ok guys gime a hand here

hey so this is how the story goes ok

i have a freind named jordan and hes 15 im 14 ok and basically hes leaving our school and recently beucase he didint get to go out wiht a couple of freinds beucase he had no ride back he wanted me to take him and i said i was bz and i couldnt, so he couldnt go, now today hes all angry and me and blames it on me it couldnt go beucase i was busy and coulnt take him, now he says im a **** and he wants to fight me so he wants to come and try and beat me up basically, i told him fighting is useless and it doesnt help anyone yet hes hellbent on killing me lol so he started provoking me and stuff but i dont wanna fight him as it aint exatcly goona solve this problem well mabye it will, he is physically much stronger than me but mentally he donest even compare and he only knows how to talk big, he cant fight for **** beucase i rememeber when we were wrestling he though just beucase he was stronger he could win but he lost now he says he'll walk up and down me and kill me just beucase he didint get to go out beucase HE didnt have a ride back and i couldnt take him back so what should i do please help beucase he has ADD and hes a bit crazy at times as well as im scared he might go crazy and hurt my family and if he ever does that i will absouetly kill him so please gime some advice here!

Blog it dude. Anyway, violence is not the answer. Work towards a compromise and keep it civil.

Also: wall of text. The Tab key is your friend.

hey so this is how the story goes ok

i have a freind named jordan and hes 15 im 14 ok and basically hes leaving our school and recently beucase he didint get to go out wiht a couple of freinds beucase he had no ride back he wanted me to take him and i said i was bz and i couldnt, so he couldnt go, now today hes all angry and me and blames it on me it couldnt go beucase i was busy and coulnt take him, now he says im a **** and he wants to fight me so he wants to come and try and beat me up basically, i told him fighting is useless and it doesnt help anyone yet hes hellbent on killing me lol so he started provoking me and stuff but i dont wanna fight him as it aint exatcly goona solve this problem well mabye it will, he is physically much stronger than me but mentally he donest even compare and he only knows how to talk big, he cant fight for **** beucase i rememeber when we were wrestling he though just beucase he was stronger he could win but he lost now he says he'll walk up and down me and kill me just beucase he didint get to go out beucase HE didnt have a ride back and i couldnt take him back so what should i do please help beucase he has ADD and hes a bit crazy at times as well as im scared he might go crazy and hurt my family and if he ever does that i will absouetly kill him so please gime some advice here!

tarunramesh

He wouldn't... And if he does, stay at home and grab a butcher knife... Only if you're just pretending. :) Good luck from the OT squad.

Make him look like an idiot say like "dude, calm down"

Shankz don't solve nuthin. I always keep a mac-10 or smith and wesson on me when I go down to dangerous neighborhoods. You should do the same.

hey so this is how the story goes ok

i have a freind named jordan and hes 15 im 14 ok and basically hes leaving our school and recently beucase he didint get to go out wiht a couple of freinds beucase he had no ride back he wanted me to take him and i said i was bz and i couldnt, so he couldnt go, now today hes all angry and me and blames it on me it couldnt go beucase i was busy and coulnt take him, now he says im a **** and he wants to fight me so he wants to come and try and beat me up basically, i told him fighting is useless and it doesnt help anyone yet hes hellbent on killing me lol so he started provoking me and stuff but i dont wanna fight him as it aint exatcly goona solve this problem well mabye it will, he is physically much stronger than me but mentally he donest even compare and he only knows how to talk big, he cant fight for **** beucase i rememeber when we were wrestling he though just beucase he was stronger he could win but he lost now he says he'll walk up and down me and kill me just beucase he didint get to go out beucase HE didnt have a ride back and i couldnt take him back so what should i do please help beucase he has ADD and hes a bit crazy at times as well as im scared he might go crazy and hurt my family and if he ever does that i will absouetly kill him so please gime some advice here!

tarunramesh

Umm...Huh?

Blog it.

Erm. This thread is hurts my brain.

Ditch your firend. He sounds like a loser, and I seriously doubt he'll try anything. Just stay away from him from now on and when he gives you grief, tell him to piss off.

Erm. This thread is hurts my brain.

Ditch your firend. He sounds like a loser, and I seriously doubt he'll try anything. Just stay away from him from now on and when he gives you grief, tell him to piss off.

CheddarLimbo

yes he is a loser and yes im goona ditch him

Periods, dude, periods.

Anyways, if he wants to fight you, then just fight him. If he really insists on beating you up, he's gonna get to sooner or later.

