Post some of your awkward moments

I had a pretty awkward moment recently.

I bought this muffin, right? In the mall food court.

Cashier: Thanks, come again!
Me: You too!

:?

One time I was sleeping over my friends house with a couple of other guys. Long story short, my one friend ended up tied to a chair. And then his dad walked down. :? All I could think was "Oh, god..." Dark_Knight6

I can imagine it, would be hilarious :P

Have any of you ever been in one of those situations where you're in a really loud room and you have to yell just so the person you're talking to can hear you, and then just as you're yelling something that really shouldn't be heard by anyone else the room becomes dead silent?

Well, I have.

My dad walked in on me and my ex.

He then gave me "the talk" :cry:

When my dad offered my brother and I some marijuana. Kinda just came out of nowhere.dracula_16

ur dad is AWESOME

edit: ok so heres mine, i was walking around and i see this girl, i have got to say, she is one of the HOTTEST girls i have seen in my life, she puts super models to shame, so she smiles and wave, and it cought me so off gaurd as i was preparing to make the same move, i said "thank you" right in her face. then she gave me a blank stare and just walked past me........ i had a good chance too :(

I was once busting to take pee, (like my bladder could of exploded) and when i released it all I was like "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" for like a minute, and there was like some guy behind me just staring at me. Pretty weird and awkward.123625

hahahaa lol'd

have you ever been standing next to someone (friend) and they walk away and someone else stands there (that you dont know) and you talk to them because you think its still your friend?

happened to me many times

My dad walked in on me and my ex.

He then gave me "the talk" :cry:

Tim_Q

God I hate that! I have walked in on many people in my time (bad luck I guess) but everytime I do, I have the deceny to walk out before anyone notices me and pretend like I didnt see anything....It avoids awkwardness between us later on :?

Edit: There was this girl that I thought was pretty hot. Anyways, she was wearing a belt and I quickly skimmed over it and saw it had sumthing written on it that looked like my name. So i started staring trying to read what it said. Needless to say, I went into "the zone" for like 30 seconds. Anyways, finally I realized it said sumthing else and I snapped out of it but when i looked up she was looking at me with this face that was like "wtf!?" and she says "the view good enough for u?"and I just said "yes thank you...." in this super embarassed voice and walked out there super fast :x

[QUOTE="Tim_Q"]

My dad walked in on me and my ex.

He then gave me "the talk" :cry:

II_Seraphim_II

God I hate that! I have walked in on many people in my time (bad luck I guess) but everytime I do, I have the deceny to walk out before anyone notices me and pretend like I didnt see anything....It avoids awkwardness between us later on :?

Edit: There was this girl that I thought was pretty hot. Anyways, she was wearing a belt and I quickly skimmed over it and saw it had sumthing written on it that looked like my name. So i started staring trying to read what it said. Needless to say, I went into "the zone" for like 30 seconds. Anyways, finally I realized it said sumthing else and I snapped out of it but when i looked up she was looking at me with this face that was like "wtf!?" and she says "the view good enough for u?"and I just said "yes thank you...." in this super embarassed voice and walked out there super fast :x

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"][QUOTE="Tim_Q"]

My dad walked in on me and my ex.

He then gave me "the talk" :cry:

horgen123

God I hate that! I have walked in on many people in my time (bad luck I guess) but everytime I do, I have the deceny to walk out before anyone notices me and pretend like I didnt see anything....It avoids awkwardness between us later on :?

Edit: There was this girl that I thought was pretty hot. Anyways, she was wearing a belt and I quickly skimmed over it and saw it had sumthing written on it that looked like my name. So i started staring trying to read what it said. Needless to say, I went into "the zone" for like 30 seconds. Anyways, finally I realized it said sumthing else and I snapped out of it but when i looked up she was looking at me with this face that was like "wtf!?" and she says "the view good enough for u?"and I just said "yes thank you...." in this super embarassed voice and walked out there super fast :x

I wish I had the balls to say that :lol:

During my science lesson I by mistake said 'orgasm' instead of organism.felixlynch777

:lol: oh man, wish I was there.

I wish I had the balls to say that :lol:

II_Seraphim_II

lol, I sat down next to this chick I didn't know and started talking.

I said to her ohhh you sound really sick. She said..

Thats my normal voice....

Ohhh man lol.

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]

I wish I had the balls to say that :lol:

horgen123

True that lol. Very few people can come up with witty retorts when it counts.

Edit: Just thought of another one. Back in highschool,I had these 2 friends, we'll call them Jon and Jane. Anyways, jon and jane were going out. Now I dunno why but jon had this wierd notion that I was sleeping with jane, so I made an effort to tread lightly around the both of them so as to not instigate any drama.

Anyways to the story. We went to this bar and we got a table. The place was packed so we had alot of strangers around us and sum of them spoke english. The night started of amicably enough, until the conversation sum how got into whether or not its ok to masturbate when u have a partner. Jane was pissed off that Jon still "serviced" himself. It goes without mentioning that I was really embarassed and everyone was looking at us....But like that wasnt bad enough, Jane looks at me and says "how about u? did u masturbate when u had your girl friend?" I was thinking "wtf!? awkward and embarassing." Now i saw Jon looking at me with the wrath of god, and i didnt want to give him any ammo by making him think i was taking jane's side so I said, "yeah..yeah...." and everyone was just looking at me. It was so awkward...i wanted to die :?

[QUOTE="felixlynch777"]During my science lesson I by mistake said 'orgasm' instead of organism.II_Seraphim_II

:lol: oh man, wish I was there.

The silence was quite mortifying and seemed to go on forever.

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]

[QUOTE="felixlynch777"]During my science lesson I by mistake said 'orgasm' instead of organism.felixlynch777

:lol: oh man, wish I was there.

The silence was quite mortifying and seemed to go on forever.

lol, I remember a friend on mine was talking about this girl in class. Anyways, he was up front of the class explaining passage or sumthing and we got side tracked and he wanted to make a point using one of the girls in our class as an example. He wanted to say "Lets assume Claire is my best friend..." and he accidently said "Breast Friend." and the teacher said, "well, atleast we know wat u r thinking about...." and the lulz was compounded by the fact that she was unnaturally "large" in that area.

I was in the line at the caf, and the server asked, "How are you today?"

I replied, "Hi!"

It took me the longest time to figure out why he was looking at me so funny.

During my science lesson I by mistake said 'orgasm' instead of organism.felixlynch777

:lol: I did that before but only in front of like four people. Luckily, no one really made a big deal about it.