Need help getting revenge on a girl!

So you got rebound sex? You poor thing.

Just be an a**hole everytime she tries to talk to you. Unfortunately there's nothing you can really "do" that won't get you in trouble in some way or another.

So you got rebound sex? You poor thing.

theone86

It's a harsh situation. Woe is him.

So you got rebound sex? You poor thing.

theone86

Tell her you need to talk and you want to come over. Act as if your understanding about everthing. Wait for her to get up or get distracted for a moment and replace her birth control with vitamins. You'll see who has the last laugh.

If she has a pet, kill it in such a way that she knows you did it.

EDIT: on a more serious note, let her know how you feel about her after what she did, just get it off your chest. Do that once you've cooled down a bit, though. Then, what cybercatter said.

Move on.

Slash her tires during one of your breaks maybe?

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So you got rebound sex? You poor thing.

TheGrayEye

So someone f*cked with you emotionally, you're angry because of it, and you think the best solution is to f*ck with them emotionally? Think of the karmic implications, man.

Move on.

cybrcatter

Well you're no fun.

Just suck it up like a man. Find a new girl and move on.

psh thats like hello kitty's island compaired to my girl issue :lol: just move on man all you can do

F*** her til she can't walk straight. Revenge sex is the best.DocDelicious

[QUOTE="DocDelicious"]F*** her til she can't walk straight. Revenge sex is the best.ghoklebutter

anyways TC just move on and grow up, just dont give her any play and do you.

if you were a rebound that means she never cared about you, if you act like youre tryna make her jealous then she wins, that means you caught feelings and she played you. If you just dont care and act like nothing happened then she hanst got to you and you got sex. You Win

I want rebound sex, have sex with her mom, that's the best revenge I can think of.Fightingfan

Knock on her door and act like you really gotta go to the toilet bad, if she lets you in, do your business in the sink and leave.

Get her a big chocolate milkshake and act all nice about it. No hard feelings at all! :D

Only you will know you mixed a bunch of laxatives into it.

[QUOTE="Fightingfan"]I want rebound sex, have sex with her mom, that's the best revenge I can think of.Hallenbeck77

I feel both parents will pack a bigger punch send a video or if possible a live stream. Maybe included some of her friends.

[QUOTE="Hallenbeck77"][QUOTE="Fightingfan"]I want rebound sex, have sex with her mom, that's the best revenge I can think of.Communist_Soul

I feel both parents will pack a bigger punch send a video or if possible a live stream. Maybe included some of her friends.

"Hi honey! We're gonna be late coming home tonight, mom's taking on the entire football team and you ex and I are having a go with the cheerleader squad, your math teacher and the goofy looking girl in your class with the hairlip. Dinner's in the fridge!"

[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"][QUOTE="DocDelicious"]F*** her til she can't walk straight. Revenge sex is the best.Thessassin

[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"][QUOTE="DocDelicious"]F*** her til she can't walk straight. Revenge sex is the best.Thessassin

anyways TC just move on and grow up, just dont give her any play and do you.

if you were a rebound that means she never cared about you, if you act like youre tryna make her jealous then she wins, that means you caught feelings and she played you. If you just dont care and act like nothing happened then she hanst got to you and you got sex. You Win

1) Take a sh*t in her shoes.

2) Take a sh*t on the hood of her car.

3) Take a sh*t, and use a stick to put it under her car door handles.

4) Just straight up sh*t on her front porch.

5) Trap a bunch of stray cats, and put them inside her car overnight....Her car would smell of dirty cat sh*t.

Those are perfect revenge tactics.

Ignore her forever.

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[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"] Sounds a lot like rape to me. =|ghoklebutter

Shoot her in the knee with an arr-No, don't do that. Put laxatives in her drink or something.

1) Take a sh*t in her shoes.

2) Take a sh*t on the hood of her car.

3) Take a sh*t, and use a stick to put it under her car door handles.

4) Just straight up sh*t on her front porch.

5) Trap a bunch of stray cats, and put them inside her car overnight....Her car would smell of dirty cat sh*t.

Those are perfect revenge tactics.

ristactionjakso

Long story short, this girl that i had been with ****ed me over. I found out she used me as a rebound, pretended she liked me the whole time (texted me everyday, sending me hearts all the time, told me how happy i made her feel and that i was all she thought about), and than literally overnight, basically told me shes been dating another guy, and that we should stop talking to each other- i did nothing to deserve that. She played with my feelings and broke my heart, now I need revenge.. Shes coming to work at my job soon, so the ball is basically in my court. I want to make her regret treating me like ****, what are some great ways to get back at her guys? TheGrayEye

[QUOTE="TheGrayEye"]Long story short, this girl that i had been with ****ed me over. I found out she used me as a rebound, pretended she liked me the whole time (texted me everyday, sending me hearts all the time, told me how happy i made her feel and that i was all she thought about), and than literally overnight, basically told me shes been dating another guy, and that we should stop talking to each other- i did nothing to deserve that. She played with my feelings and broke my heart, now I need revenge.. Shes coming to work at my job soon, so the ball is basically in my court. I want to make her regret treating me like ****, what are some great ways to get back at her guys? Frame_Dragger

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"][QUOTE="TheGrayEye"]Long story short, this girl that i had been with ****ed me over. I found out she used me as a rebound, pretended she liked me the whole time (texted me everyday, sending me hearts all the time, told me how happy i made her feel and that i was all she thought about), and than literally overnight, basically told me shes been dating another guy, and that we should stop talking to each other- i did nothing to deserve that. She played with my feelings and broke my heart, now I need revenge.. Shes coming to work at my job soon, so the ball is basically in my court. I want to make her regret treating me like ****, what are some great ways to get back at her guys? gamerguru100

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[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"] No joking, no trolling here: That stinks Gray, but don't do the revenge thing; it's just not worth it.Frame_Dragger

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[QUOTE="Thessassin"]rape is such a harsh word, i prefer "surprise sex"DocDelicious

[QUOTE="gamerguru100"]

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"] No joking, no trolling here: That stinks Gray, but don't do the revenge thing; it's just not worth it.Frame_Dragger

Tell her you have herpes. Be like, ooops I forgot to mention this before we did the deed.