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#1 Mystery_Writer
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According to this video, theory of evolution is disapproved by a jar of peanut butter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

Not to judge or anything, but do you believe / not believe in evolution?
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#2 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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that made me laugh
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:lol:
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#4 Darthmatt
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I dont believe in evolution, but I accept it.
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#5 cjek
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The evidence is pretty compelling in support of evolution, but at the same time doesn't disprove the existance of a higher being. Keeps most people happy.
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#6 Hexum-311
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Now I really think creationism is utterly retarded.
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#7 Bourbons3
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Now I really think creationism is utterly retarded.Hexum-311
Yes, yes it is.
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#8 foxhound_fox
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Here we go again... *100 posts later*

Why even put this on here knowing full well it will turn out like every other evolution thread?
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#9 Jumbo120788
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That guy is a moron.
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#10 metallica_fan42
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Peanut butter also sticks to the roof of your mouth:o
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#11 whos_next000
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The sad thing is that they're serious about that.
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#13 nickmag
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Ergh that was horrible. They have no idea what "occasionally" means.
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#14 Loonie
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The sad thing is that they're serious about that.whos_next000
It really is. Considering evolution only describes speciation it makes no sense to be hung up on how life actually started because that is not what evolution describes.
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#15 Djammal86
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when will these threads end....

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#16 SaintLeonidas
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Complete idiots. Yes organisma becoming stronger and giving brith to new young, better than the ones  before is a fairy tale, yet god and little winged angels and an evil doer under earth with demons makes total sense.

They say if evolution was true why doesnt organism apear in peanut butter?Well if yeah tried looking at a book on evolution youd see that it takes thousands to millions of years for creatures to evolve.

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#18 KrayzieJ
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What a mess. Its such a joke.
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#19 Zombelious
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Peanut butter ftw :)
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#20 syntax__666
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It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly.....with a baseball bat.
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#21 Mystery_Writer
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Is there any evidence that supports evolution?

*puts nuclear flame shield*
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#22 K4ss3r
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Oh snap, he speaks of the truth. :o
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:|...:?....:|....>_>.....Wow.
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#24 SaintLeonidas
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Is there any evidence for evolution?

*puts nuclear flame shield*Mystery_Writer

yes, comparisions of a ssame species on a different environment that has adapted to live there. Ex, galapogos, lizards adapted to swim, thats evolution. Or comparison of bones that show how a species changed. There alot more than actual evidence that a guy snaped his fingers and we all appeared.

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#25 branketra
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Is there any evidence that supports evolution?

*puts nuclear flame shield*Mystery_Writer
Yeah.....look at your palm...
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#26 Mystery_Writer
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[QUOTE="Mystery_Writer"]Is there any evidence for evolution?

*puts nuclear flame shield*SaintLeonidas

yes, comparisions of a ssame species on a different environment that has adapted to live there. Ex, galapogos, lizards adapted to swim, thats evolution. Or comparison of bones that show how a species changed. There alot more than actual evidence that a guy snaped his fingers and we all appeared.

is there some evidence about evolution from monkeys to humans?
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#27 SaintLeonidas
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[QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"]

[QUOTE="Mystery_Writer"]Is there any evidence for evolution?

*puts nuclear flame shield*Mystery_Writer

yes, comparisions of a ssame species on a different environment that has adapted to live there. Ex, galapogos, lizards adapted to swim, thats evolution. Or comparison of bones that show how a species changed. There alot more than actual evidence that a guy snaped his fingers and we all appeared.

is there some evidence about evolution from monkeys to humans?

yeah the fact that they have a bunch of different groups of bones that when placed in a row show how they began to stand, and walk up right.

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#28 KrayzieJ
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Creationism follows that trendy human path which says, "hmm I have no idea what the solution is so im going to make up a flashy story about it that aids in keeping back the progress of humanity as it has for centuries!!" whereas Evolution follows the trendy human path of, "hmm I can't quite figure out what the solution is, but I will examine the evidence with the help of the scientific methods that have advanced us into this modern age" I go with evolution.
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#29 Mystery_Writer
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[QUOTE="Mystery_Writer"][QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"]

[QUOTE="Mystery_Writer"]Is there any evidence for evolution?

*puts nuclear flame shield*SaintLeonidas

yes, comparisions of a ssame species on a different environment that has adapted to live there. Ex, galapogos, lizards adapted to swim, thats evolution. Or comparison of bones that show how a species changed. There alot more than actual evidence that a guy snaped his fingers and we all appeared.

is there some evidence about evolution from monkeys to humans?

yeah the fact that they have a bunch of different groups of bones that when placed in a row show how they began to stand, and walk up right.

I'm sorry, but that really sounds weak
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#30 ROLFCHANK
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[QUOTE="whos_next000"]The sad thing is that they're serious about that.Loonie
It really is. Considering evolution only describes speciation it makes no sense to be hung up on how life actually started because that is not what evolution describes.

thats what i was thinking. the peanut butter thing suggests that evolution tries to show that life comes from nonlife, and i didnt think it addressed that. the video was hilarious though.
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#31 comp_atkins
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Now I really think creationism is utterly retarded.Hexum-311
that video certainly did not help their case.
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#32 staindcoldlp
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Thank god I just had Tagalongs or else that video would have made me more hungry.
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#33 mr111111
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Of course! It all makes so much sense now!
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#34 Video_Game_King
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What?!?!?!? They forgot one important thing: peanut butter is made from something that was already living. And you cannot bring life back when it goes away.
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#35 Lord_Daemon
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Peanut butter "disapproves" [of] evolution? What...so it looks down on it?

