New summer Fashion. How much would it take for you to wear it?

I'd wear that for 5000$.

Well that's cute! How on earth is that supposed to stay in place?
Plus you really need to groom yourself down there quite a bit for such an 'outfit' to work.

um no.

Nope!

@TheFlush: maybe it's like earmuffs

Dafuq is this shit?

No straight man would wear that.

I'm confused, does it just hug one butt cheek and that's how this thing stays on?

That's what it looks like.

And what happens when you get a boner? The thing becomes a slingshot and can't take somebody's eye out!

What does the back look like? I'm just confused, because then it would seem your cheek would be under a lot of pressure.

And yeah, good luck with an erection with that thing. Either the "suit" would fling off or you would feel uncomfortable trying to escape.

I'll take one in every colour.

You wouldn't be able to "lift and tuck" with that thing! lol

I'll wear it in bed while sleeping when's there's no one else around, not even my GF lol.

PayPal is fine. ;)

I'd wear it no problem.

Nope.

I've always wanted my junk to look like a pirate.

I'd rather have AIDS and be set on fire.

That's dumb. For all you know the dudes in the OP are straight.

It's highly unlikely judging by those photos. If not for their looks, then obviously the Strawberry Daiquiris are a dead giveaway.

Nope. And this is probably the stupidest fashion I've ever seen.

While possible, it's not likely.

Finally a pair of underwear that scrunch up my genitals into a tight, uncomfortable ball and show off my arse to everybody.

Why not just go nude? I don't think this thing would be allowed in most non-nude beaches. I really can't think why anyone would want this.

The flamboyant rich dude look isn't exclusive to gays though, and those dudes look like male models.

because no one in their right mind would wear that shit unless they were being paid

Disagree. If you weren't sold by the flamboyant look, then the drinks should have given you a hint.

Might just be me but I don't stereotype people based off their choice of drink lol

I guess you've never seen a gay pride parade

I don't either, I'm taking into account:

1) The flamboyancy.

2) The...fashion they're wearing.

3) The drinks.

That screams gay to me.

LOL have you?

I went to my city's pride parade for the last two years and if you've been to one you would know how varied the people are there. Besides, it's a parade lol no one dresses that insane in every day life. Come on, smh

I wouldn't want to be eyeballed everywhere I go.

You know, I forgot to ask, what are these things even called?

that just seems really uncomfortable

It takes balls to wear those

Well Ill need to have some jeans on atleast