Photoshop This - Epic WTF Edition

I can't even imagine what you guys will come up with

this pic doesn't even need to be photoshopped to be funny

......Uh okay, that's a bit....err something...

I would like to see myself...I guess...

Hey the lady on the right had to settle for the pillar.

To be honest if those people were my only choices, I would too. I'd expect it be a pain cleaning off the paint chips though

As I said before, please exercise some restraint when making these threads. This picture has way too much going on in it as it is, there isn't much background space, and the people are intermingled, which all add up to make it not a very good candidate for photoshopping at all.

Let's not turn this into a "me too" fad series of posts.