I have so many funny ones... but they'll probably get me modded. Stick with something like "Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes" if you want to be cheezy.
If you're looking for laughs I suppose you could swap chloroform out for laughing gas, but it's an untested method so I can't guarantee results.Big_player
If she is nerdy... If I were an enzyme, I'd wanna be a helicase so that I could unzip your jeans (genes). If she is normal... Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
If you're looking for laughs I suppose you could swap chloroform out for laughing gas, but it's an untested method so I can't guarantee results.Big_player
no no it does work she will laugh if you replace the chloroform.....so a friend told me
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way (As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me! (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
[QUOTE="viewtiful26"]You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way (As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me! (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear. Hey, I kinda like that last one.
[QUOTE="GodofBigMacs"] If I were an enzyme, I'd wanna be a helicase so that I could unzip your jeans (genes). . I laughed hard at this one, and then was sad because I understood it. :|
If you're looking for laughs I suppose you could swap chloroform out for laughing gas, but it's an untested method so I can't guarantee results.Big_player
I find that "Does this smell like chloroform?" works pretty well.
If you were the new burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous! Or "If I were the parrot, and you were the pirate, would I sit on this shoulder..." *put hand on her inside shoulder* "Or this shoulder?" *put hand on her other shoulder and pull her in!*
say "I'm going on a walk will you hold on to something for me" and hold out your hand then when you're walking just ask her out simple as that. a guy did that to me once. Cutest thing ever!
say "I'm going on a walk will you hold on to something for me" and hold out your hand then when you're walking just ask her out simple as that. a guy did that to me once. Cutest thing ever!shehero
I actually love that idea I am so going to use that on a girl
[QUOTE="shehero"]say "I'm going on a walk will you hold on to something for me" and hold out your hand then when you're walking just ask her out simple as that. a guy did that to me once. Cutest thing ever!Serraph105
I actually love that idea I am so going to use that on a girl so I win?
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