Once upon a time -Thread

Alright, heres how this thread works.  Il start off by saying once upon a time.  The next person who posts here will say something like, there was a fat chicken.  Then the nextperson will continue and at the end we'll have a story which most likely will be stupid but thats okay.

Once upon a time,

A pig was the egg's best friend and his name was.............oldmenkickbutt

...Spam.  Unfortunately there were no vegetarians in those days and he didnt last long.

The End.