Sentences, please use them. The_Zoid

i have a freind named jordan and hes 15 im 14 ok and basically hes leaving our school and recently beucase he didint get to go out wiht a couple of freinds beucase he had no ride back he wanted me to take him and i said i was bz and i couldnt, so he couldnt go, now today hes all angry and me and blames it on me it couldnt go beucase i was busy and coulnt take him, now he says im a **** and he wants to fight me so he wants to come and try and beat me up basically, i told him fighting is useless and it doesnt help anyone yet hes hellbent on killing me lol so he started provoking me and stuff but i dont wanna fight him as it aint exatcly goona solve this problem well mabye it will, he is physically much stronger than me but mentally he donest even compare and he only knows how to talk big, he cant fight for **** beucase i rememeber when we were wrestling he though just beucase he was stronger he could win but he lost now he says he'll walk up and down me and kill me just beucase he didint get to go out beucase HE didnt have a ride back and i couldnt take him back so what should i do please help beucase he has ADD and hes a bit crazy at times as well as im scared he might go crazy and hurt my family and if he ever does that i will absouetly kill him so please gime some advice here!

tarunramesh

Amazing, that was all one sentence.

"he is physically much stronger than me but mentally he donest even compare"

God, he must be totally illiterate then.

ok first of all sorry for the big wall of text, next no i cant drive at 14 but he lives close to me and he goes to my school but hes leaving my school, ok also i know try to defend myself someof u guys have some logical ideas which might work lol well ill see what happens but if u come up with some good idea dont hesitate to tell metarunramesh

Damn, learn how to use periods and how to spell.

hey so this is how the story goes ok

i have a freind named jordan and hes 15 im 14 ok and basically hes leaving our school and recently beucase he didint get to go out wiht a couple of freinds beucase he had no ride back he wanted me to take him and i said i was bz and i couldnt, so he couldnt go, now today hes all angry and me and blames it on me it couldnt go beucase i was busy and coulnt take him, now he says im a **** and he wants to fight me so he wants to come and try and beat me up basically, i told him fighting is useless and it doesnt help anyone yet hes hellbent on killing me lol so he started provoking me and stuff but i dont wanna fight him as it aint exatcly goona solve this problem well mabye it will, he is physically much stronger than me but mentally he donest even compare and he only knows how to talk big, he cant fight for **** beucase i rememeber when we were wrestling he though just beucase he was stronger he could win but he lost now he says he'll walk up and down me and kill me just beucase he didint get to go out beucase HE didnt have a ride back and i couldnt take him back so what should i do please help beucase he has ADD and hes a bit crazy at times as well as im scared he might go crazy and hurt my family and if he ever does that i will absouetly kill him so please gime some advice here!

tarunramesh

SpellCheck mabye?

SpellCheck mabye?

TugboatTheGreat

Ahahaha, that made me laugh a lot. Imo, that's sigworthy.

hey so this is how the story goes ok

i have a freind named jordan and hes 15 im 14 ok and basically hes leaving our school and recently beucase he didint get to go out wiht a couple of freinds beucase he had no ride back he wanted me to take him and i said i was bz and i couldnt, so he couldnt go, now today hes all angry and me and blames it on me it couldnt go beucase i was busy and coulnt take him, now he says im a **** and he wants to fight me so he wants to come and try and beat me up basically, i told him fighting is useless and it doesnt help anyone yet hes hellbent on killing me lol so he started provoking me and stuff but i dont wanna fight him as it aint exatcly goona solve this problem well mabye it will, he is physically much stronger than me but mentally he donest even compare and he only knows how to talk big, he cant fight for **** beucase i rememeber when we were wrestling he though just beucase he was stronger he could win but he lost now he says he'll walk up and down me and kill me just beucase he didint get to go out beucase HE didnt have a ride back and i couldnt take him back so what should i do please help beucase he has ADD and hes a bit crazy at times as well as im scared he might go crazy and hurt my family and if he ever does that i will absouetly kill him so please gime some advice here!

tarunramesh

Longest run-on sentence I've ever seen :|

When you're 18 you'll probably both be having a beer laughing at how stupid it was.Darth_Tyrev

Oh god, how cliche and stupid..

