OMG, the Greek army looks rubbish!

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#1 Black_Knight_00
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I mean, just look at these guys:

You must reeeeally hate your soldiers to make them wear such horrendous uniforms. It's like: "Hey, they're going to war, let's make it funny!"

Go ahead, go ahead: laugh at them if you dare, you heartless monsters!

:lol:

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#2 TristanShand
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Lol i like these threads :P

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#3 mamkem6
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Do they look funny;)

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#4 paul999
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LMAO!
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#5 The_Ish
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All of these comical military pictures are made as a joke. If the those pictures were to represent how militaries function in real life, those nations would not be there today.

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#6 Mr_Leonis
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Yes, lol at their horrendous uniforms. Makes you easier to hit. ;)

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#7 KG86
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Those uniforms increase their efficiency by 200%.
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#8 horgen  Moderator
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Hey its easy winning a war when the enemy is laughing.
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#9 deactivated-58f8be37da70d
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Those uniforms increase their efficiency by 200%.KG86
:lol: I lol'd
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#10 ClawKiller
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See look, our army looks rubbish also.

And again!

But look: We have the SAS!

Haha!

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#11 SolidSnake35
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I'm sure the bullets still fly straight. >_>
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#12 HellRazer360
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See look, our army looks rubbish also.

And again!

But look: We have the SAS!

Haha!

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no SAS squad is complete without captain price
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#13 deactivated-58f8be37da70d
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I think USA takes the prize in looking awesome in both fields lol.
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#14 Lonelynight
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They look awesome to me.

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#16 Vfanek
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They look awesome to me.

Lonelynight

This is 2008. And Philip II started the buttkicking of the Hellenic armies, Alexander finished the buttkicking of the Hellenic armies.Not to mention, the phalanx was worthless against the Romans mobile infantry.

They look cool, but aren't that good.

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#17 Lonelynight
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They look cool

Vfanek

Thats good enough for me :P

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#19 ShadowofTulkas
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Is that storm trooper armor on their legs?luccaface

I think so my friend. :lol:

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#20 Vfanek
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Want to see something real pathetic? The Greek army photos OP posted was obviously just a parade army. I doubt them clowns would actually be put into the field.

Here.

Polish Cavalry. These fellas tried to face Hitlers heavy armor in WWII. Guess how that went.

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#21 super_mario_128
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Someone should make a thread of the Norwegian army, with the image of the penguin inspecting them. :P
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#22 Black_Knight_00
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Is that storm trooper armor on their legs?luccaface

Possibly. In fact, they look like a cross between a stormtrooper, Dart Vader and Krusty the clown.

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#23 marcus4hire
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*waits for somebody to come in and start taking everything way to seriously*
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#24 Thanatos_990
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I would be afriad if I saw thouse Mofo's coming to me
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#25 Bloodbath_87
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Nice pants, yo.
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#26 stevenk4k5
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Cute pleated skirts, fellas!
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#27 deactivated-5901ac91d8e33
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Waffen SS takes th prize for most awesome military clothing:

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#28 klusps
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Lol, sorry, I couldn't help but laugh.
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#29 ArmoredAshes
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hahahaha oh how silly people make parade stuff to look
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#30 arcticf0x8
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Yeah. You don't hear much from them. The best armies are pretty much the US and Israel. Israel has some balls to be using a Ruger 10/22 as a sniper rifle.
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#31 Shrapnel99
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Proof that the United States Army is teh pWnZ0rZ

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#32 linkin_guy109
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okay whats the deal with them having there legs in such a way to make a 90 degree angle?
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#33 tzar3
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Do they look funny;)

mamkem6

Thats better, much better. The Greek Warrior looks awesome.

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#34 Toshan1337
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Someone should make a thread of the Norwegian army, with the image of the penguin inspecting them. :Psuper_mario_128

I'll just post it here:

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Lance-Corporal Nils Olaf, a penguin, has recently been promoted to Colonel-in-Chief in the Norwegian Army. Some choice reporting on the matter:

"Major Nils Egelien from the Norwegian Royal Guard Association said: "Colonel in chief because all the reports speak about his very, very good behaviour, and the service in this garden."

"He was also given two medals - one to mark his new rank, and one for good service.

But because he's so small, he can only wear one of them at a time!"

"A Norwegian army spokesman said: 'The highest rank available is general, so one day, who knows? The sky is the limit for Olav.'"

Youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr4VLMAEZ-E

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#35 Nude_Dude
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We look funny to you, but this is how we kicked the Italians' ass back in WW2 and were the only country to resist the Germans for so long.

Did any other country resist and caused trouble to the Germans for so long? :roll: So don't make fun of it.

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#36 Nude_Dude
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Not to forget, you pend too much at looks. These were real men, and if anyone who laughed at them in here dared to challenge them...you would be 100% pwned.

