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#1 Steameffekt
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Say your browsing the interwebz and come across lovely young woman and you say "Hey, she's pretty cute, but damn. I'm married" and then all of a sudden you realize it's your daughter. Would you care? What would you do?

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In order to have a hot daughter, I most likely would have had a hot wife. So, yay me!

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#3 Steameffekt
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In order to have a hot daughter, I most likely would have had a hot wife. So, yay me!

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I thought it was 2 uglies make a hot no? :P
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#4 CRS98
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I'd feel pretty damn embarrassed touching myself to my own daughter once I found out.
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#5 xdude85
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I'd tell her to work her ass off.

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#6 mrmusicman247
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I would only be mad about not knowing about it before hand. Other than that, as long asI don't see it, it's all good.
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#7 Steameffekt
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I'd tell her to work her ass off.

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#8 Mephers3
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Fap to it like a bawss
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#9 DigitalExile
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Star with her in a movie and make millions.

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#10 Lonelynight
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Make sure that she wasn't being abused and make sure that she is safe from stds.
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#11 NiKva
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Tell her to quit if she's ugly. Not gonna have some ugly daughter ruin my name.
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#12 Steameffekt
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Star with her in a movie and make millions.

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That wouldn't be awkward.
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#13 Steameffekt
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Tell her to quit if she's ugly. Not gonna have some ugly daughter ruin my name.NiKva
They have stage names you know. :P
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#14 DigitalExile
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[QUOTE="DigitalExile"]

Star with her in a movie and make millions.

Steameffekt

That wouldn't be awkward.

Only if there is a terrible director and writer making things awkward.

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#15 Darthkaiser
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Just hoping it's nothing amateur, like taped on my kitchen or something
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#16 Steameffekt
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[QUOTE="Steameffekt"][QUOTE="DigitalExile"]

Star with her in a movie and make millions.

DigitalExile

That wouldn't be awkward.

Only if there is a terrible director and writer making things awkward.

"Dad! I'm home from school..." ..... ..... Yeah, lets not go there. :lol:
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#17 TheFatPerson
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Make her wear a chastity belt.
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#18 SaudiFury
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Take a cold shower for a very very long time....

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#19 Steameffekt
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Make her wear a chastity belt. TheFatPerson
Makes me remember an episode of 1000 ways to die. A women dies from bacterial infection from the rust of the belt. http://www.spike.com/video-clips/djp6j0/1000-ways-to-die-lust-poisoning
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[QUOTE="TheFatPerson"]Make her wear a chastity belt. Steameffekt
Makes me remember an episode of 1000 ways to die. A women dies from bacterial infection from the rust of the belt. http://www.spike.com/video-clips/djp6j0/1000-ways-to-die-lust-poisoning

Wow. Yikes. I've heard of them being uncomfortable, but I've never heard of someone dying from one. You learn and grow everyday!
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#21 Candy-Star
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bookmark it for later
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#22 Chutebox
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If my daughter ever did that I would lose a daughter.

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#23 ad1x2
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Considering that my daughter is seven, I think it would be time to call the cops.

But a better person to ask that question to is Laurence Fishburne.

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#24 Darthkaiser
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Considering that my daughter is seven, I think it would be time to call the cops.

But a better person to ask that question to is Laurence Fishburne.

ad1x2
You mean his daughter....
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#25 thriteenthmonke
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Considering that my daughter is seven, I think it would be time to call the cops.

But a better person to ask that question to is Laurence Fishburne.

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The answer is attempt to buy every copy of the film in order to prevent it from being released to the public.
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#26 bobaban
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I think her choosing that kind of work is a reflection of m parenting skills. This is just hypothetical as I don't plan on kids ever.
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#27 MissLibrarian
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Say your browsing the interwebz and come across lovely young woman and you say "Hey, she's pretty cute, but damn. I'm married" and then all of a sudden you realize it's your daughter. Would you care? What would you do?

Steameffekt
I think I'd notice it was my daughter first before noticing that she was hot. And I would call her up/in to the room and talk through the bits I liked with her while we watched. I'd be like 'your hair looks so cute there :3'
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#28 ad1x2
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[QUOTE="ad1x2"]

Considering that my daughter is seven, I think it would be time to call the cops.

But a better person to ask that question to is Laurence Fishburne.

Darthkaiser

You mean his daughter....

Yes, and I know daddy isn't proud.

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#29 Lonelynight
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[QUOTE="Steameffekt"]

Say your browsing the interwebz and come across lovely young woman and you say "Hey, she's pretty cute, but damn. I'm married" and then all of a sudden you realize it's your daughter. Would you care? What would you do?

