poll: AM I A CRIMINAL?

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#1 gomer69
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My brother wanted to go grocery shopping yesterday, and since he has a car and I don't I decided to tag along so I could pick up some food for myself. (I went yesterday despite only having 2 hours of sleep and being waaaaay over tired). So anyway, after arriving at SuperStore and picking out our groceries we decided to head over to self checkout. My brother started with his items first at our station, and as he was scanning them, he noticed that one of his items needed to be price checked because the scanner was saying one of his items was more expensive than it should be so he called a clerk over to help him. While he was talking to her, I started to scan my items, and I got to this block of cheese, and I tried scanning it, and it failed, then I tried scanning again and again and again. So I thought, **** it, I'll just try to scan it last, and I'll get everything else scanned first.

So after a couple minutes of scanning I come back to this block of cheese, and I try scanning it several more times, and my brother, and other people (including employees), are watching me, and my brother asks if he could try, so I let him and he can't scan it either. So at this point, I have had 2 hours of sleep and my brother was already getting a price check, and their stupid cheese doesn't want to scan, so I just throw it in my bag without scanning it, and start laughing (pretty loud). I didn't really care if anyone saw me, and I was acting calm, and cool (like I didn't give a **** because I really didn't). Then I stood there for like 5 minutes with my brother beside me getting a price check on his noodles from the manager of this giant SuperStore with 400 employees, and the manager kept staring me down. I admit when I stole the cheese I didn't try to conceal my actions, and in fact I was laughing like a mad man when I overtly threw the unpaid for cheese in my bag.

We left the SuperStore and no one approached us, and we drove home. As soon as we got home I went to bed because I was insanely tired, and when I woke up I remembered what I did, and I kind of felt bad. So my question to gamespot is: AM I A CRIMINAL?

(note: the cheese was roughly four Canadian dollars; and I spent about 27 Canadian dollars total yesterday on groceries).

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#2 Wolls
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:o.. your not a criminal.... your a monster

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#3 TreeMoBMoney
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My brother wanted to go grocery shopping yesterday, and since he has a car and I don't I decided to tag along so I could pick up some food for myself. (I went yesterday despite only having 2 hours of sleep and being waaaaay over tired). So anyway, after arriving at SuperStore and picking out our groceries we decided to head over to self checkout. My brother started with his items first at our station, and as he was scanning them, he noticed that one of his items needed to be price checked because the scanner was saying one of his items was more expensive than it should be so he called a clerk over to help him. While he was talking to her, I started to scan my items, and I got to this block of cheese, and I tried scanning it, and it failed, then I tried scanning again and again and again. So I thought, **** it, I'll just try to scan it last, and I'll get everything else scanned first.

So after a couple minutes of scanning I come back to this block of cheese, and I try scanning it several more times, and my brother, and other people (including employees), are watching me, and my brother asks if he could try, so I let him and he can't scan it either. So at this point, I have had 2 hours of sleep and my brother was already getting a price check, and their stupid cheese doesn't want to scan, so I just throw it in my bag without scanning it, and start laughing (pretty loud). I didn't really care if anyone saw me, and I was acting calm, and cool (like I didn't give a **** because I really didn't). Then I stood there for like 5 minutes with my brother beside me getting a price check on his noodles from the manager of this giant SuperStore with 400 employees, and the manager kept staring me down. I admit when I stole the cheese I didn't try to conceal my actions, and in fact I was laughing like a mad man when I overtly threw the unpaid for cheese in my bag.

We left the SuperStore and no one approached us, and we drove home. As soon as we got home I went to bed because I was insanely tired, and when I woke up I remembered what I did, and I kind of felt bad. So my question to gamespot is: AM I A CRIMINAL?

(note: the cheese was roughly four Canadian dollars; and I spent about 27 Canadian dollars total yesterday on groceries).

gomer69

You sound a tad crazy there. i steal things all the time, no big.

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#4 Wolls
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You sound a tad crazy there. i steal things all the time, no big.

TreeMoBMoney

:o... kids these days have no respect for the law :x

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#5 auron_16
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lol. just return it if you feel that bad.
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#6 TreeMoBMoney
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[QUOTE="TreeMoBMoney"]

You sound a tad crazy there. i steal things all the time, no big.

Wolls

:o... kids these days have no respect for the law :x

i don't follow.
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#7 clyde46
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its only cheese.

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#9 RushMetallica
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Yes, but they don't stop you until either you leave (which they didn't) or when you come back. So I wouldn't go back.
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#10 Colt45fool
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If you have to question if you're a criminal or not, you probably are a criminal.
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#11 unholymight
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Well, next time you want to impress a girl you can take out that block of cheese and tell them how much of a badass you were for taking it.
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#12 samuraiguns
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Yes! go hand yourself in! :P

Big Business steals from us all the time, relax.

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#13 IcyToasters
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[QUOTE="Wolls"]

[QUOTE="TreeMoBMoney"]

You sound a tad crazy there. i steal things all the time, no big.

TreeMoBMoney

:o... kids these days have no respect for the law :x

i don't follow.


we know you don't follow... the law! :x

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#14 igHendrix
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Are you pirates criminal? If you answer this question, then you'll know whether or not your a criminal.
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#15 tommat119944
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:o.. your not a criminal.... your a monster

Wolls
Lmao
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#16 gameofthering
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Shouldn't an alarm go off if you walk out without paying for things?

