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#1 DavidianMH
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And you had the choice of either being forced to continue your relationship as normal for another week or being punched in the privates repeatedly for 10 seconds (but you are freed from the bounds of the relationship), what would you choose?

I would choose the second option 8)

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#2 Big_Bad_Sad
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Cant it be both?
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#3 DroidPhysX
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Second option a thousand times. Also, didn't we have this thread before? :?

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#4 Sunsha
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I guess I would say to myself guess I am bi instead of a lesbian.
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#5 chrisrooR
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Wow, haven`t seen THIS thread before. And I would choose the second option.
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#6 DavidianMH
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If you are female the sex's are changed. eg. girlfriend becomes boyfriend.
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#7 Sunsha
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If you are female the sex's are changed. eg. girlfriend becomes boyfriend.DavidianMH
No, my answer stays.
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#8 branketra
Member since 2006 • 51726 Posts

being punched in the privates repeatedly for 10 secondsDavidianMH

Did you just have a close encounter with the private kind? I saw you made a whole thread about this.

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#9 deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
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What is it with you and being repeatedly pummelled in the genitals?
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#11 imaps3fanboy
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Punched in the privates.
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#12 michael_1234576
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if he was good looking enough to trick me then I'd gladly go another week.
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#13 lasseeb
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I guess I would say to myself guess I am bi instead of a lesbian.Sunsha
I'm also Bipolar :|
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#14 Sandulf29
Member since 2010 • 14330 Posts

Up for second option

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#15 MissLibrarian
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'I'm not a horse... I'm a broom.'

I'd stay for a week and explore the possibilities.

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#16 Sunsha
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[QUOTE="Sunsha"]I guess I would say to myself guess I am bi instead of a lesbian.lasseeb
I'm also Bipolar :|

That means it is union time.
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#17 deactivated-5cacc9e03b460
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Well, I wouldn't want to repeatedly get hit in the privates, you could wreck something:( So I would go with option one, as long as there is no touching of any kind, or looking. talking is ok, as long as it's in monotone.

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#18 Sandulf29
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[QUOTE="lasseeb"][QUOTE="Sunsha"]I guess I would say to myself guess I am bi instead of a lesbian.Sunsha
I'm also Bipolar :|

That means it is union time.

Poor Bacon >_>
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#19 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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Does he still have his penis?

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#20 Evil_Saluki
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There isn't a part of her body i've not explored with graphic detail, it can't be.

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#21 Lonelynight
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First option, I don't think I would end the relationship because she is a transsexual either.
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#22 NiKva
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Second option, I have balls of steel.
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#23 PernicioEnigma
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I dunno... getting puched down their for ten whole seconds could cause some serious damage, not to mention the pain. If continuing the relationship for a week just means kissing and stuff then I might go with that. Sex would be out of the question though.
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#24 horgen  Moderator
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Only for a week, then I am free?
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#25 DavidianMH
Member since 2011 • 1458 Posts

Only for a week, then I am free? horgen123

Yup :)

But for that week the relationship has to continue as it was....

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#26 deactivated-590595a6292ce
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Why do people keep asking about what would happen if someones girlfriend was a man...

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#27 stevoqwerty
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If get punch in the groin without damaging it, then that, but if not, the why is some many people choosing it? Getting your balls ruptured isn't fun ya know.

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#28 Kenny789
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Continue with a relationship for only a week wherein you could ignore said "boyfriend" and then break up or get punched in one of the most sensitive areas of the male human body for 10 seconds which could lead to complications depending on the power of the punch? 1st option.
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#29 tmaclabi
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I would prefer the 2nd one.
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#30 lensflare15
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2nd, lol.

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#31 Vancelvany
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*rub and drowns her in cake*

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#32 Lord_Daemon
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[QUOTE="horgen123"]Only for a week, then I am free? DavidianMH

Yup :)

But for that week the relationship has to continue as it was....

Which of course means that since you didn't know they were the same sex before this point then you must not have been having sex with them yet so...basically you just need to hang out with them a little bit throughout the week. Doesn't sound like too imposing of a task even if the fact that he/she is the same sex as you really bothers you.

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#33 WSGRandomPerson
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Luckily, I don't have a girlfriend.
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#34 Vancelvany
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Why do people keep asking about what would happen if someones girlfriend was a man...

Conno08

It's a big problem in society on the scale like that of the recession. :o

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#35 tenaka2
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Why do people keep asking about what would happen if someones girlfriend was a man...

Conno08

Its a common fantasy for repressed homosexuals. It allows for a fantasy and the denial of the fantasy at the same time as they 'didn't know'.

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#36 Doktoraegra
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Guess I'd have to kneel down and gargle some marbles.

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#37 Good-Apollo
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How strong are those punches?
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#38 DavidianMH
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How strong are those punches?Good-Apollo
Not very, but still strong enough to cause a decent amount of pain.
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#39 DarthRoel
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like if you wont notice it (low voice, bigger shoulders etc. ) :)
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#40 Harkat95
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[QUOTE="DavidianMH"]

[QUOTE="horgen123"]Only for a week, then I am free? Lord_Daemon

Yup :)

But for that week the relationship has to continue as it was....

Which of course means that since you didn't know they were the same sex before this point then you must not have been having sex with them yet so...basically you just need to hang out with them a little bit throughout the week. Doesn't sound like too imposing of a task even if the fact that he/she is the same sex as you really bothers you.

Exactly. This makes the second option the obvious choice for me. Awkwardness aside, I'd be totally fine.
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#41 mrbojangles25
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option 1

if I had not noticed by now, then I won't really notice for the next week.

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#42 Gamingclone
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This topic again?

Why dont we twist things around and see how our girlfriends would react to us actually being girls?

Thats a better question.

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#43 BuryMe
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like if you wont notice it (low voice, bigger shoulders etc. ) :)DarthRoel

Really?

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#44 Ghost_702
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Well if I hadn't yet figured out this "woman" was a man, I think I can be safe with saying that we haven't been doing a heck of a lot (if you catch my drift). So I would just continue for a week I suppose, but just take a "vacation" and not see them. It's normal to take vacations isn't it?
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#45 Ronstera
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I choose the first option.. I'm not really fond of getting hit in the balls, I'm no jackass..
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#46 Evil_Saluki
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The Philips razor advert that keeps popping up on Gamespots page keeps reminding me I'm not gay.

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#47 killerband55
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What is it with you and being repeatedly pummelled in the genitals?kamikaze_pigmy

lol, thats rich

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#48 foxhound_fox
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Not care?
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#49 Inconsistancy
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First option, it's only a week.
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#50 tocool340
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If I didn't know she had an adams apple or wang at the beginning of the relationship, then I'd probably go the extra week. I lost one, don't need to lose another by turning it into a punching bag....