hey so this is how the story goes ok

i have a freind named jordan and hes 15 im 14 ok and basically hes leaving our school and recently beucase he didint get to go out wiht a couple of freinds beucase he had no ride back he wanted me to take him and i said i was bz and i couldnt, so he couldnt go, now today hes all angry and me and blames it on me it couldnt go beucase i was busy and coulnt take him, now he says im a **** and he wants to fight me so he wants to come and try and beat me up basically, i told him fighting is useless and it doesnt help anyone yet hes hellbent on killing me lol so he started provoking me and stuff but i dont wanna fight him as it aint exatcly goona solve this problem well mabye it will, he is physically much stronger than me but mentally he donest even compare and he only knows how to talk big, he cant fight for **** beucase i rememeber when we were wrestling he though just beucase he was stronger he could win but he lost now he says he'll walk up and down me and kill me just beucase he didint get to go out beucase HE didnt have a ride back and i couldnt take him back so what should i do please help beucase he has ADD and hes a bit crazy at times as well as im scared he might go crazy and hurt my family and if he ever does that i will absouetly kill him so please gime some advice here!

tarunramesh

You seem to have trouble forming a coherent sentence, so this guy must be really, really stupid if he doesn't even compare to you mentally.

I had the same issue... basically my friends name was Jordan too.. but anyways.. He like this chick, she liked me, and i didn't give a single thing about it all. She started hangin around me and all, he got jealous, and almost fought me.. Im stronger them him tho.. I told him to F-off and he walked away... but... seriously dude.. if he does come at you with a fist in the air, evade his fist, and trip him, and if you do it right, jump on his back and run away.. or walk. make sure you jump really hard.. inflict LOTS of pain... even jump on his foot... he can't chase you with a broken foot..

If it all comes down to a fist to face situation... FIGHT DIRTY !

[QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"]When you're 18 you'll probably both be having a beer laughing at how stupid it was._Margulis_

Oh god, how cliche and stupid..

You're right, they're friendship is over, he might as well try to kill him now while he has the chance.

hey so this is how the story goes ok

i have a freind named jordan and hes 15 im 14 ok and basically hes leaving our school and recently beucase he didint get to go out wiht a couple of freinds beucase he had no ride back he wanted me to take him and i said i was bz and i couldnt, so he couldnt go, now today hes all angry and me and blames it on me it couldnt go beucase i was busy and coulnt take him, now he says im a **** and he wants to fight me so he wants to come and try and beat me up basically, i told him fighting is useless and it doesnt help anyone yet hes hellbent on killing me lol so he started provoking me and stuff but i dont wanna fight him as it aint exatcly goona solve this problem well mabye it will, he is physically much stronger than me but mentally he donest even compare and he only knows how to talk big, he cant fight for **** beucase i rememeber when we were wrestling he though just beucase he was stronger he could win but he lost now he says he'll walk up and down me and kill me just beucase he didint get to go out beucase HE didnt have a ride back and i couldnt take him back so what should i do please help beucase he has ADD and hes a bit crazy at times as well as im scared he might go crazy and hurt my family and if he ever does that i will absouetly kill him so please gime some advice here!

tarunramesh

"mentally he donest even compare" Good lord, your friend must be at an absence of a brain to be dumber than somebody who can't spell "because" or "doesn't" correctly, not to mention I do not see a single period in your paragraph, only one exclamation point.shtempest

Sorry, I laughed my ass off when I read that.metallica_fan42

lol all in one sentence?!

anyway I have a policy of not starting fights.... but I do finish them when people start on me.

Eitehr tell him to calm down again.... or get some more of your mates and beat him up.... :)

First of all, learn grammar. Second, this sounds like a funny preteen blind rage caused by horomones thing. Just fight him, who cares. When you're 18 you'll probably both be having a beer laughing at how stupid it was.Darth_Tyrev

ummmm :|

You seem to have trouble forming a coherent sentence, so this guy must be really, really stupid if he doesn't even compare to you mentally.

does that mean im stupid lol but either way he is pretty dam stupid

I had the same issue... basically my friends name was Jordan too.. but anyways.. He like this chick, she liked me, and i didn't give a single thing about it all. She started hangin around me and all, he got jealous, and almost fought me.. Im stronger them him tho.. I told him to F-off and he walked away... but... seriously dude.. if he does come at you with a fist in the air, evade his fist, and trip him, and if you do it right, jump on his back and run away.. or walk. make sure you jump really hard.. inflict LOTS of pain... even jump on his foot... he can't chase you with a broken foot..

If it all comes down to a fist to face situation... FIGHT DIRTY !

Virus214

thanks for teaching me how to fight lol but i like ur ideas

"mentally he donest even compare" Good lord, your friend must be at an absence of a brain to be dumber than somebody who can't spell "because" or "doesn't" correctly, not to mention I do not see a single period in your paragraph, only one exclamation point.shtempest

real funny lol to be honest i was scared when i made this topic beucase u dont really intend to hurt him so i was typing real fast and couldnt care less about sentences but like i said he is pretty dam dumb