There are a few weird one's... ONE EYED MAN: First there is this guy who has one eye who doesn't have the common decency to wear an eye patch so we all get to see some extra skin where the eye should be. But he shops at the store all the time so I'm used to it and him and his wife (has 2 eyes) are nice people so he doesn't really bother me. CROSS DRESSER: I got suspended before for making a thread talking about this idiot because GameSpot is politically correct so I need to watch what I say. So I'm standing at work greeting the customers and a guy walks in....and yeah....he was wearing a dress. And he was just walking in all normal acting like he's not a freak of nature. The poor guys father must have killed himself a long time ago, lol. AFRAID TO TOUCH PEOPLE: There is this idiot at work who wears plastic gloves and doesn't like to be touched or anyone to touch his things. And it sucks for me cause I work at Costco and I have to check his receipt when he leaves the store which is always a problem cause he doesn't want me touching his receipt, lol. Luckily the other day the mananger checked the receipt for me so I wouldn't have to deal with him. GUY WHO THINKS HE'S A DOG: And by far the biggest weirdo I've seen at work was the guy who barks at people. I got to work the other day and walked by some guy and all of a sudden heard a dog bark. And I was wondering what it was cause dogs aren't allowed in the store. Then a manager said that guys barks at people all the time but this is the first time in my 2 and a half years of working there that I've seen him. So then he barks a little more when people walk by and growling when someone else walks by. I wanted to wack this idiot in the back of the head with a baseball bat. ****Note, I am completely telling the truth with all of these. They wouldn't be funny and it wouldn't be enjoyable to see people's responses if I was making this stuff up for some reason.
And the award for the meanest bastard of the store goes to...eXor512 You could tell us about these people, but instead in each one you have to go out your way to insult them, except maybe the one eyed guy. What have you got against gay people? So what if they dress differently, even if it is the other genders clothes. It's his life style choice, so don't bust him up about it. And a freak of nature? Boy, the only freak of nature is you, thinking your bigger than these people and insulting them. And the other two guys, these problems are mental, and it seems to me that you also find this funny. How would you like to have a problem like this, and have some idiot from work go online and go 'AND HE WAS FLAPPING HIS ARMS LIKE A CHICKEN, WHAT AN IDIOT, I WANT TO HIT HIM WITH A CROWBAR!' Have a look through their eyes first, before thinking that each of these acts is 'funny'
What have you got against gay people? So what if they dress differently, even if it is the other genders clothes. It's his life style choice, so don't bust him up about it. And a freak of nature? Boy, the only freak of nature is you, thinking your bigger than these people and insulting them. liquid_s
if you dont know the people you cant comment on them being "weird", maybe theres a reason for why they do it. plus basically you made a thread about making fun of people. not cool dude, not cool.
Dude.....wow....fear of contact and thinking they are a dog would be mental disabilities. Having only one eye is physical. Know what's worse? Arrogant people that think they are better.
[QUOTE="liquid_s"]What have you got against gay people? So what if they dress differently, even if it is the other genders clothes. It's his life style choice, so don't bust him up about it. And a freak of nature? Boy, the only freak of nature is you, thinking your bigger than these people and insulting them. heartcork
:lol: Crossdresser =/= Gay Okay, maybe i did jump the gun there, but the way he said he came in with his gay friend', his snide comment made it seem like he was diguisted cos there was 2 gay males in the shop. Well either they way, he didnt need to be such a cock about it
Okay, maybe i did jump the gun there, but the way he said he came in with his gay friend', his snide comment made it seem like he was diguisted cos there was 2 gay males in the shop.liquid_s
I work with a lot of gay people and a few of my bosses are gay and I have no problem with them at all. But when a guy dresses like a girl.....that's just wrong.
