Man just a few minutes ago I had to poop really bad and I pulled down my pants over the toilet but before I got my butt cheeks spread the poop started coming out and got on the sides of my butt cheaks. It wasn't fun wiping this time. Ever happen to you?
I've never understood how people can be so close to the toilet and getting it right, and then just completely fail miserably. Maybe one day, my friend.
I've never understood how people can be so close to the toilet and getting it right, and then just completely fail miserably. Maybe one day, my friend.prplminivandrvr
I didn't fail that misurably. I just had to wipe the sides of my but crack and my butt hole. It wasn't that bad. Just a little extra work.
[QUOTE="prplminivandrvr"]I've never understood how people can be so close to the toilet and getting it right, and then just completely fail miserably. Maybe one day, my friend.Red-Ravens
I didn't fail that misurably. I just had to wipe the sides of my but crack and my butt hole. It wasn't that bad. Just a little extra work. Unless your shave your ass crack, you're going to have HELLA dingle berries. Hahaha :(.
[QUOTE="Red-Ravens"][QUOTE="prplminivandrvr"]I've never understood how people can be so close to the toilet and getting it right, and then just completely fail miserably. Maybe one day, my friend.prplminivandrvr
I didn't fail that misurably. I just had to wipe the sides of my but crack and my butt hole. It wasn't that bad. Just a little extra work. Unless your shave your ass crack, you're going to have HELLA dingle berries. Hahaha :(. Well it wasn't that. I actually hit the walls of my butt crack because my cheeks weren't spread far enough.
[QUOTE="Slashfan10"]No but one time my rear end exploded and some poop went all over the back of the toiletAvistann
ROFL. I walked into a public bathroom with crap exploded all over the wall behind the toilet. Most disgusting thing ever. That's why I don't use public bathrooms. Speaking of the topic. *Yells for the mods*
[QUOTE="Avistann"][QUOTE="Slashfan10"]No but one time my rear end exploded and some poop went all over the back of the toiletOblivionfan10
ROFL. I walked into a public bathroom with crap exploded all over the wall behind the toilet. Most disgusting thing ever. That's why I don't use public bathrooms. Speaking of the topic. *Yells for the mods* No! Everything they touch dies!!!
[QUOTE="Oblivionfan10"][QUOTE="Avistann"] ROFL. I walked into a public bathroom with crap exploded all over the wall behind the toilet. Most disgusting thing ever.freham2001
That's why I don't use public bathrooms. Speaking of the topic. *Yells for the mods* No! Everything they touch dies!!! I don't want the thread locked either, but it probably will. Plus I was looking for an excuse to say "mod"
[QUOTE="Oblivionfan10"][QUOTE="Avistann"] ROFL. I walked into a public bathroom with crap exploded all over the wall behind the toilet. Most disgusting thing ever.freham2001
That's why I don't use public bathrooms. Speaking of the topic. *Yells for the mods* No! Everything they touch dies!!! Just remember it is because they care.
Man just a few minutes ago I had to poop really bad and I pulled down my pants over the toilet but before I got my butt cheeks spread the poop started coming out and got on the sides of my butt cheaks. It wasn't fun wiping this time. Ever happen to you?Red-Ravens
Way da go to start your spirit on Friday the 13thGaming-Planet
Oh man! I completely forgot it was friday the 13th! Today was actually one of the best days in a long time. Take that bad luck :P And Happy Valentines Day all! :lol:
[QUOTE="Dylan_11"]Probably not, most people have no trouble involved with bowel movements. Most people also don't care to let teh interwebz in on the newz.....Red-Ravens
I don't have "troubles" I just had one mistake. it wasn't even taht big of a deal. Nothing went out of the toilet. Just a little on the sides. Exactly. Its like coloring a bit outside the lines; its no big deal, you just try to clean it up and try again next time.
Way da go to start your spirit on Friday the 13thGaming-Planet
I did have a bad day. Some fellow football palyers and I were moving some desks at my college for the office people and they put a big heavy desk up on end then one of them knocked it over and it fell on my right achilles and now its severly bruised and swolen and I can't walk. BAD DAY! And we'll have another Friday the 13th next month.
[QUOTE="Red-Ravens"][QUOTE="Dylan_11"]Probably not, most people have no trouble involved with bowel movements. Most people also don't care to let teh interwebz in on the newz.....freham2001
I don't have "troubles" I just had one mistake. it wasn't even taht big of a deal. Nothing went out of the toilet. Just a little on the sides. Exactly. Its like coloring a bit outside the lines; its no big deal, you just try to clean it up and try again next time. Exactly.
[QUOTE="Red-Ravens"][QUOTE="Dylan_11"]Probably not, most people have no trouble involved with bowel movements. Most people also don't care to let teh interwebz in on the newz.....freham2001
I don't have "troubles" I just had one mistake. it wasn't even taht big of a deal. Nothing went out of the toilet. Just a little on the sides. Exactly. Its like coloring a bit outside the lines; its no big deal, you just try to clean it up and try again next time. I guess my view on troubles differs from yours, I guess my opinion might change as well if I was the one who had troubles.
[QUOTE="freham2001"][QUOTE="Red-Ravens"] I don't have "troubles" I just had one mistake. it wasn't even taht big of a deal. Nothing went out of the toilet. Just a little on the sides.Dylan_11
Exactly. Its like coloring a bit outside the lines; its no big deal, you just try to clean it up and try again next time. I guess my view on troubles differs from yours, I guess my opinion might change as well if I was the one who had troubles. Actually not really. I agree with you, but at the same time if this happened to me I cant say that i wouldnt post it on OT as well. I just thought it was a decent analogy to get the point across.
why would you post this? 
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