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#17 igHendrix
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Shouldn't an alarm go off if you walk out without paying for things?

gameofthering
Only in major retailers.
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#18 TreeMoBMoney
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Shouldn't an alarm go off if you walk out without paying for things?

gameofthering
lol you cant be serious.
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#19 Nerd_Man
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You... Stole... CHEEEESE... Does your actions really need to be questioned on Gamespot? Turn your ass into the authorities right now.
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#20 yodaphantom
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[QUOTE="TreeMoBMoney"]

You sound a tad crazy there. i steal things all the time, no big.

Wolls

:o... kids these days have no respect for the law :x

I agree ,no matter what you steal it is still stealing.

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#21 yodaphantom
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[QUOTE="gameofthering"]

Shouldn't an alarm go off if you walk out without paying for things?

igHendrix

Only in major retailers.

And they don't bug cheese.

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#22 igHendrix
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[QUOTE="TreeMoBMoney"][QUOTE="gameofthering"]

Shouldn't an alarm go off if you walk out without paying for things?

lol you cant be serious.

In certain retailers such as; Walmart where they have sensors when you enter, and exit. This is very expensive.
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#23 yodaphantom
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[QUOTE="TreeMoBMoney"][QUOTE="Wolls"]

:o... kids these days have no respect for the law :x

IcyToasters

i don't follow.


we know you don't follow... the law! :x

Rofl

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#24 Gaming-Planet
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It's just cheese, no biggy. I'm pretty sure they have plenty of those.

I bet they waste cheese every few weeks because they get expired. They'll pretend that it got expired.

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#25 WushuFighter
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lol. just return it if you feel that bad.auron_16

OP: Uh yeah I just stole this block of cheese from you guys the other day. I'd like to return it please.

Manager: *Checks security cameras* Yes it seems that you have. Please take a seat in the office.

*Police arrive a few minutes later.*

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#26 Wings_008
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since you were tired and your mind wasn't clear, it's okay. but you have to return the cheese ti make up for what you did, although i don't recommend that because the manager will most likely give you a long lecture and some nasty stares every time you go there
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#27 PhyllisGoodman
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Cool story bro. Stealing is stealing, you have committed a crime, therefore you are a criminal.
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#29 trust_nobody
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That has got to be by far the worst crime committed in Canada. You're disgusting.

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#30 coolbeans90
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Kids these days are a bunch of punks.

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#31 Darkmatter88
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Cheese? you stole cheese? Eat it and act like nottin happened.Are you afraid you'll decide that the rest of your life should be spent stealing cheese? whos gonna do that lol? :D Just don't do it again, dude.

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#33 GazaAli
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steal is a no no for me, go back and pay for it. boring story tho.
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#34 gomer69
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since you were tired and your mind wasn't clear, it's okay. but you have to return the cheese ti make up for what you did, although i don't recommend that because the manager will most likely give you a long lecture and some nasty stares every time you go there Wings_008


I already ate half of it : (

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#35 gomer69
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There is noway in hell I would ever admit to this crime ever. I would lie lie lie, if I ever got caught.

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#38 gomer69
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[QUOTE="gomer69"]

There is noway in hell I would ever admit to this crime ever. I would lie lie lie, if I ever got caught.

Lilyanne46

You just did with this thread my dear. :(

Yea but the police would never find this thread and link it to the crime, unless they confiscated my computer (but that wouldn't make much sense, considering I stole a block of cheese). I would like to see them try to get a warrant for my computer for dairy theft...
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#40 Doctor-McNinja
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I actually do that most of the time the self-service machines screw up at Tesco. If one item out of more than 12 or so wont scan repeatedly, i'll just toss it in the bag. Their fault, not mine. :P
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#41 gomer69
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I actually do that most of the time the self-service machines screw up at Tesco. If one item out of more than 12 or so wont scan repeatedly, i'll just toss it in the bag. Their fault, not mine. :PDoctor-McNinja
lol this is the first response that made me feel better lol... cuz that is pretty much what happened to me...
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#42 MgamerBD
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You should turn yourself into the police.
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#43 cee1gee
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Yes! go hand yourself in! :P

Big Business steals from us all the time, relax.

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exactly...we get robbed everyday...fight back
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#45 chaplainDMK
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People like you should be arrested and sent to gulags in Siberia and forced to mine for pure mineral cheese till you pay up 10000000000x over!

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#46 coolbeans90
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]You should turn yourself into the police.Lilyanne46

It's the scanner's fault, not his. :P

No, he should not live in fear.

This guy needs to do some time. He disobeyed the law, forever!

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#47 MgamerBD
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]You should turn yourself into the police.Lilyanne46

It's the scanner's fault, not his. :P

No, he should not live in fear.

Yes he should, he stole something. Everyone knows the police will be endlessly searching for him. He might have to go into hiding.
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#49 coolbeans90
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[QUOTE="Lilyanne46"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]You should turn yourself into the police.MgamerBD

It's the scanner's fault, not his. :P

No, he should not live in fear.

Yes he should, he stole something. Everyone knows the police will be endlessly searching for him. He might have to go into hiding.

If he goes into hiding, he'll never escape his fears. The only way he can truly escape, is to bring the remainder of the cheese to his local police station and beg for mercy at the feet of the Sheriff. Or give him doughnuts.

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#50 lilasianwonder
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How could you.