On a lighter note, Funny things your parents have said

I've got a few good ones.

My mother once told my brother that he had man-boobs. Yes, man-boobs.

This was after the time my brother, my father and I where riding to get some lunch when we discovered that my bro didn't know how to whistle. My dad sad that "this is a sad day". Me and my bro where both 18 at the time.

So your turn.

I'm sitting on a couch, my parents and I are watching a movie. I start hitting my ass for some reason :s

Anyway, my mom turns to me "If you wanna touch yourself, go to your room!"

I'm sitting on a couch, my parents and I are watching a movie. I start hitting my ass for some reason :s

Anyway, my mom turns to me "If you wanna touch yourself, go to your room!"

Happy_Kat777

Lol.

No scratching that itch for you.

"that dog is murdering birds!"DivergeUnify

nice. did one of them just say this out of blue. I can imagine just sitting there, minding my own business when all the sudden...."MY GOD. THAT DOG IS MURDERING BIRDS!"

I showed my mom my new wallpaper.(It had a Metroid on it) "You like my new wallpaper?" I ask her "It's a Metroid. It sucks the life out of you."

Mom: "It's called a husband."

[QUOTE="Happy_Kat777"]

I'm sitting on a couch, my parents and I are watching a movie. I start hitting my ass for some reason :s

Anyway, my mom turns to me "If you wanna touch yourself, go to your room!"

methree15

Lol.

No scratching that itch for you.

Needless to say, I got up and left ;)

[QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]"that dog is murdering birds!"methree15

nice. did one of them just say this out of blue. I can imagine just sitting there, minding my own business when all the sudden...."MY GOD. THAT DOG IS MURDERING BIRDS!"

Got caught loking up pr0n. My mom told my dad. He yells at me to get into the living room and then yells:

"DAMNIT SON IF YOU ARE LOOKING UP PORN I WANNA KNOW THE WEB ADDRESS!!"

My mom got angry at him.

"Your old enough to hump. Start acting your age." lol my dad said that to me

I showed my mom my new wallpaper.(It had a Metroid on it) "You like my new wallpaper?" I ask her "It's a Metroid. It sucks the life out of you."

Mom: "It's called a husband."

bigfatcrap

My mom is Latvian, and her parents had this saying "bloody dogs dont cry" Me and my brother never had any idea what the hell that meant. We always laughed at it, and she got more pissed.hillelslovak

Please, stop the cycle, don't start saying bloody dog's don't cry. It will haunt you for the rest of your life.

I showed my mom my new wallpaper.(It had a Metroid on it) "You like my new wallpaper?" I ask her "It's a Metroid. It sucks the life out of you."

Mom: "It's called a husband."

bigfatcrap

Pwned. So badly.

Got caught loking up pr0n. My mom told my dad. He yells at me to get into the living room and then yells:

"DAMNIT SON IF YOU ARE LOOKING UP PORN I WANNA KNOW THE WEB ADDRESS!!"

My mom got angry at him.

SunofVich

"Your old enough to hump. Start acting your age." lol my dad said that to me

Coffee_Blade

i was looking up re4 vids on youtube and my mom checked history

ARE YOU DOING REEFER ! ?!? GET IT re-4 she thought it was slang or sumthin

i was looking up re4 vids on youtube and my mom checked history

ARE YOU DOING REEFER ! ?!? GET IT re-4 she thought it was slang or sumthin

ps3wizard45

Hah. You've got some supspcious parents there.

I was playing FFX2 a few years back and there was a puzzle where you had to message La'blanc (If you played it, you'd know what I'm talking about) so she was moaning and such. My dad came in and looked at the tv and said "I didn't know you were interested in that" *walks out*

I was playing FFX2 a few years back and there was a puzzle where you had to message La'blanc (If you played it, you'd know what I'm talking about) so she was moaning and such. My dad came in and looked at the tv and said "I didn't know you were interested in that" *walks out*

Kikouken

I was playing FFX2 a few years back and there was a puzzle where you had to message La'blanc (If you played it, you'd know what I'm talking about) so she was moaning and such. My dad came in and looked at the tv and said "I didn't know you were interested in that" *walks out*

Kikouken

More awkward than funny, but it's funnier if I type it exactly the way he said it. "Whin I was yer age, I wint 'round floppin my **** at enythang that had breasts 'nd a hole fer me to stick it in"1stCommando

I walked in on my dad watching porn late at night. He turned to me and said "wait a minute...this isn't the news!" in a sarcastic tone :P. I went downstairs and he didn't change the channel through the entire thing. You'd think it would be akward...but, surprisingly, not really.
chrisrooR

Lol. I like how he makes a joke about it then doesn't even flinch and keeps watching. Way to go.