 

Why is P-Butter so haughty?

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#36 GreaseMonkey
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Be funnier if it were on godtube
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#38 SaintLeonidas
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[QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"][QUOTE="Mystery_Writer"][QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"]

[QUOTE="Mystery_Writer"]Is there any evidence for evolution?

*puts nuclear flame shield*Mystery_Writer

yes, comparisions of a ssame species on a different environment that has adapted to live there. Ex, galapogos, lizards adapted to swim, thats evolution. Or comparison of bones that show how a species changed. There alot more than actual evidence that a guy snaped his fingers and we all appeared.

is there some evidence about evolution from monkeys to humans?

yeah the fact that they have a bunch of different groups of bones that when placed in a row show how they began to stand, and walk up right.

I'm sorry, but that really sounds weak

doesnt matter, its still evidence, and still proves more than anyone could about religion.

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#39 MagnumPI
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  WTF is that guy talking about? It's just babble. Peanut butter is hermetically sealed so what's his point? Does he have a point?
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evolution makes atheists feel better about themselfs they are trying to run from God and they try to justify their sinful nature. Now they can say but we are just animals so what difference does it make that I have sex before marriage, what difference does it make if I get drunk when I die nothing is going to happen anyway.

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evolution is scientific fact
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#41 MattUD1
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WTF is that guy talking about? It's just babble. Peanut butter is hermetically sealed so what's his point? Does he have a point?MagnumPI
His point is that Peanut Butter, sealed in a jar, or possibly all food, totally disproves Evolution. For a moment they talked about how Matter and Energy can sometimes create life... what relevance does that have with Evolution?
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#42 MattUD1
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[QUOTE="olle90"]

evolution makes atheists feel better about themselfs they are trying to run from God and they try to justify their sinful nature. Now they can say but we are just animals so what difference does it make that I have sex before marriage, what difference does it make if I get drunk when I die nothing is going to happen anyway.

cory4513
evolution is scientific fact

Well the action of evolving is. As far as I know the Theory of Evolution is just that... a theory.
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#43 cory4513
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[QUOTE="cory4513"][QUOTE="olle90"]

evolution makes atheists feel better about themselfs they are trying to run from God and they try to justify their sinful nature. Now they can say but we are just animals so what difference does it make that I have sex before marriage, what difference does it make if I get drunk when I die nothing is going to happen anyway.

MattUD1
evolution is scientific fact

Well the action of evolving is. As far as I know the Theory of Evolution is just that... a theory.

so is gravity, evolution is scientific fact
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#44 comp_atkins
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evolution makes atheists feel better about themselfs they are trying to run from God and they try to justify their sinful nature. Now they can say but we are just animals so what difference does it make that I have sex before marriage, what difference does it make if I get drunk when I die nothing is going to happen anyway.

olle90
creation makes hayseeds feel better about themselves because the concept that they are animals like everything else on earth frightens them, that they are not special.
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evolution makes atheists feel better about themselfs they are trying to run from God and they try to justify their sinful nature. Now they can say but we are just animals so what difference does it make that I have sex before marriage, what difference does it make if I get drunk when I die nothing is going to happen anyway.

 

olle90

Oh, and creationism is any better? That story states that God created everything in the blink of an eye for humans, the holiest beings on earth because they were modelled directly after it. So what I can derive from that is "Hell, it's my planet, I can do whatever I want with it. God made us superior to everything, so we can go around and rape baby birds because they are inferior beings made solely for our pleasure."  

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Hilarious.
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#47 MagnumPI
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  I don't for god, because god is from a time in which people believed in magic. We damn well know magic is BS, so I think god is based on a magical fantasy.

  The stupidity of it is.. Everything must start somewhere. So if we didn't evolve or develop from nature but a god.. what created that god? And what created the thing that created that god? It's a never ending chain of stupidity. It suggests we must have come from a divine being as if we couldn't have just been a product of nature. If that were true something must have created god and god's creator and god's creator creator and so on. It's just stupid. It started somewhere, so if a god could appear out of the blue why couldn't the human race?  

  I don't understand why religious fanboys have a problem with non believers. Are they stealing your cool? Why do you care?

 

 

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#48 Dasc00
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[QUOTE="cory4513"][QUOTE="olle90"]

evolution makes atheists feel better about themselfs they are trying to run from God and they try to justify their sinful nature. Now they can say but we are just animals so what difference does it make that I have sex before marriage, what difference does it make if I get drunk when I die nothing is going to happen anyway.

MattUD1
evolution is scientific fact

Well the action of evolving is. As far as I know the Theory of Evolution is just that... a theory.

Just a theory?
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#49 rappid_rabbit
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Maybe there is no heaven and hell. Only Hades....one place you go when you die...no matter if your good or not...Almost all ancient religions believed this. So does Judaism. When you talk to "psychics" they usually say somebody from "the spiritual realm". They don't ever mention Heaven or Hell... I for one think, when your dead...its lights out...for a while. If we are beings of energy, one of the laws of thermodynamics, is energy cannot be created nor destroyed, merely change from one form to another. We probably end up as a beam of light somewhere in the universe...
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#50 JustQuest
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According to this video, theory of evolution is disapproved by a jar of peanut butter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

Not to judge or anything, but do you believe / not believe in evolution?Mystery_Writer
yes and it apparently makes you loose much needed brain cells as well soo I heard. :P