Need to learn a second language: Klingon or Elvish?

Now, I've been told that Elvish would be the easier to become fluent in, but there's not as many people who speak it. But although Klingon has many practical uses, I'm leaning towards Elvish as elves are much more badass then aliens, and my grandpa is half elf anyways. Do you think Elvish is the right choice?

Now, I've been told that Elvish would be the easier to become fluent in, but there's not as many people who speak it. But although Klingon has many practical uses, I'm leaning towards Elvish as elves are much more badass then aliens, and my grandpa is half elf anyways. Do you think Elvish is the right choice?

Head_of_games

I'd go for Elvish if I had to choose one of those two.

I voted for Elvish for obvious reasons but I hear that Klingon is more useable because it has a much more complete vocabulary.

Learn Elvish, then become an Elvis impersonator, you can be Elvish Presley :P I bet you'd be a huge hit at a Tolkien Convention.

I think you should learn Dolphin. It sounds a lot more sexier.

Well Elves died off years ago.. So not much use. Klingon however could come in useful when we inevitably run into them in space.

I'm leaning towards Elvish as elves are much more badass then aliensHead_of_games

Uh... what?

BAMF Worf >>> fancy pants Legolas

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"]I'm leaning towards Elvish as elves are much more badass then aliensOleg_Huzwog

Uh... what?

BAMF Worf >>> fancy pants Legolas

What sounds better in a yo momma contest?Wilfred_Owen

Hab SoSli' Quch!

(Klingon for "your mother has a smooth forehead")

Learn Elvish, then become an Elvis impersonator, you can be Elvish Presley :P I bet you'd be a huge hit at a Tolkien Convention.

10thwonder

Learn Goa'uld instead. Kree!MrPraline

Klingon.

Klingon

Ka'pla!