Penn and Teller prove Bible is Bull

lol "God."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RV46fsmx6E

There magic act is what's bull.

I only watched to the point where they said God created adam and eve at the same time... which he didn't. FAILEDBeaman

In one part it says God created them both at the same time. In the other it says he created Adam and the whole rib thing.

/religion failed

those guys are funny, I enjoy their work. Anyone can disprove the bible though, you just have to read it.DrummerJon

they said the fastest way to make athiests is to make people read the bible.

lol "God."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RV46fsmx6E

Zero5000X

[QUOTE="Beaman"]I only watched to the point where they said God created adam and eve at the same time... which he didn't. FAILEDZero5000X

In one part it says God created them both at the same time. In the other it says he created Adam and the whole rib thing.

/religion failed

[QUOTE="Beaman"]I only watched to the point where they said God created adam and eve at the same time... which he didn't. FAILEDZero5000X

In one part it says God created them both at the same time. In the other it says he created Adam and the whole rib thing.

/religion failed

I don't get it. All you guys make it look like that Penn and Teller are right about the bible, but yet you can't show he doesn't exist. Wolf-Man2006

Technical term is insecure atheism....

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"]I only watched to the point where they said God created adam and eve at the same time... which he didn't. FAILEDAnamosa41

In one part it says God created them both at the same time. In the other it says he created Adam and the whole rib thing.

/religion failed

well i guess its just interpretation but thats not a big deal. Their other points are much bigger. so im expected to believe that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?

[QUOTE="Wolf-Man2006"]I don't get it. All you guys make it look like that Penn and Teller are right about the bible, but yet you can't show he doesn't exist. LJS9502_basic

Technical term is insecure atheism....

Hit the nail on the head with that one...

To the OP there is just one question that you have to ask yourself, "has anything you've done in this topicmade your life better?"Cypress_290

theres one thing you have to ask yourself, " has anything you've done in any topic here made your life better?"

[QUOTE="Anamosa41"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"]I only watched to the point where they said God created adam and eve at the same time... which he didn't. FAILEDZero5000X

In one part it says God created them both at the same time. In the other it says he created Adam and the whole rib thing.

/religion failed

well i guess its just interpretation but thats not a big deal. Their other points are much bigger. so im exected to believe that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?

that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?Zero5000X

One...numbers in the Bible weren't literal. The OT is filled with symbolic numbers.

Two....the flood occured in part of the world...and it was probably just farm/personal animals. Also not meant to be taken literally...and historically such a flood did occur.

[QUOTE="Cypress_290"]To the OP there is just one question that you have to ask yourself, "has anything you've done in this topicmade your life better?"Zero5000X

theres one thing you have to ask yourself, " has anything you've done in any topic here made your life better?"

I guessyou eithernever saw American History x or the joke fell through.

Lmao. I like this series.

Not only that, if noah only had two of each species, then most of them would have gone extinct due to starvation.

Either all the herbivores would be extinct due to the carnivores eating them all, or the herbivores would be extinct anyways because they'd starve waiting for all the plants to grow back.

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Anamosa41"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"]I only watched to the point where they said God created adam and eve at the same time... which he didn't. FAILEDBeaman

In one part it says God created them both at the same time. In the other it says he created Adam and the whole rib thing.

/religion failed

well i guess its just interpretation but thats not a big deal. Their other points are much bigger. so im exected to believe that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?

do you realize how long continental drift took? Cause i'll let you in on a secret. it didnt happen over night.

[QUOTE="DrummerJon"]those guys are funny, I enjoy their work. Anyone can disprove the bible though, you just have to read it.Zero5000X

they said the fastest way to make athiests is to make people read the bible.

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"] that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?LJS9502_basic

One...numbers in the Bible weren't literal. The OT is filled with symbolic numbers.

Two....the flood occured in part of the world...and it was probably just farm/personal animals. Also not meant to be taken literally...and historically such a flood did occur.

Bible says two of every animal. that means all 10 billion species x 2.

[QUOTE="Beaman"]
[QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Anamosa41"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"]I only watched to the point where they said God created adam and eve at the same time... which he didn't. FAILEDZero5000X

In one part it says God created them both at the same time. In the other it says he created Adam and the whole rib thing.

/religion failed

well i guess its just interpretation but thats not a big deal. Their other points are much bigger. so im exected to believe that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?

do you realize how long continental drift took? Cause i'll let you in on a secret. it didnt happen over night.

Lol, they seem to think that God WON'T help man (ie, the flood account). Also, he said "God created Adam and Eve at the same time" Fail? Also, resulting to vulgarity is unnecesary and immature.stewiegriffin78

someone else posted this:

In the first creation story, the one in Genesis 1, God creates man on the sixth day. It clearly says in Genesis 1:27 that both man and woman are created. In Genesis 2:4-22, the male is created first and only after he does a few other things first is the female then created.

