pick-up line contest!

If I could Re-Arrange The Alphabet I'd Put U and I together

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

- How do you want your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?

- Nice shoes. Wanna ****?

Did you fart, cause you just blew me away!

Seriously the lamest thing I've ever heard.

Did you fart, cause you just blew me away!

Seriously the lamest thing I've ever heard.

hokies1313

lmaooo

What size are those pants? I can see myself in them.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Don't you know me from somewhere?

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

Good news, the test results are negative!

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I have only three months to live.

I think my medication is wearing off.

Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?

Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

"If I was your heart would you let me beat?" Beat(slang term for having sex)

Add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then lets multiply

My name is ___ just to let you know, you'll be screaming it later

How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice

hi

[QUOTE="hokies1313"]

Did you fart, cause you just blew me away!

Seriously the lamest thing I've ever heard.

Blin220

lmaooo

Exactly what I thought when I first heard it.

Are u tired because u been running through my mind all day.MgamerBD

i like

"nice legs...what time do they open" *SLAP* LOL it happens every time...jk I've never tried it.

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Are u tired because u been running through my mind all day.MaddenBowler10

i like

U should try im sure u will get some good laughs.

Can I see your shirt tag, I wanna see if you were made in heaven. :)

You must have fallen from the sky, because I have an erection!

"nice legs...what time do they open" *SLAP* LOL it happens every time...jk I've never tried it.

raider1648

:lol:

Your so perfect if you were a map on forge i wouldnt edit anything.tratyu92

:lol: I love that one

You must have fallen from the sky, because I have an erection!

Jaks_Secret

:lol: Nothing like subtlety.

You can pet my chicken anytime. (username)

I would say something else but I dont want to get modded.

"hey babe, I got a ***** with your name on it"ConfessiBear

The bluntness in that made me laugh.:lol:

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?jamejame

"did it hurt when you fall from heaven"ciaxhieu

Damn...that was mine...>_>

[QUOTE="ciaxhieu"]"did it hurt when you fall from heaven"Greenwhitegreen

Damn...that was mine...>_>

OH SNAP!

"INTERCOURSE!!!"

or the much more gentlemanly:

"FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE!!!"

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?jamejame

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?jamejame

[QUOTE="jamejame"]Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?maddog281

dammit, i was gonna say that one

anyway,

1. hi, you'll do

2. are you a single mom?

no

do you want to be?

3. your parents must have been aliens cos you are out of this world!

4.do you believe in love at first sight, or shall i walk past again?

Did you fall from heaven? Because that would explain what happened to your face.Dnadolny

man, i loled at that. face jokes are so lame!

would you like to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.

would you like to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.

gameshark_77

lmfao that is so bad yet soo good