oh god, what have i done!

Ok so heres the lowdown, theres this chick i met at a party and I just sent her a message straight up telling her to come over and **** not quiete sure if its gonna fly, but if it fails I'm gonna blame it on my friend who "hacked" my facebook. win win situation right?

If your going to lie then stick with it never admit to nothing.Women come and go don't worry about it. A wise man once said ye who lies never tells the truth. Remember that my lying friend.

you sound drunk. just stick with that if she gets upset, its better than blaming it on your friend, that is not believable at all

hahahaha. awsome....

Boring story

Remember the wise man who once said the man that lies in a truthful manner and has justice in his eyes always win the day.After asfter the eagle flies late into the sky the stars of truth will shine through for a better day.

No, thats just not going to fly.....

Actually, whats really going to happen, is she is just not going to respond. And if you message her back again saying something like, "I'm sorry" or whatever, she'll just block you, if she hadn't already done so.

You have so much to learn dude.....

Never end a lie by telling the truth . That is a cruel way to kill alie. Truth is not always as truthful as it seems to be . Sometime the truth can harm that a lie could have saved.Remember that

No, thats just not going to fly.....

Actually, whats really going to happen, is she is just not going to respond. And if you message her back again saying something like, "I'm sorry" or whatever, she'll just block you, if she hadn't already done so.

You have so much to learn dude.....

GTA_dude

Lie like a rug . It works for presidents it can work for you. Lie like painting on the wall. Remember never ever admit to nothing never ever never ever admit to nothing . Then lie to everyone from now on and you will never have to worry about that burden called truth.

What possessed you to do that in the first place?-Fromage-

^ My thoughts as well ^

Ok so heres the lowdown, theres this chick i met at a party and I just sent her a message straight up telling her to come over and **** not quiete sure if its gonna fly, but if it fails I'm gonna blame it on my friend who "hacked" my facebook. win win situation right?

jstamm33

Would this be an IMAGINARY friend?

Or are you gonna try to blame this on an ACTUAL "friend"?

Anyway, what's wrong with manning up and and saying that you're sorry?

And also, you sent her a goddamn MESSAGE asking her to ****? A MESSAGE on your facebook? REALLY?! You didn't have the stones to flatout ASK HER in person? Here's a little tip...if you actually give a flying fart about the repercussions of saying ANYTHING, then the test of whether or not you should say it is if you are willing to say it in person. I mean, I can be mean or nice or whatever to you people here. But that's because I don't CARE what you think about me. None of you actually KNOW me, so **** it.

But your situation is different. She knows who you are. Her boyfriend knows who you are. People at the party knbow both you and her. So the anonymity of technology doesn't work. If you would be thought of as a creep for propositioning to her face, you'll STILL be thought of aas a creep because you people KNOW EACH OTHER. If you would've gotten your ass kicked if you'd asked her to her face, then the odds are good that you will STILL get your ass kicked. And if you actually care about whether or not she accepts your proposal (which you obviously do, since you're trying to come up with an excuse), then you should have the stones to man up and say that stuff in person.

For rweal? Sending her a message asking her to come over and **** you, and then planning on blaming it on a friend if she gets offended? Dude...that's just incredibly lame. If you can't ask her to her damn face, then you shouldn't be asking her at all.

Horrible idea. Shouldn't she have messaged you back by now?

[QUOTE="GTA_dude"]

No, thats just not going to fly.....

Actually, whats really going to happen, is she is just not going to respond. And if you message her back again saying something like, "I'm sorry" or whatever, she'll just block you, if she hadn't already done so.

You have so much to learn dude.....

Tauruslink

I cant belive the simplest thing you can do is lie. Lie to her mother lie to your teacher lie to yourshelf . Forget her anyway find another girl. Theres allways another fish to catch.Then lie to that one and start it all over again.

That's what happens when you message people between masturbating.

OP ain't replied yet so he's either a troll, was drunk and passed out or he got luckyY2Jfan23

:lol: Good stuff, maybe she'll actually come over, it depends what she's like. I asked a girl to be my **** buddy once and she said yeah, we did it once, but now I have a gf so I think she wasn't too impressed. :P

You're a frank person. When you want sex, you simply ask for it. That's just the kind of person you are. Some people might not like this person, but others will be able to appreciate this aspect of your character.

Just take it easy.

That's what happens when you message people between masturbating.

Evil_Saluki

Your attempt to get some has failed.

What possessed you to do that in the first place?-Fromage-

My thoughts exactly.

marvin3269 made this thread worthwhile.

Ok so heres the lowdown, theres this chick i met at a party and I just sent her a message straight up telling her to come over and **** not quiete sure if its gonna fly, but if it fails I'm gonna blame it on my friend who "hacked" my facebook. win win situation right?

jstamm33

this is totally acceptable. If she doesn't lay for ya, who needs her, right?

I think you watch too many sitcoms. If someone you just met sends you something crazy, are you really going to believe his buddy just happened to hack your facebook page and sent of all people you such a message?

If she believes you I'm not sure this is someone you want to be with anyway.

I cant belive the simplest thing you can do is lie. Lie to her mother lie to your teacher lie to yourshelf . Forget her anyway find another girl. Theres allways another fish to catch.Then lie to that one and start it all over again.

marvin3269

marvin3269 made this thread worthwhile.

domatron23

epic fail ....:lol:

Great strategy. Tell us how it works out.solid_mario

it works when you're george cloney ...;)

Blame it on the spell checker somehow?

Wow man, that's an EPIC FAIL situation right there.

Blame it on the spell checker somehow?

flazzle

Ok so heres the lowdown, theres this chick i met at a party and I just sent her a message straight up telling her to come over and **** not quiete sure if its gonna fly, but if it fails I'm gonna blame it on my friend who "hacked" my facebook. win win situation right?

jstamm33

[QUOTE="solid_mario"]Great strategy. Tell us how it works out.the-wayward

it works when you're george cloney ...;)