MissLibrarian
I think I'd notice it was my daughter first before noticing that she was hot. And I would call her up/in to the room and talk through the bits I liked with her while we watched. I'd be like 'your hair looks so cute there :3'

Why can't more women be like you.
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#30 TheFatPerson
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Damn, I'm now watching a whole bunch of these videos now. :P You are awesome, I'm not even kidding.
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[QUOTE="MissLibrarian"]And I would call her up/in to the room and talk through the bits I liked with her while we watched. I'd be like 'your hair looks so cute there :3'

If I were in the porn industry this would be the fastest way to get me to quit.
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#32 MissLibrarian
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^ Well it'd be a means to an end in any case :P

Why can't more women be like you.Lonelynight

Trust me hon it's a bloody good thing they're not.

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#33 GreySeal9
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I would be very dissapointed if I had a daughter and she went into porn. I have nothing against porn, but I don't think being a pornstar is a very healthy career.

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#34 Solid_Snake325
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id be all like whaaaaaaat
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#35 Seraphy-
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idk probably just bookmark it for later and not say anything to anyone hopefully feel a little pride if it's actually something decent
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I think her choosing that kind of work is a reflection of m parenting skills.bobaban
My thoughts exactly, I must have really screwed up if that became to be her job, as opposed to a doctor, or an engineer.
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#37 ad1x2
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[QUOTE="bobaban"]I think her choosing that kind of work is a reflection of m parenting skills.Victorious_Fize
My thoughts exactly, I must have really screwed up if that became to be her job, as opposed to a doctor, or an engineer.

I wouldn't blame my parenting skills because some people will do what they want no matter what their parents say. Especially if they're the type who likes to say they're nothing like their parents. That pretty much explains people from rich neighborhoods who end up with criminal records or people who grow up in crappy homes becoming doctors or teachers. It's also possible the kid might just suffer from hypersexuality.

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#38 tocool340
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I'd probably say, "Damn. She definitely got dat ass from her mom...". Then I'd call her up and tell her how I feel. I'd support and wish her the best. I'd just tell her to make sure her partner and "tools" are clean. I don't want her catching anything....
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#39 soulless4now
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I'd become her manager and get a cut of that money.

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#40 Darthkaiser
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[QUOTE="Darthkaiser"][QUOTE="ad1x2"]

Considering that my daughter is seven, I think it would be time to call the cops.

But a better person to ask that question to is Laurence Fishburne.

ad1x2

You mean his daughter....

Yes, and I know daddy isn't proud.

Ah, I can see the...resemblance
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#41 tocool340
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[QUOTE="bobaban"]I think her choosing that kind of work is a reflection of m parenting skills.Victorious_Fize
My thoughts exactly, I must have really screwed up if that became to be her job, as opposed to a doctor, or an engineer.

Well, its not like your always with them 24/7. Outside influences can still turn them into porn stars even if you drive them to be something else...
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#42 Victorious_Fize
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[QUOTE="Victorious_Fize"][QUOTE="bobaban"]I think her choosing that kind of work is a reflection of m parenting skills.ad1x2

My thoughts exactly, I must have really screwed up if that became to be her job, as opposed to a doctor, or an engineer.

I wouldn't blame my parenting skills because some people will do what they want no matter what their parents say. Especially if they're the type who likes to say they're nothing like their parents. That pretty much explains people from rich neighborhoods who end up with criminal records or people who grow up in crappy homes becoming doctors or teachers. It's also possible the kid might just suffer from hypersexuality.

Well, in regards to being a rebel, then sure, I'm not gonna make the confrontation a child craves. As did my father, I'll try to set them up with as many fields as possible to choose from. If they're a nymph, I'll try to work it out or something. Porn as a sexual medicine is just weird. :|
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#43 harashawn
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Figuratively (literally) kill her. I will not allow my daughter to live that kind of life.

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#44 Victorious_Fize
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[QUOTE="Victorious_Fize"][QUOTE="bobaban"]I think her choosing that kind of work is a reflection of m parenting skills.tocool340
My thoughts exactly, I must have really screwed up if that became to be her job, as opposed to a doctor, or an engineer.

Well, its not like your always with them 24/7. Outside influences can still turn them into porn stars even if you drive them to be something else...

Hey, if it's a personal choice where I supplied her with much better options, then sure, she can have at it as long as it has nothing to do with me.
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#45 Chris_Williams
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i would be pretty mad

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#46 CaptainAhab13
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Eh, I dunno. I suppose I'd rather she pursue other careers and opportunities that are, shall we say, more intellectually-minded.
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#47 lightleggy
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I dont know, but I suppose that if I were that greek guy I'd like it.
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#48 Sandulf29
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Thats why I want a son!
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#49 Bloodseeker23
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Idk what to do..ill ask her to introduce me to her pornstar friends? :lol:
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#50 Allicrombie
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I'd freak out in stereotypical soccer mom fashion.