Post Things That Are Impossible!

So,easy.Just post things in this thread that are impossible to do or achieve.It can be anything.

INB4FemaleOrgasm

For me?
Singing like Fabio Leone.

Get posting!

Counting to infinity.

Trying to slam a revolving door.

For me?
Singing like Fabio Leone.

Lto_thaG

But clearly it's possible, unless Fabio Leone is a fictitious character...

Wrapping my face around the Moon.

Enjoying a Jonas Brother musicDudersaper

Definitely not impossible, or you wouldn't have brought them up, because you wouldn't know who they are, nor how much they could irritate you.

[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]

For me?
Singing like Fabio Leone.

pianist

But clearly it's possible, unless Fabio Leone is a fictitious character...

[QUOTE="Dudersaper"]Enjoying a Jonas Brother musicpianist

Definitely not impossible, or you wouldn't have brought them up, because you wouldn't know who they are, nor how much they could irritate you.

Eating my own head.

Experiencing a period as a dude.

Your coolDudersaper

Sarcasm?

Experiencing a period as a dude.

AAllxxjjnn

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I just experienced a period. It was surprisingly easy to go through actually - just a flick of a finger. I don't know what these gals are complaining about...

[QUOTE="Dudersaper"]Your coolpianist

Sarcasm?

[QUOTE="Dudersaper"]Your coolpianist

Sarcasm?

[QUOTE="pianist"]

[QUOTE="Dudersaper"]Your coolesb1118

Sarcasm?

A cool is the coolest thing a person could have. My cool, for example, is extremely cool. And we're talking about societal appeal of course, not temperature... though it's sort of cool in that respect as well. Well, maybe lukewarm.... but not, like, actually warm, u know wut ima tombout? And no, I won't share my cool. Get your own damn cool.

Racing a time trail like Contador did yesterday.

[QUOTE="pianist"]

[QUOTE="Dudersaper"]Your coolDudersaper

Sarcasm?

Then: :)

Me taking something seriously...

Racing a time trail like Contador did yesterday.

N0han

Contador did it... so it's not impossible to race a time trial like Contador did yesterday. ;)

[QUOTE="esb1118"][QUOTE="pianist"]

Sarcasm?

pianist

A cool is the coolest thing a person could have. My cool, for example, is extremely cool. And we're talking about societal appeal of course, not temperature... though it's sort of cool in that respect as well. Well, maybe lukewarm.... but not, like, actually warm, u know wut ima tombout? And no, I won't share my cool. Get your own damn cool.

Expanding your potential

Sure is cold... :(esb1118

A man with a cool never wants to give it up. When you have one, you'll understand. :P

Traveling to the center of a black hole ...

Or walking on a Mobius Strip ...

Or getting the whole world to (fill in blank here) at the same time ...

Or creating a frictionless surface ...

Or ... reading someone's thoughts

Expanding your potential

NaiveChild

[QUOTE="NaiveChild"]

Expanding your potential

vj02

But if you "expand your potential" to do something you couldn't do before, wasn't the capability of doing so already in your potential from the beginning?

[QUOTE="esb1118"]Sure is cold... :(pianist

A man with a cool never wants to give it up. When you have one, you'll understand. :P

Uwe Boll making a good movie?

Doing things that aren't not impossible.

[QUOTE="vj02"][QUOTE="NaiveChild"]

Expanding your potential

NaiveChild

But if you "expand your potential" to do something you couldn't do before, wasn't the capability of doing so already in your potential from the beginning?

meeting michelangelo

Being everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

Trying to slam a revolving door.

oldmanriver1

Its been done.

I would say, jumping from a land mass at sea level into orbit.

Licking my ear:P

Without defining any new functions over x, compute ...

Without defining any new functions over x, compute ...

Stesilaus

The answer is 12.

[QUOTE="oldmanriver1"]

Trying to slam a revolving door.

clayron

Its been done.

I would say, jumping from a land mass at sea level into orbit.

Hahahahaha:lol:poor man

[QUOTE="oldmanriver1"]

Trying to slam a revolving door.

clayron

Its been done.

I would say, jumping from a land mass at sea level into orbit.

Kissing my own butt

Putting a man on the moon in 1969 :shock::!::arrow: