One of Us

I've been hearing a song called "One of Us", by Joan Osborne a lot lately. Well, a few different versions by different artists, but she's the original artist, from what I've heard. It was also the theme from Joan of Arcadia.

Anyway, it's a song that poses the question "What if God was one of us?" What would you ask Him if he were made of flesh and bone, or had a name and a face?

So, yeah, I guess that's how I want to open this topic up for discussion:

If God were to come to earth today as a living, breathing human being -- and this question is for everyone, Believers and non-Believers alike -- what would you say to Him? How would your conversation go?

As for myself, if I knew I were standing in His presence, I'd probably be speechless.

I would ask to see his driver's license.

I would probably tell him his sons death has gone unappreciated. I would then shoot him just to see.Dylan_11

I'd get close to his/her ear and silently whisper '....the game'.

Destroying him and his reing of terror.

I'd probably compare penis sizes with him, just so i could say i did it. :o

I'd probably compare penis sizes with him, just so i could say i did it. :o

Flaming_Spoon

Prepare for an ego sink so brutal you will die.

Unless god is a chick.