Post tips for staying alive!

Did you know that every morning in Africa a lion wakes up and knows that it will have to outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. A big part of life is trying not to die, I don't care if your an African lion, or some kid in New Mexico.

Did you know that only 0.012 percent of people live to be a hundred? Well I, for one, want to live to be a hundred so lets try to increase those odds in this thread.

Did you know that 7/10 attacks are from the rear? Or that looking both ways before you cross the street will increase your odds of successful crossing by more than 1000 percent!

We all have information to share, and it's the kind of information that can save lives.

Don't jump off buildings, bridges and other high places. :Pbededog

dont try to have sex with a rhyno, it will only end in troubleTehSonofUgly

[QUOTE="TehSonofUgly"]dont try to have sex with a rhyno, it will only end in troubledouble_decker

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Don't jump off buildings, bridges and other high places. :Pbededog

dont try to surf on an alligator

dont try to scale a big building using only one hand.

Dont talk to strangers

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[QUOTE="TehSonofUgly"]

:oops: ...yes

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double_decker

lmao!

Uh, avoid looking down the barrel of a shotgun.

Keep breathing as long as possible. thriteenthmonke

Don't be sniperbait.

Ughh why you want to live to 100. I say do everything dangerous to yourself but don't put others in dangers. Don't fear death! Try to make your death as dramatic and glorious as possible.

• Drink lots but don't drink and drive.
• Smoke but don't smoke in the house.
• Do something like skateboarding or Snowboarding and try to land ridiculous jumps. Have great fun, bruise yourself to hell and either live to show off the scars or hope you snap your neck.
• Hope that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and not cripple you for life!
• Eat what you like, what's all this crap about healthy eating? what you become immortal because you eat lots of cabbage?!
• What if, when you die, you turn into a ghost or end up in Heaven. The your incorporeal spiritual self is a reflection of your last memory of your physical body? Do you want that form to be a 100 year old git!

Don't leave the group, don't let a Smoker grab you... and for the love of GOD turn off your flashlight... I hear a Witch!foxhound_fox