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#37 JP_Russell
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I literally burst out laughing when the page loaded up. That takes the cake for the most hilarious ceremonial military getup I've ever seen. And it really does look like they've got stormtrooper armor leggings. :P

I think USA takes the prize in looking awesome in both fields lol.   specialedpal

Agreed. ;)

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#38 alexmurray
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I know they aren't real solders but you have to feel sorry for them. The swiss guard

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#39 go-cizmek
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[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Someone should make a thread of the Norwegian army, with the image of the penguin inspecting them. :PToshan1337

I'll just post it here:

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Lance-Corporal Nils Olaf, a penguin, has recently been promoted to Colonel-in-Chief in the Norwegian Army. Some choice reporting on the matter:

"Major Nils Egelien from the Norwegian Royal Guard Association said: "Colonel in chief because all the reports speak about his very, very good behaviour, and the service in this garden."

"He was also given two medals - one to mark his new rank, and one for good service.

But because he's so small, he can only wear one of them at a time!"

"A Norwegian army spokesman said: 'The highest rank available is general, so one day, who knows? The sky is the limit for Olav.'"

Youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr4VLMAEZ-E

This is so funny! I just have to laugh! LOL:lol:

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You people are pathetic. These men freed our country and have much more courage than most of the US or any other countrys' soldiers.

Those who laugh from the comfort of their computer chair at their house will never reach these men, even if they tried. They've done much more than you, so you have absolutely no right to laugh at them. They should laugh at you.

This thread is an insult.

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#42 freshgman
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They look so intimidating
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#43 clayron
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You people are pathetic. These men freed our country and have much more courage than most of the US or any other countrys' soldiers.

Those who laugh from the comfort of their computer chair at their house will never reach these men, even if they tried. They've done much more than you, so you have absolutely no right to laugh at them. They should laugh at you.

This thread is an insult.

IveDatedUrMom

Whoa, chill out. All of this is just for fun.

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#44 alexmurray
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You people are pathetic. These men freed our country and have much more courage than most of the US or any other countrys' soldiers.

Those who laugh from the comfort of their computer chair at their house will never reach these men, even if they tried. They've done much more than you, so you have absolutely no right to laugh at them. They should laugh at you.

This thread is an insult.

IveDatedUrMom

joke???

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#45 ZarMulix
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You people are pathetic. These men freed our country and have much more courage than most of the US or any other countrys' soldiers.

Those who laugh from the comfort of their computer chair at their house will never reach these men, even if they tried. They've done much more than you, so you have absolutely no right to laugh at them. They should laugh at you.

This thread is an insult.

IveDatedUrMom

Chill out dude. No one else is taking this seriously, we're just laughing at ridiculous looking uniform and trying to have some fun. The fact that you're taking this off topic thread personally and are pretty much insulting the rest of the world says alot about you, so how about letting people have their fun?

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#46 IveDatedUrMom
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[QUOTE="IveDatedUrMom"]

You people are pathetic. These men freed our country and have much more courage than most of the US or any other countrys' soldiers.

Those who laugh from the comfort of their computer chair at their house will never reach these men, even if they tried. They've done much more than you, so you have absolutely no right to laugh at them. They should laugh at you.

This thread is an insult.

ZarMulix

Chill out dude. No one else is taking this seriously, we're just laughing at ridiculous looking uniform and trying to have some fun. The fact that you're taking this off topic thread personally and are pretty much insulting the rest of the world says alot about you, so how about letting people have their fun?

There's a limit at having fun. This surpasses it. Having fun towards others is not right at all.

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#47 tzar3
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You people are pathetic. These men freed our country and have much more courage than most of the US or any other countrys' soldiers.

Those who laugh from the comfort of their computer chair at their house will never reach these men, even if they tried. They've done much more than you, so you have absolutely no right to laugh at them. They should laugh at you.

This thread is an insult.

IveDatedUrMom

Your just angry since probably you wear something similar to those greek soldiers.

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#48 Lief_Ericson
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I know they aren't real solders but you have to feel sorry for them. The swiss guard

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alexmurray

Dude, Swiss guard are as well trained as Navy Seals and theres only like 300 of them

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#49 biBLioTek
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[QUOTE="ZarMulix"][QUOTE="IveDatedUrMom"]

You people are pathetic. These men freed our country and have much more courage than most of the US or any other countrys' soldiers.

Those who laugh from the comfort of their computer chair at their house will never reach these men, even if they tried. They've done much more than you, so you have absolutely no right to laugh at them. They should laugh at you.

This thread is an insult.

IveDatedUrMom

Chill out dude. No one else is taking this seriously, we're just laughing at ridiculous looking uniform and trying to have some fun. The fact that you're taking this off topic thread personally and are pretty much insulting the rest of the world says alot about you, so how about letting people have their fun?

There's a limit at having fun. This surpasses it. Having fun towards others is not right at all.

were not laughing at them, were laughing at their clothing.... the one were making fun of is the one that designed it
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#50 Shmiity
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Listen, I'm 100% Greek, and this thread is funny, cause its true.

Whats in Greece? Olive trees; and some sheep.