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Beaman"]
[QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Anamosa41"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"]I only watched to the point where they said God created adam and eve at the same time... which he didn't. FAILEDBeaman

In one part it says God created them both at the same time. In the other it says he created Adam and the whole rib thing.

/religion failed

well i guess its just interpretation but thats not a big deal. Their other points are much bigger. so im exected to believe that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?

do you realize how long continental drift took? Cause i'll let you in on a secret. it didnt happen over night.

took millions of years. not a couple thousand.

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"] that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?Zero5000X

One...numbers in the Bible weren't literal. The OT is filled with symbolic numbers.

Two....the flood occured in part of the world...and it was probably just farm/personal animals. Also not meant to be taken literally...and historically such a flood did occur.

Bible says two of every animal. that means all 10 billion species x 2.

Wrong answer....you do realize they didn't even know 10 billion species existed.:lol:

[QUOTE="Beaman"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Beaman"]
[QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Anamosa41"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"]I only watched to the point where they said God created adam and eve at the same time... which he didn't. FAILEDZero5000X

In one part it says God created them both at the same time. In the other it says he created Adam and the whole rib thing.

/religion failed

well i guess its just interpretation but thats not a big deal. Their other points are much bigger. so im exected to believe that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?

do you realize how long continental drift took? Cause i'll let you in on a secret. it didnt happen over night.

took millions of years. not a couple thousand.

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Beaman"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Beaman"]
[QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Anamosa41"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"]I only watched to the point where they said God created adam and eve at the same time... which he didn't. FAILEDBeaman

In one part it says God created them both at the same time. In the other it says he created Adam and the whole rib thing.

/religion failed

well i guess its just interpretation but thats not a big deal. Their other points are much bigger. so im exected to believe that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?

do you realize how long continental drift took? Cause i'll let you in on a secret. it didnt happen over night.

took millions of years. not a couple thousand.

do you actually read your own posts?

[QUOTE="Beaman"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Beaman"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Beaman"]
[QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Anamosa41"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"]I only watched to the point where they said God created adam and eve at the same time... which he didn't. FAILEDZero5000X

In one part it says God created them both at the same time. In the other it says he created Adam and the whole rib thing.

/religion failed

well i guess its just interpretation but thats not a big deal. Their other points are much bigger. so im exected to believe that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?

do you realize how long continental drift took? Cause i'll let you in on a secret. it didnt happen over night.

took millions of years. not a couple thousand.

do you actually read your own posts?

No I smash the keyboard and hope words come out...

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"] that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?LJS9502_basic

One...numbers in the Bible weren't literal. The OT is filled with symbolic numbers.

Two....the flood occured in part of the world...and it was probably just farm/personal animals. Also not meant to be taken literally...and historically such a flood did occur.

Bible says two of every animal. that means all 10 billion species x 2.

Wrong answer....you do realize they didn't even know 10 billion species existed.:lol:

definition of every: every(a): (used of count nouns) each and all of the members of a group considered singly and without exception; "every person is mortal"; "every party is welcome"; "had every hope of success"; "every chance of winning"

yea... firstly, much less speciation of animals then there is now, secondly, the lenth it took would give certai nanimals time to adapt tot he slow changes in climat.Beaman

He's trying to tell you that by the time the flood happened, the continents were already seperated. They had been seperated for millions of years.

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Beaman"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Beaman"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Beaman"]
[QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="Anamosa41"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"]I only watched to the point where they said God created adam and eve at the same time... which he didn't. FAILEDBeaman

In one part it says God created them both at the same time. In the other it says he created Adam and the whole rib thing.

/religion failed

well i guess its just interpretation but thats not a big deal. Their other points are much bigger. so im exected to believe that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?

do you realize how long continental drift took? Cause i'll let you in on a secret. it didnt happen over night.

took millions of years. not a couple thousand.

do you actually read your own posts?

No I smash the keyboard and hope words come out...

ok good thats what i thought.

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"] that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?LJS9502_basic

One...numbers in the Bible weren't literal. The OT is filled with symbolic numbers.

Two....the flood occured in part of the world...and it was probably just farm/personal animals. Also not meant to be taken literally...and historically such a flood did occur.

I'd like to know who decided which parts of the Bible are literal and which aren't. Christian around the world can't even come to a concensus on what's "Literal" and what's not.

Seriously, on what claim can you say that it's not to be taken literal? Does it say it in there?

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"] that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?Zero5000X

One...numbers in the Bible weren't literal. The OT is filled with symbolic numbers.

Two....the flood occured in part of the world...and it was probably just farm/personal animals. Also not meant to be taken literally...and historically such a flood did occur.

Bible says two of every animal. that means all 10 billion species x 2.

....wow. It says, first of all, the creatures of the land. Think about all of the creatures IN THE SEA. When you think about it, there are far far more many sea creatures than land creatures. You could count insects, but I wouldn't know if God included insects. So it's quite possile he could've got all of the animals on there (especially if God helped). You're rather close-minded.

