Official Chuck Norris Fact List(no repeats)

The point of this is to name at least 3 Chuck Norris fact you know of and to also come up with new facts. Ill start off.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

If Chuck Norris got into a fight with Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

heres a fact, none of you posers actually know who or what started the "hey chuck norris is hilarious" trend. this whole "chuck norris pwns joo" crap is ridiculous since none of you actually know what started this.-theCHUD-

I thought it was Conan O'Brien

I thought the Chuck Norris fad died already. :O6_volts

Trust me, it did... long ago.

[QUOTE="6_volts"]I thought the Chuck Norris fad died already. :Oyabbicoke

Trust me, it did... long ago.

[QUOTE="yabbicoke"]

[QUOTE="6_volts"]I thought the Chuck Norris fad died already. :O6_volts

Trust me, it did... long ago.

Maybe this is a zombie that got out.

[QUOTE="-theCHUD-"]heres a fact, none of you posers actually know who or what started the "hey chuck norris is hilarious" trend. this whole "chuck norris pwns joo" crap is ridiculous since none of you actually know what started this.yabbicoke

I thought it was Conan O'Brien

yep. but none of these damn infants know that. conan made chuck norris funny about 5 years ago. but for it to be a huge internet hilarity it took time. and now we have stupid threads like these from people like "infinity475". **** life man.... **** life....

[QUOTE="6_volts"][QUOTE="yabbicoke"]

[QUOTE="6_volts"]I thought the Chuck Norris fad died already. :OCRS98

Trust me, it did... long ago.

Maybe this is a zombie that got out.

[QUOTE="yabbicoke"]

[QUOTE="-theCHUD-"]heres a fact, none of you posers actually know who or what started the "hey chuck norris is hilarious" trend. this whole "chuck norris pwns joo" crap is ridiculous since none of you actually know what started this.-theCHUD-

I thought it was Conan O'Brien

yep. but none of these damn infants know that. conan made chuck norris funny about 5 years ago. but for it to be a huge internet hilarity it took time. and now we have stupid threads like these from people like "infinity475". **** life man.... **** life....

heres a fact, none of you posers actually know who or what started the "hey chuck norris is hilarious" trend. this whole "chuck norris pwns joo" crap is ridiculous since none of you actually know what started this.-theCHUD-

heres a fact, none of you posers actually know who or what started the "hey chuck norris is hilarious" trend. this whole "chuck norris pwns joo" crap is ridiculous since none of you actually know what started this.-theCHUD-

it started with vin diesel facts on some obscure website, and chuck norris facts was a side bar. Someone thought this was funny and it grew popular.

But here is my fact:

Chuck Norris can play Russian Roullette with a fully loaded gun and win.