You know whats funny, the TC is probably regretting making this topic now! liquid_s
[QUOTE="eXor512"]There are a few weird one's... ONE EYED MAN: First there is this guy who has one eye who doesn't have the common decency to wear an eye patch so we all get to see some extra skin where the eye should be. But he shops at the store all the time so I'm used to it and him and his wife (has 2 eyes) are nice people so he doesn't really bother me. CROSS DRESSER: I got suspended before for making a thread talking about this idiot because GameSpot is politically correct so I need to watch what I say. So I'm standing at work greeting the customers and a guy walks in....and yeah....he was wearing a dress. And he was just walking in all normal acting like he's not a freak of nature. The poor guys father must have killed himself a long time ago, lol. AFRAID TO TOUCH PEOPLE: There is this idiot at work who wears plastic gloves and doesn't like to be touched or anyone to touch his things. And it sucks for me cause I work at Costco and I have to check his receipt when he leaves the store which is always a problem cause he doesn't want me touching his receipt, lol. Luckily the other day the mananger checked the receipt for me so I wouldn't have to deal with him. A DOG: And by far the biggest weirdo I've seen at work was the guy who barks at people. I got to work the other day and walked by some guy and all of a sudden heard a dog bark. And I was wondering what it was cause dogs aren't allowed in the store. Then a manager said that guys barks at people all the time but this is the first time in my 2 and a half years of working there that I've seen him. So then he barks a little more when people walk by and growling when someone else walks by. I wanted to wack this idiot in the back of the head with a baseball bat. ****Note, I am completely telling the truth with all of these. They wouldn't be funny and it wouldn't be enjoyable to see people's responses if I was making this stuff up for some reason. Man I used to work in a game shop and we would get the creme-de-la-creme of weirdoes! Ram-Man- anyone ever seen He-Man, this guy looked like his vertically challenged buddy Ram-Man, he had no neck and a real big head, he was always taking advantage of our returns policy and we never dared upset him as he was a weird hunch back dude and we didnt want to upset him further! Have you got that Gay this guy couldnt speak and kept coming in asking "have you got that gay I simply used to respond by pointing at my co-worker, lol, it was great! Smelly guy-OMFG this guy has to be the worst smelling thing I have EVER experienced in the world! He used to come in and we used to smell him before he even entered our field of vision, serving him was hell, whoever saw him first usually did one into the back room leaving the other to stand there and deal with him,lol! You had to keep your mouth and nose sealed when talking to him, and speak therefore in a muffled tone without moving your lips, otherwise the smell made you gag, literally! All other customers used to leave the shop when he came in, and we had to spray the section of carpet where he had been stood after he left in order to eradicate the odour! It got to the point where I had done one into the back so many times that my co-worker lost it and told the guy to come back when he had a wash! Crap DVD guy- this guy that was obviousley a job seeker would come in and ask us to reserve the worst ever second hand dvds you could ever imagine - like they were gonna sell out or something, lol. I mean we were only talking a couple of quid, but he would make us wait two weeks for it! He was Ok though, I just dont have much respect for scratters thats all:) Deaf Woman- Unbelievable! You know how some deaf people cant talk, well this woman could could only make real loud grunting noises, mad aggressive facial expressions and kind of losse motioning towards what she wanted, this caused all kinds of problems. People in game shops invariably do not know sign language, I found myself wishing I did, although when we gave her a pen and paper she kind of refused to communicate with us this way, I dont know whether she found it an insult or what, we were as nice as pie to her but she still kept on with this shouting and pointing! Is This LIve Enabled- this guy wouldnt buy a game unless it was playable on xbl (no mates!), and had the cheek to keep bringing stuff back when the live game wasnt good, I didnt want to refund these but did because of company policy- I mean online gameplay may differ and all. I Dont LIke This Its S**t- This guy used to come in and bring games back because they werent as good as the last one, he had GTA SA for one night, brought it back in the next day, totally scratched up with the map torn and badly folded so it wouldnt fit in the box, he said its rubbish this, no where near as good as the last one!! and expexted a refund for this reason with the game in an awful state, we couldnt just laugh either, as he was obviousley a violent type, man that was a tough arguement!! Anyway its time for me to go, I have just finished work, its a hard life eh? getting paid to type poo on gs, lol! I reckon Ill make one of these threads again and put up some funny tales from the gameshop, i reckon you guys would love em! See ya tomorrow!
If you live in Bermondsay (London) you may have seen or heard of the mystery man: VICTOR He's a hobo with a home, but he rarely goes to it. Many know of him, nobody knows about him. He can't talk any more, he can only make farting noises. He is Victor: Man of Mystery.
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