Ok, i got beaten up today.

well, kinda, but it still hurt. This guy i was playing soccer with today, threw a ball at my head purposly, i pushed him back, he lifted me up and slammed me down, i was winded, later i pushed him, then he pushed me back, then i kicked the ball at him.

OK so the thing is, i dont want this kid to tread on me anymore. I wanna hurt him myself instead of him just picking me up and winding me, I SERIOUSLY could not breathe. How do i beat this guy - any tips on fighting would help.

PS, he's half my size, and lighter than me, but he's stronger, what do i do. My back hurts so much right now, and i think i might take a bat to school and hit him in the back of the head somehow.

i think i might take a bat to school and hit him in the back of the head somehow. no-scoped_jfk

Sure, if you want to kill him :|

Don't fight him.

Simple as that...

im not gonna read any more of your topics!

the last one of was your friend gettnig his teeth knocked out by an 11 year old kick boxing master

GO AWAY! or post something thats not ********

im not gonna read any more of your topics!

the last one of was your friend gettnig his teeth knocked out by an 11 year old kick boxing master

GO AWAY! or post something thats not ********

hormagaunt

when fights in soccer happens...my teammates holds me down and tries to cool me off...seriously, i did that too...kick the ball so hard back to the guy...it hits his face...fight happens..and note..soccer shoes have spikes...awww.....memories....

if I were you...settle it once for all...bring pads and helmets...baseball bat aint good enough..put some barbed wires on it..:twisted:

[QUOTE="no-scoped_jfk"]i think i might take a bat to school and hit him in the back of the head somehow. pinneyapple

Sure, if you want to kill him :|

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[QUOTE="no-scoped_jfk"]i think i might take a bat to school and hit him in the back of the head somehow. no-scoped_jfk

Sure, if you want to kill him :|

[QUOTE="no-scoped_jfk"]i think i might take a bat to school and hit him in the back of the head somehow. pinneyapple

Sure, if you want to kill him :|

No if he wants to kill him he should use a katana, thats a great idea.

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[QUOTE="no-scoped_jfk"]i think i might take a bat to school and hit him in the back of the head somehow.

Sure, if you want to kill him :|

Don't fight him.

Simple as that...

Hinata237

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[QUOTE="no-scoped_jfk"]i think i might take a bat to school and hit him in the back of the head somehow. no-scoped_jfk

Sure, if you want to kill him :|

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[QUOTE="no-scoped_jfk"]i think i might take a bat to school and hit him in the back of the head somehow. no-scoped_jfk

Sure, if you want to kill him :|

:lol: try life imprisonment maybe?

No scope him, problem solved.kruesader

What if he respawns nearby? He might need some C4 close to him or a claymore.

[QUOTE="kruesader"]No scope him, problem solved.Film-Guy

What if he respawns nearby? He might need soem C4 close to him or a claymore.

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

[QUOTE="kruesader"]No scope him, problem solved.EmilioDigsIt

What if he respawns nearby? He might need soem C4 close to him or a claymore.

And I bet he plays on Hardcore mode, no radar or anything to help him. He's screwed unless he gets a good kill streak to call in an airstrike or a chopper.

Go buy a toy gun from ebay and shoot him so he will beat you up againLonelynight

Why a toy:|

[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]Go buy a toy gun from ebay and shoot him so he will beat you up againFilm-Guy

Why a toy:|

so he will get beat up again

[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]Go buy a toy gun from ebay and shoot him so he will beat you up againFilm-Guy

Why a toy:|

So that he would get beat up :|

Fighting is for *******. Use words to solve your problems.-Sphere-

I agree, beat him with a dictionary.

[QUOTE="-Sphere-"]Fighting is for *******. Use words to solve your problems.Film-Guy

I agree, beat him with a dictionary.

exactly and lets use swear words like *******

Fighting is for *******. Use words to solve your problems.-Sphere-

[QUOTE="-Sphere-"]Fighting is for *******. Use words to solve your problems.DeeJayInphinity

and it only costs 100 credits to get a synonym at Webbstertown

Don't fight him.

Simple as that...

Hinata237

At school or better on a sidewalk outside of school throw a little ball of paper in his face....when he looks at you,if he says something be quiet,when he approaches u,throw the best punch u got straight at his nose.Be fast enough...u don't wanna miss.That'll make tears in his eyes and a bloody nose.For at least 5 sec u can do whatever u want to him....

Yeah....that should do it. :D

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[QUOTE="no-scoped_jfk"]i think i might take a bat to school and hit him in the back of the head somehow. no-scoped_jfk

Sure, if you want to kill him :|

HERES WHAT YOU SHOULD DO! tell the local rancher that horse killers are going to come to kill his horses that night, tell the kids parents to go help an abandoned horse. have the rancher kill his parents. then steal the bodies, chop them up and put them in chili. have a chili cook off and have him eat his dead parents. it works every time. perfect revengebluntmastaslaya

then get cartman to laugh in his face :twisted:

but seriously, just buy a paintball gun and come up to him from behind, then pop a cap in his ass, that'll pi$$ him off :)

are you a jedi, that would definitely help then you could so whip his ass, if you arent then maybe you should consider becoming one, also anothoer relevant question is what lvl are you, and what lvl is he, i would animate dead they last for hours, i'd like to see him take on a zombie lord, ha! that'll teach him!!pancreasjuice

Hmm, are you lvl 30? And if you happen to be a jedi as well... Whirlwind with a light saber! :twisted: Slice and dice him, put the slightly toasted chunks into a salad then serve it in the school cafeteria!:twisted::twisted::twisted:

Always works. But, you have to make sure you're up close on the guy. Remember to shout "SHORYUKEN!!" at the top of your lungs when starting the move. Good luck! ;)

Cricket bats are your friend... for blunt smashes. Wickets are good for impaling. SolidSnake35

yeah maybe if your a brit. i dont know if those things exist this side of the pond, we dont have any queens over here either...

This will probably be a foolsday joke, which I dont think is funny. But what you should do if this is serious:

just walk up to him, say nothing, show nothing , and just punch his nose back into his eyes. He wont ever see it comming if you plan it well, then again he might do something back:P