Nessie Dunnae Ken #1

Interviewer: Hello Nessie, glad tae see ye here, aye?

Nessie: 'Course, shinen pleasure lad.

Interviewer: Might I be askin where ya fae, lassie?

Nessie: I'm bonnie Scotland ya dafty bauchle, where ya be thinken I fae?

Interviewer: Well....och, nevermind. So what kinda music ye like?

Nessie: Och...I dunnae ken.

Interviewer: It'd be nice if you could contribute something to this interview ma'am. So what do you do for fun.

Nessie: Well, right 'round lighty I be scuddy runnen toAberdeen fur'a bottle of alcol. Ya ken?

Interviewer: Och....ya dunnae ken ya poor bauchle.

Nessie: E'hm, who ye be callin a bauchle ya doon right plastic pape. Yer a choob and ye ken it.

Interviewer: I'm sorry, I telt me'self that I shouldnae let me' hot head get in tae way.

Nessie: Och, I bet ye had a hot head for breakfast...dafty lewis.

Interviewer: Please ma'am!

Nessie: Just ask me tae next question.

Interviewer: Aye...och. Well, erm....

Nessie: Raaaaaaaawr!!!

Interviewer: Weesht ma'am!!!

Nessie: RAAAAWR!!

Interviewer: MA'AM!?!

Nessie: Aye?

Interviewer:Argh...aye, aye, the question. Have ye met skaggy bags machooligan, fae the lowlands?

Nessie: *mumbling* Jii.....m......*into falsetto singing*ayayayayay!!!!....

*gets up out of chair*

Interviewer: Excuse me, but what the hell do you think you are doing?

Nessie: *raises sword, and slashes interviewers knee off* FIGHT WITH YER DIPSTICK! JIMMY!

Round 2.....later.

Och mon! Tis funnae, but I kin nae see whar ye gone fae here. ;)

I be scuddy runnen fur'a bottle of alcol meself-ruddy baucle yam.

:D

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Och

Och mon! Tis funnae, but I kin nae see whar ye gone fae here. ;)

Och, they dunnae ken.

Aye, they ken.

Aye...dafty lewis all.

Dunnae ken! :roll: :cry:

Aye...dafty lewis all.

Dunnae ken! :roll: :cry:

Nae mate. Yank here. :oops: Welsh kinsmen, (McCarthy and Davis) 8)

I did go to a university named Edinboro here in the states, and Scotland tis forever bonnie in a kinsman's heart. :)