Parking Wars

People are stupid when it comes to parking. They do dumbass **** like driving around the parking lot for 20 minutes looking for a nearby parking space when there are plenty of open parking spaces a mere 100 feet away. Or they'll hold up a line of cars just to get a parking space that's two slots closer than the next empty parking space.

I absolutely HAAAAATE those people. I mean, Jesus Christ, how lazy can a person be? Go park at the back of the lot, you lazy bastards? You'll save FAR more time getting a far-away space and walking than you will driving around for twenty damn minutes looking for a space that's within 50 feet of the building. Seriously, how ****ing hard is it to just walk? As lazy as these people are, they probably NEED to be parking at the back of the lot just so they can burn off a few calories walking the extra distance.

Hell, I usually try to park near the back of the lot anyway just so I don't come back to find that someone accidentally scratched my car up and then drove off.

Because nothing says compelling television like the escapades of municipal meter maids. If I wanna see people go psycotic, I'll go hang out at the abadoned house where the local meth addicts and crackheads hang out. At least they're remotely entertaining.

Parking war really? That's like making a show about impatient people waiting in line to get lunch :?

People are stupid when it comes to parking. They do dumbass **** like driving around the parking lot for 20 minutes looking for a nearby parking space when there are plenty of open parking spaces a mere 100 feet away. Or they'll hold up a line of cars just to get a parking space that's two slots closer than the next empty parking space.

I absolutely HAAAAATE those people. I mean, Jesus Christ, how lazy can a person be? Go park at the back of the lot, you lazy bastards? You'll save FAR more time getting a far-away space and walking than you will driving around for twenty damn minutes looking for a space that's within 50 feet of the building. Seriously, how ****ing hard is it to just walk? As lazy as these people are, they probably NEED to be parking at the back of the lot just so they can burn off a few calories walking the extra distance.

Hell, I usually try to park near the back of the lot anyway just so I don't come back to find that someone accidentally scratched my car up and then drove off.

MrGeezer

I'm with you on this one, I always park at the back of lot. I hate driving around looking for spots. I hate parking near people and having to worry about my car fitting in the lines (cause others usually park outside of them anyway). And I hate worrying about people dinging or scratching my car or leaving a grocery cart to hit it. My car isn't the nicest, but I don't want unneccessary damage done to it, you know?

Its hilarious these people that drive around and around looking for the best available spot. So you spent 20 minutes to park 50 feet closer to the mall? Meanwhile you are going to be walking around said mall for at least 2 frigging hours.

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People are stupid when it comes to parking. They do dumbass **** like driving around the parking lot for 20 minutes looking for a nearby parking space when there are plenty of open parking spaces a mere 100 feet away. Or they'll hold up a line of cars just to get a parking space that's two slots closer than the next empty parking space.

I absolutely HAAAAATE those people. I mean, Jesus Christ, how lazy can a person be? Go park at the back of the lot, you lazy bastards? You'll save FAR more time getting a far-away space and walking than you will driving around for twenty damn minutes looking for a space that's within 50 feet of the building. Seriously, how ****ing hard is it to just walk? As lazy as these people are, they probably NEED to be parking at the back of the lot just so they can burn off a few calories walking the extra distance.

Hell, I usually try to park near the back of the lot anyway just so I don't come back to find that someone accidentally scratched my car up and then drove off.

Cloud_Insurance

I'm with you on this one, I always park at the back of lot. I hate driving around looking for spots. I hate parking near people and having to worry about my car fitting in the lines (cause others usually park outside of them anyway). And I hate worrying about people dinging or scratching my car or leaving a grocery cart to hit it. My car isn't the nicest, but I don't want unneccessary damage done to it, you know?

Its hilarious these people that drive around and around looking for the best available spot. So you spent 20 minutes to park 50 feet closer to the mall? Meanwhile you are going to be walking around said mall for at least 2 frigging hours.

Even worse is actually being in the passenger seat and having to watch the actual driver drive around like that.

They're like, "I can't find a parking space".

And you say "but there are dozens of parking spaces RIGHT THERE!"

And then they reply, "yeah, but those parking spaces are too far away." And then you sit in the passenger seat for another 15 **** minutes trying to restrain yourself.

THAT is hell. Because at at least when you're getting mad at people in an entirely different car, there's not much you can do about it. But when you're sitting in the passenger seat and the driver pulls this ****, you're actually within arm's reach of slapping some sense into them. And that's the bad part. Sitting there for the next 10 minutes trying to suppress the urge to punch the driver in the face for being an idiot.