Post Stupid things youve done when you wake up, or when youre really tired

I was visiting an old friend and he let me stay in his room. Then in the morning his mom walked in the room and I had morning wood. It was a bit odd talking to her after.Nifty_Shark

Once I had a dream I was eating pancakes. When I woke up I found that both my hands were clenching my bedsheets which were in my mouth and had obviously been chewed on for god only knows how long.

gameguy6700

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this isn't me, but everytime I've been in a hotel, the day I check out, I always set the alarm for like 3:30 am :twisted:

I bet I've pissed off a lot of people doing that :lol:

Canuck3000

[QUOTE="gameguy6700"]

Once I had a dream I was eating pancakes. When I woke up I found that both my hands were clenching my bedsheets which were in my mouth and had obviously been chewed on for god only knows how long.

UrbanSpartan125

i am sleeping and all of the sudden the phone rings and i pick up my remote and say "hello" and wonder why no one is answering.

ah the classics 

hmm... plenty of stuff

one time my little brother came into my room when I had a high fever and I was sleeping. He (halfway) woke me up. For no reason i'm saying

turn it off

turn it off

turn it off

TURN IT OFF

TURN IT OFF !!!!!!!!

TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he ran out screaming

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and woke up at 7:30pm and i thought it was 7:30 am x4skill

my friend did that once, but he wasn't tired or just waking up. he was just really drunk

this isn't me, but everytime I've been in a hotel, the day I check out, I always set the alarm for like 3:30 am :twisted:

I bet I've pissed off a lot of people doing that :lol:

skullkrusher13

Sometimes when I wake up my arm would be over the side of the bed and in a way that it pinches a nerve so in the morning i don;t feel anything in that arm for like 10 minutes, so when i wake up i lift my arm up, only to realise theres no feeling in it, and still being half asleep i would move it around and hit my self in the face with it, it would freak the crap outta me.

Another story, I am sure some people have heard of Sleep Paralysis (I think thats how its spelt) but anyways for those who don;t know, sometimes when you wake up you open your eyes but can't move for maybe five minutes, the first time that happened to me I was literally freeaked out, so freaked out that I wanted to scream, but i couldn;t cause my lips couldn't move.

Wow. Some of these are pretty good. Except the fact that I just realized the thread is from April. WTF? Ok, anyways...

1. Having a friend sleep over. I sleep in mybed, he sleeps inhis sleeping bag. Come morning, he was right next to me... UNDER THE COVERS! :cry: + *retch*

2. Waking up Christmas morning to find it was actually only the 23'rd.

3. Forgot that I had school the next day, and I was up until seven o clock in the morning. School started at seven forty five...

I took a nap at around 8:00pm when it was starting to get dark, for some reason i cant remember. Anyway, I saw a dream and when i woke up I looked outside and it was dark so I was like WTF WHAT TIME IS IT? I was under the impression that I slept for at least 5 hours, but realised that it was only 8:15pm. I hate it when that happens.

I wasent tired or waking up but it was really stupid so this was when I was like 6 or 7 I was going through some movies to find some cartoon I think the greta mouse detective and some one just pushes me I thought it was my older brother so I back handed him all though it wasent him it was my mother

I dont exactly remember every thing of the beating I got form her its blury still to this day lol

*One last message before sleep* The first thing I do is hunt for innocent victims and sometimes torture them before drinking from their life source. a55assin

Yes people gothics or whatever you call em have to sleep too!

Wtf....the thread is like 4 months old...why bump it? Let the dead rest in peace...Sunsha

We like the topic!

I think its safe to say i probably stubbed my toe one time or another... but nothing comes to mind... that doesn't include sleep walking... zero9167

About two months ago I did that, and my little toe was bent completely sideways, broken. Freaked the hell out of me, and I almost fainted. Lol. It didnt even really hurt, but there was a loud crack...

I once woke up, jumped out of bed and ran down the stairs, which of course led to falling down the stairs, and dislocated my shoulder.DarthSatan

Is it mean that I cracked up at this? :lol:

A tad off topic but I subconsiously get the feeling that I just fell but I'm just standing still.

My friend has alot of of freakish experiences. One time he said he woke up thinking he was in an alien spaceship and he said the walls were like made of gooey skin and were breathing. He bolted out of bed and started yelling for his bro and his bro came out and slapped him.

Another story is when he was out camping one time, he woke up in the middle of the night at his brothers tent, which was about a kilometer away from his tent and he had to run back to his tent in the middle of the woods in pitch black.

One more that just happend a few days ago is when he woke up and thought he saw an arm coming up from his bed and ran out of the room. Itl ater turned out to be the corner of his pillow.

One of my other friends also had a case of sleep paralysis. He woke up and couldnt move or talk for about 5 minutes. But he was aware of it at the time, just couldn't help it.

I tend to think or sometimes speak in jibberish when I first wake up. For instance, a couple weeks ago my Dad came in my room to open up my windows. I woke up and said to him, "Why are you doing that Dad, that's Deoxys' (a Pokemon) job." My Dad laughed and I wondered why becuase what I said made complete sense. Soon after he left it hit me and I had a major wtf moment.

FYI, I don't even play Pokemon anymore.

someone went grave digging.

I walked into a wall once.

also fell out of teh bed.

I took a nap at around 8:00pm when it was starting to get dark, for some reason i cant remember. Anyway, I saw a dream and when i woke up I looked outside and it was dark so I was like WTF WHAT TIME IS IT? I was under the impression that I slept for at least 5 hours, but realised that it was only 8:15pm. I hate it when that happens.

BEAN_LARD_MULCH

Over the summer, I'd have to get up early to go running (Texan sun is merciless). Well, I'd keep hitting the snooze button on my alarm clock, meaning I'd end up sleeping in. Even got to the point that I'd hit the snooze while remaining quite asleep, so I'd remember nothing.

Eventually, I moved the clock to the other side of the room. It worked for a while, I'd wake up when I dragged myself out of bed. But, finally, my body compensated for it. I'd hear the alarm, barely wake up, put one foot on the ground, spin 180 degrees to put the other foot down, reach out to hit the snooze, twirl back 180 degrees, step into bed, and fall immediatly back asleep.

Amazing, what the body will do for sleep.

I woke up one morning and forgot my own name for 45 minutes.