Post Random Quotes from Movies or TV Shows Here

yeah, I want to see how many people post in this, here's mine:

"Oh, how cruel and melodramatic fate is. Why!" - Calculon, Futurama

'say hello to my lil friend'-dont think i need to say what film this is from:P

"Turk, we're not married."

"Dude, we are a little married."

"I know, I love it."

- Scrubs

Ron Burgandy: Brick, Where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick : I dont know

Ron and Brick - Anchorman

Jim: Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim: False. Black bear.

Dwight: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...

Jim: Fact. Bears eats beats. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?

Edit: Forgot to add that this is from an episode of the Office.

Jim: Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim: False. Black bear.

Dwight: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...

Jim: Fact. Bears eats beats. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?chathuranga

"Wanna hug it out? C'mon *****, let's hug it out."

"But.. I dont wanna feed gramma bacon while shes in the bathtub.."

Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhyming now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

The Princess Bride.

"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"

Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhyming now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

The Princess Bride.

Lindsosaurus

"Sometimes the day just"

-gunshot-

"...ends"

"It squeaks when you bang it...thats what she said." Michael Scott

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

Ari: What the **** are you wearing?
Lloyd: I'm trying out new looks! This one is my Andre 3000, you like?
Ari: No, I don't like. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don't you try a triple-****ing-axel over the phone and try Cameron again?

:lol:

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

Dark__Link

Love Airplane! Brilliant

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life. No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door.
Inga: Yes, Doctor.
Igor: Nice working with ya.
[Dr. Frederick Frankenstein goes into the room with The Monster. The Monster wakes up]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!

"We havin' too good a time today, we aint even thinking bout tomorrow" Public Enemies

"She's bald?" "She's BALD!!" Seinfeld

"The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" "The jerk store called that they're running out of you" "Whats the difference, your their all time best seller"

"Yea? Well I had sex with your wife" "His wife is in a coma" ROFL Seinfeld

"Remember remember the fifth of november" V

"Ah, pillow gun. Where danger and comfort meet. 200 thread count, 200 dead count"- Stan, American Dad
"Stan, you're holding gun to God's head. I can't even think of better metaphor than this"- God, American Dad
"(playing with dinosaur toys) Arghhh, arrr, arrghh... Heh! These things rule. Why'd I ever send them to Mars?"- God, American Dad
"This is more intense than that time I forgot how to sit down"- Peter, Family guy.

Those are just some that come to mind.

Soldier: "Tim, they got your wife!"

Tim: "But I'm not married!!"

Soldier: "You're now, to America!"

ROLF thats from Vice City right?

ROLF thats from Vice City right?

PS3M

Yep. Had to bring it up. It's classic. :lol:

Trudy: "Terry, what are you doing here in Miami? Did you follow us here from Reno?"
Terry: "I'm here making my new CD with my violin."
Trudy: "That's a ukulele, Terry."
Terry: "Your mom is a ukulele...Terry."

"What type belt is that, candidate?!"
"DNG"
"What is DNG?!"
"Dolce and Gabbana. Hallo?!"
"Helloooo!"

"Look at the four of us. We're just like the Sex in the City girls."
"Ohhh, no we aren't."
"Vitch one are you?"
"I ain't one of them. I'm Donnie."
"That is such a Samantha thing to say."

Edit: stupid spaces.

"It's Hebrew, it's from the Talmud. It says, "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire." - Itzhak Stern, Schindler's List

"That was longer than a heartbeat."- Jim, 28 Days Later

"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it." - Bubba, Forrest Gump

Some say he knows two facts about ducks... and both of them are wrong, all i know is hes called the Stig.

Too many Spongebob quotes... I think I know almost every quote ever (Besides from newer episodes).

ted: who came up with the 3 days rule anyways?
barney: jesus
marshall: barney dont do this, not with jesus.
barney: seriously jesus started the whole 3 days thing. he waited 3 days to come back to life.
it was perfect. if would have only waited one day alot of people wouldnt have even heard that
he died. theyd be all "hey jesus, wat up?" and jesus would probably be like "wat up? i died yesterday."
and then theyd be all "uh you look pretty alive to me dude" and then jesus would have to explain
how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle and then the dude would be like "ok, whatever
you say bro."
robin: wow ancient dialogue sounds so stilted these days
barney: and hes not going to come back on a saturday, everybodys busy, doing chores, workin the loom,
trimming their beards. no he waits the exact right number of days, 3.
ted: ok i promise ill wait three days just stop talking.
barney: plus its sunday so everybody already in church already. they're all in there "oh no jesus is dead"
then BAM he bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, and everyones totally psyched and fyi
thats when he invented the high five. 3 days ted we wait three days to call a woman because thats
how long jesus wants us to wait.......true story

now that is an awesome quote...if a little long :P

"DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY......"

"Has just been revoked"

Lethal Weapon TWO

"I mean, we're looking down on Wayne's basement... only that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?"
"Garth, that was a haiku!"

"I once thought I had mono for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored."

"Are you gonna marry her?"
"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."

"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?"

All from the same movie. So many great quotes from it.

"Write that down, dont have a pen? Remember it."- VAN WILDER

"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this Me?"