POST TEH FUNNAY JOKES HERE!!!111one11!!!

you are funny harharhar.......

[QUOTE="Fortier"]Unfortunately, all my jokes are either racist, detrimental to Jesus, or baby-murdering...aaaaarrrrggggg

Whatever you say...

Whats the difference between a truckload of bricks and a truckload of babies?

[spoiler] Can't unload a truckload of bricks with a pitchfork! [/spoiler]

[QUOTE="Fortier"]

[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"][QUOTE="Fortier"]Unfortunately, all my jokes are either racist, detrimental to Jesus, or baby-murdering...Carlos_Santana

Whatever you say...

Whats the difference between a truckload of bricks and a truckload of babies?

[spoiler] Can't unload a truckload of bricks with a pitchfork! [/spoiler]

Whats the difference between a baby and a pizza?

[spoiler] A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. [/spoiler]

I got more, but I think thats enough gruesomeness for now...

I figured that might've been pushing it...believe it or not, I've got worse...

As for now though, I think I'll take your advice...

I had a bad day today

Firstly when I put my shirt on, a button fell off.

Then I walked to my car, and the door handle fell off.

Now i am scared to go to the bathroom

[QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"][QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"]Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it sure is hot in here, huh?" The other muffin responds, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!" *hold for applause* SmashBrosLegend

*Drinks your blood*

[QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"]Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it sure is hot in here, huh?" The other muffin responds, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!" *hold for applause* SmashBrosLegend

[QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"][QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"]Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it sure is hot in here, huh?" The other muffin responds, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!" *hold for applause* Fortier

*Drinks your blood*

Why don't women need a watch?

[spoiler] There is a clock on the stove [/spoiler]

Why shouldn't women drive?

Becuase there is no highway between the kitchen and the bedroom

Edit: Got too lazy for the spoilers tag...

[QUOTE="Fortier"]

[QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"][QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"]Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it sure is hot in here, huh?" The other muffin responds, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!" *hold for applause* SmashBrosLegend

*Drinks your blood*

[QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"][QUOTE="Fortier"]

[QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"][QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"]Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it sure is hot in here, huh?" The other muffin responds, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!" *hold for applause* LiL_PiNo

*Drinks your blood*

THIS IS SPARTA!Headbanger88

you mean this

[QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"][QUOTE="Fortier"]

[QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"][QUOTE="LiL_PiNo"][QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"][QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"]Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it sure is hot in here, huh?" The other muffin responds, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!" *hold for applause* lord_mordain

*Drinks your blood*