

Did that. Working on the better pay by a whole half a dollar an hour :roll: the hours aren't going to change tho
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#48 fastesttruck
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[QUOTE="OmegaAxl"] Well then do some effort and try hijacking the camera's and stuff for a certain period time. Your a security guard you must have access to these stuff. Get some techno nerd friends of yours and Ta-da! Your all clear.

Good idea! But again there isn't any money to take. Its a freaking office building x_x
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#49 fastesttruck
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Why not just find another job and quit? Don't go around looking for a shady way to milk the system. spend your time like a productive member of society.thegerg
I'm too worthless to get another job it seems
I remember the time I quit my job at the helium factory, I didn't like being talked to in that tone of voice.FortuneInLies
Sounds like a fun job! I'd be playing with my voice all day haha
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I wouldn't advise getting fired. That's always going to hurt your future prospects. As an employer, that's a big negative. You can always resign. That does not look bad.