Wow, dads understand porn. Awesome.

"You're a disprespectful **** who will drive me to the grave."

heh..... fun times.

"You're a disprespectful **** who will drive me to the grave."

heh..... fun times.

Jenovawitness

uhhh, ouch. I hope you where driving at the time?

[QUOTE="chrisrooR"]I walked in on my dad watching porn late at night. He turned to me and said "wait a minute...this isn't the news!" in a sarcastic tone :P. I went downstairs and he didn't change the channel through the entire thing. You'd think it would be akward...but, surprisingly, not really.
methree15

Lol. I like how he makes a joke about it then doesn't even flinch and keeps watching. Way to go.

Wow, dads understand porn. Awesome.

I should rephrase that whole thing.

I came upstairs, looking for a late night snack. Low and behold i see a light coming from upstairs. When i get to the top of the stairs i realize what i'm seeing; two girls kissing on the t.v. screen. I walk into the room and my dad is just chilling there. So i walk over to the fridge and get out a pop and some chips, all the while my dad is watching t.v. So i look over at him as i'm going downstairs (it's been like 10 minutes too) and he just says "hey....this isn't the news!"

So long story short, he acknowledged that i was there, making food, but he really didn't care.

me and my mom were arguing and she called me a son of a ****(word for female dog). self owned.LoG-Sacrament

I'd the same thing once. Me and my brother were doing battle with our words when I called him an s.o.b. Then I saw my mom was there.

[QUOTE="methree15"]

[QUOTE="chrisrooR"]I walked in on my dad watching porn late at night. He turned to me and said "wait a minute...this isn't the news!" in a sarcastic tone :P. I went downstairs and he didn't change the channel through the entire thing. You'd think it would be akward...but, surprisingly, not really.
chrisrooR

Lol. I like how he makes a joke about it then doesn't even flinch and keeps watching. Way to go.

Wow, dads understand porn. Awesome.

I should rephrase that whole thing.

I came upstairs, looking for a late night snack. Low and behold i see a light coming from upstairs. When i get to the top of the stairs i realize what i'm seeing; two girls kissing on the t.v. screen. I walk into the room and my dad is just chilling there. So i walk over to the fridge and get out a pop and some chips, all the while my dad is watching t.v. So i look over at him as i'm going downstairs (it's been like 10 minutes too) and he just says "hey....this isn't the news!"

So long story short, he acknowledged that i was there, making food, but he really didn't care.

Still he doesn't try to cover it up, which is funny to me.

When I was a wee lad my dad would always sarcastically say "get to bed skinhead" if I was up past my bedtime. I laughed at it, but it took me a few years before I figured out what a skinhead was.PS2_ROCKS

Actually not all skinheads are nazi's. Only some. Had one in my class who was definatly not a nazi and talked about the other skinhead movement. Oh, and he was black too. But still funny.

Whenever we had my dad speechless after a comeback he'd say "your ass sucks buttermilk" He's not from another country or anything. We still dont' know wtf it means :PPoedon

My dad: "I don't care if you want to have sex in your room, but for god's sake, don't have "loud sex". It'll wake up your mother, and I'll raise hell if I have to walk up the stairs."SmashBrosLegend

Nice. This reminds me of the one time that my friend a a girl over at his house and after he left his parents asked him if my friend wanted wheel locks put on his bed.

i was looking up re4 vids on youtube and my mom checked history

ARE YOU DOING REEFER ! ?!? GET IT re-4 she thought it was slang or sumthin

ps3wizard45

Your mom checks history ? :shock:

[QUOTE="ps3wizard45"]

i was looking up re4 vids on youtube and my mom checked history

ARE YOU DOING REEFER ! ?!? GET IT re-4 she thought it was slang or sumthin

rohver

Your mom checks history ? :shock:

My friend has his mom check history until was 19! Thats when he brought his own laptop.

I'm sitting on a couch, my parents and I are watching a movie. I start hitting my ass for some reason :s

Anyway, my mom turns to me "If you wanna touch yourself, go to your room!"

Happy_Kat777

wow... I can't imagine a parent saying that. Not that it's bad or anything.

The only thing I can think of is, "I probably shouldn't tell you this, but the doctor was drunk when he circumcised you. I was sitting there and the nurse walks in and says, 'man I wanted to just reach down and cut that doctor's penis off. He had alcohol on his breath. That poor baby. you should sue that doctor.'" Yep, I laughed my ass off when my mom told me that.:lol:VacantPsalm

Wow. Everything turned out ok right? I mean with, your, you know.... lol.

