Pssshhh what can a pirate do? Get scurvy, get a peg leg, have a parrot, and get an eye patch. Now a ninja can sneak up behind you rip out your heart and eat it before you knew what hit you. Plus a ninja can kick a pirate's ass anyday
Ninja! And about ninjas not getting women: They actually do. They "meet up" with the best damsels in the world, but because they're ninjas no one knows about this. ;)
I think we can all agree that Vikings win here. They are like Pirates with the loot and all and Ninjas with their fierceness and use of large amounts of stealth when needed.
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