[QUOTE="ElArab"]Lol, Ninja Magic was a bit of a dissapointment...Ninjas are usually better at everything but...I guess Pirates are more "metal" :PMronoC
yes, because they are louder and more over the top.I was thinking that the inverse rules of ninjas apply. The more there are the less talent they actually have. A good metal band needs 2 bassists, 3 guitarists, at least one female and one male vocal, a synth player (preferably with multiple sets of keys), one person to blow the horn, one person to handle lights, two merch peoples, one guy who is just along for the ride and heroine (usually a manager fills this role), one guy to carry all the beer, and one guy to sit at home a cry because he was replaced by a drum machine. (crying is so metal)
So we can see that with the inverse law of Ninja at work, this is guaranteed to be a suckfest and is best enjoyed after a 3 day drinking binge in a moldy, cramped basement with piss puddles in the corner and a dozen local high school kids arguing over which one does the most for the "scene" and who is going to steal their parents alcohol for the next show.
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