[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]The only thing I can think of is, "I probably shouldn't tell you this, but the doctor was drunk when he circumcised you. I was sitting there and the nurse walks in and says, 'man I wanted to just reach down and cut that doctor's penis off. He had alcohol on his breath. That poor baby. you should sue that doctor.'" Yep, I laughed my ass off when my mom told me that.:lol:methree15

Wow. Everything turned out ok right? I mean with, your, you know.... lol.

I don't think it's possible to screw that up, even when you're drunk...

i think the "your ass sucks buttermilk" comment is meant to call you gay think about it. what color is buttermilk? what else is like that color? what else would an ass "suck"?

anyways, my own story.

back when me and my first, (VERY FIRST) gf were dating, we wanted to go up to the local hills and go camping because she had never been camping before and i'm pretty big on hiking and backpacking. so when i mentioned it to my mom, she abruptly shouted, "NO YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX"

i was a little confused at first then i got offended that my mom would think i would have sex at 15 with a girl i had only been dating for two weeks.

[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]The only thing I can think of is, "I probably shouldn't tell you this, but the doctor was drunk when he circumcised you. I was sitting there and the nurse walks in and says, 'man I wanted to just reach down and cut that doctor's penis off. He had alcohol on his breath. That poor baby. you should sue that doctor.'" Yep, I laughed my ass off when my mom told me that.:lol:methree15

Wow. Everything turned out ok right? I mean with, your, you know.... lol.

[QUOTE="methree15"]

[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]The only thing I can think of is, "I probably shouldn't tell you this, but the doctor was drunk when he circumcised you. I was sitting there and the nurse walks in and says, 'man I wanted to just reach down and cut that doctor's penis off. He had alcohol on his breath. That poor baby. you should sue that doctor.'" Yep, I laughed my ass off when my mom told me that.:lol:VacantPsalm

Wow. Everything turned out ok right? I mean with, your, you know.... lol.

I'm sure it would make a great story.

Well you know, every young man is curious at least one time in their life, its nothing to be ashamed of... One day when your in the locker room at school just kinda......

[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"][QUOTE="methree15"]

[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]The only thing I can think of is, "I probably shouldn't tell you this, but the doctor was drunk when he circumcised you. I was sitting there and the nurse walks in and says, 'man I wanted to just reach down and cut that doctor's penis off. He had alcohol on his breath. That poor baby. you should sue that doctor.'" Yep, I laughed my ass off when my mom told me that.:lol:methree15

Wow. Everything turned out ok right? I mean with, your, you know.... lol.

I'm sure it would make a great story.

Well you know, every young man is curious at least one time in their life, its nothing to be ashamed of... One day when your in the locker room at school just kinda......

Uhh... Not me!!

I'm sure it would make a great story.

Well you know, every young man is curious at least one time in their life, its nothing to be ashamed of... One day when your in the locker room at school just kinda......

methree15

[QUOTE="methree15"]

I'm sure it would make a great story.

Well you know, every young man is curious at least one time in their life, its nothing to be ashamed of... One day when your in the locker room at school just kinda......

VacantPsalm

Your parents do sound funny.

As to the public nekiddness situation, oh yes, you can see a naked person and not look. Oh yes. Belive me.

To be honest, this just seems like a spam thread for TC..commenting on every single post.kruesader

I hate it when TCs do that.

[QUOTE="kruesader"]To be honest, this just seems like a spam thread for TC..commenting on every single post.gobo212

I hate it when TCs do that.

i agree with you guys, but the tc might just be trying to make some friends so no harm.

Well i cant be stuffed going into details but my dad just says sometimes something which goes like this " the way you want to live life, you better hope bill gates has a daughter"

lol

Got caught loking up pr0n. My mom told my dad. He yells at me to get into the living room and then yells:

"DAMNIT SON IF YOU ARE LOOKING UP PORN I WANNA KNOW THE WEB ADDRESS!!"

My mom got angry at him.

SunofVich

[QUOTE="gobo212"]

[QUOTE="kruesader"]To be honest, this just seems like a spam thread for TC..commenting on every single post.tarunramesh

I hate it when TCs do that.

i agree with you guys, but the tc might just be trying to make some friends so no harm.

Well i cant be stuffed going into details but my dad just says sometimes something which goes like this " the way you want to live life, you better hope bill gates has a daughter"

lol

True, and haha, your dad actually got a pretty good ROFL outta me then.