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"] that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?Zero5000X

One...numbers in the Bible weren't literal. The OT is filled with symbolic numbers.

Two....the flood occured in part of the world...and it was probably just farm/personal animals. Also not meant to be taken literally...and historically such a flood did occur.

Bible says two of every animal. that means all 10 billion species x 2.

Wrong answer....you do realize they didn't even know 10 billion species existed.:lol:

definition of every: every(a): (used of count nouns) each and all of the members of a group considered singly and without exception; "every person is mortal"; "every party is welcome"; "had every hope of success"; "every chance of winning"

definition of every: every(a): (used of count nouns) each and all of the members of a group considered singly and without exception; "every person is mortal"; "every party is welcome"; "had every hope of success"; "every chance of winning"

Zero5000X

And you are aware the definition of every is relative to one's experience? If not...you should be.:roll:

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"]

definition of every: every(a): (used of count nouns) each and all of the members of a group considered singly and without exception; "every person is mortal"; "every party is welcome"; "had every hope of success"; "every chance of winning"

LJS9502_basic

And you are aware the definition of every is relative to one's experience? If not...you should be.:roll:

so that means the Bible is just built on people's perceptions of things. Perceptions are not anything but perceptions. Basically the Bible is a lie if they didn't have every single species on the ship (at least the land ones). You'll notice the definition says "without exception."

....wow. It says, first of all, the creatures of the land. Think about all of the creatures IN THE SEA. When you think about it, there are far far more many sea creatures than land creatures. You could count insects, but I wouldn't know if God included insects. So it's quite possile he could've got all of the animals on there (especially if God helped). You're rather close-minded.

stewiegriffin78

He would've had to have done a whole bunch of stuff to get that many animals in the boat. Even if you only count the land animals, which is pretty much what every one else on this Earth was assuming since sea animals don't drown in floods (duh) you still got massive creatures that need to be feed thousands of pounds of food every day.

Then you still have the lack of proof to contend with. As of today, there is still no proof of a global flood, nor enough water to cover the entire Earth.

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="Zero5000X"]

definition of every: every(a): (used of count nouns) each and all of the members of a group considered singly and without exception; "every person is mortal"; "every party is welcome"; "had every hope of success"; "every chance of winning"

Zero5000X

And you are aware the definition of every is relative to one's experience? If not...you should be.:roll:

so that means the Bible is just built on people's perceptions of things. Perceptions are not anything but perceptions. Basically the Bible is a lie if they didn't have every single species on the ship (at least the land ones). You'll notice the definition says "without exception."

The Bible came together in a certain time period...and by a particular group of people. Of course it involves their experience....and none other. You'll note that every is dependent on life experience. If you only saw dogs all your life...you'd think dogs were the only animal. Seriously dude....you need to learn how to apply words.

....wow. It says, first of all, the creatures of the land. Think about all of the creatures IN THE SEA. When you think about it, there are far far more many sea creatures than land creatures. You could count insects, but I wouldn't know if God included insects. So it's quite possile he could've got all of the animals on there (especially if God helped). You're rather close-minded.

stewiegriffin78

If you only count land animals, it's still a number so staggering it's mind boggling to think it's even possible to put them on one boat.

Then when you think about it, how the hell did all the plant life survive the flood? 40 days of global flooding would kill the vast majority of plant life such as trees, grass, shrubs, and most importantly crops. They would all be extinct.

[QUOTE="Zero5000X"] that Noah who was like 900 years old fit all 10 billion species of animals on a single ship? so how come certain animals are only in certain parts of the world? did he sail around dropping certain things off in certain palces?LJS9502_basic

One...numbers in the Bible weren't literal. The OT is filled with symbolic numbers.

Two....the flood occured in part of the world...and it was probably just farm/personal animals. Also not meant to be taken literally...and historically such a flood did occur.

So...does god literally exist, or is he just symbolic too?

[QUOTE="stewiegriffin78"]

....wow. It says, first of all, the creatures of the land. Think about all of the creatures IN THE SEA. When you think about it, there are far far more many sea creatures than land creatures. You could count insects, but I wouldn't know if God included insects. So it's quite possile he could've got all of the animals on there (especially if God helped). You're rather close-minded.

DeeJayInphinity

He would've had to have done a whole bunch of stuff to get that many animals in the boat. Even if you only count the land animals, which is pretty much what every one else on this Earth was assuming since sea animals don't drown in floods (duh) you still got massive creatures that need to be feed thousands of pounds of food every day.

Then you still have the lack of proof to contend with. As of today, there is still no proof of a global flood, nor enough water to cover the entire Earth.

It wasn't a global flood....it was a flood where they lived. You do realize one views their world as the entire world? The world was much smaller to people who didn't have modern conveyances....or knowledge.