Basically, I saw this cute girl in one of my friend's friend list on Myspace. I asked her to introduce me to her friend, but she said no, saying "everytime I hook people up I get stuck in the middle." Uh...okay, then. I just need ideas on how to talk to her. Myspace is the only way I have of contacting her. Help? :)
Steal her friends identity, masquerade as her, and then when the time is right, reveal yourself. It's guaranteed to work!
LZ71
even better, steal your friends face!
get her fat, then stuff her in a deep hole in the ground and starve her. When you kill and skin her, the excess skin will make it easier to work into a mask. Then you can masquerade as her for realz and then finally expose yourself to your friends friend
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