Post your Epic Omegle Chats

I shall begin

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Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Knock knock!

Stranger: mmm baby

You: What is it darlin

Stranger: asl

You: You first!

Stranger: 16 f us

You: 18 M US

Stranger: ohhh ;)

You: Yep lol

Stranger: whats on ur mind

You: Most likely the same thing on yours

Stranger: and whats that baby?

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:lol: thats awesome, i love omegle

Lmao :lol: What is omegle? I have never tried it...NinjaDuckling

Chat with random people! :)

[QUOTE="NinjaDuckling"]Lmao :lol: What is omegle? I have never tried it...Furi-Kun

Chat with random people! :)

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with.

Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger.

Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: I'm not supposed to talk to strangers!

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[QUOTE="NinjaDuckling"]Lmao :lol: What is omegle? I have never tried it...Furi-Kun

Chat with random people! :)

lol epicc

[QUOTE="Furi-Kun"]

[QUOTE="NinjaDuckling"]Lmao :lol: What is omegle? I have never tried it...Penguinchow

Chat with random people! :)

I talked with some random dude about Tool and related projects for almost two hours.

I just did my first Omegle chat...with some Korean guy...lol.NinjaDuckling

lmao then Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: im from a vagina Stranger: me too You: no wai Stranger: wanna smack my tities around You: are u a guy Stranger: no You: ok i was ganna say Stranger: but i'm 13 is that ok You: o then u dont have tities

lmao then Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: im from a vagina Stranger: me too You: no wai Stranger: wanna smack my tities around You: are u a guy Stranger: no You: ok i was ganna say Stranger: but i'm 13 is that ok You: o then u dont have tities

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You: Hey you!
Stranger: hi
You: You make nuke?
You: !
Stranger: yes i do
You: We know your in south korea
Stranger: no i am not
You: ..........what?!!?!?!!?
You: where are you?!
Stranger: india
You: ............we will send a envoy
Stranger: ok
You: they will pick you up and bring you to north KOREA
Stranger: now i will prefer to talk in delhi
Stranger: i dont believe in N.koreans
You: NO!, we go to war very soon
You: better believe us when we rule the world hahahahahaha
You: the americans will never see it coming
Stranger: ok we will be with Americans
You: ...but your making nuke
Stranger: you cant rule even on s.korea
You: nuke gives us win!
Stranger: we had make it in 1971
You: we have russia, china, part of india (the part your in) and bunch of other countries
Stranger: india will never support you
You: Since we have china we will win with there crazy output at discount prices
Stranger: you could see your future in iraq
You: sorry india (the part your in) wants to help us
Stranger: no never we will never support chinese
You: ....why not
You: ?
Stranger: you are talking about nuke .......
You: yes when we get it?
Stranger: your leaders sold it for oil from america
Stranger: they did it recently
You: noooooo, that one was a dummy
You: we need 19,000 nukes asap
You: by the end of september
Stranger: even your own people S.Koreans are not with u
You: we have everything you need
Stranger: america already have more than 40,000
You: ooo very sorry I forgot to talk in code ;)
Stranger: we are more than you need
You: wrong america has 5000 nukes
Stranger: these are not the codes
Stranger: you knowledge is 40 years old
You: yes it is so the police in south korea dont find out
Stranger: you cant destroy a nation like india
You: noooooo we up to date
You: we dont want to destroy india
Stranger: hahaha you want to fight with korean police
You: that country near you wants to
You: ok we are sending the military to get you in south korea
Stranger: china???????
You: no the other one
Stranger: ok we ready at any time
Stranger: pakistan we had defeated those idots 3 times
You: *Cnn: North korea invades South korea and destorys them, and takes nuke maker*
You: no more need for code
Stranger: are you out your mind
Stranger: mother ****** Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What's ASL? th3warr1or

everytime i get drunk i go to this site. love it.

• You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• Stranger:horny girl?
• You:Haey! I'm BiancaDK from gamespot.com =)
• Stranger:horny?
• You:Not right now, why?
• Stranger:i am
• You:What do you propose we do about that ;o
• Stranger:got pics
• Stranger:?
• You:Well yeah, wanna' see?
• Stranger:ta
• Stranger:ya*
• You:Let me just upload then! Give me a minute okay, i need to go into imageshack. =)
• Stranger:ok
• You:http ://img202.imageshack. us/img202/xxxx/xxxxxxxxxxx.png
• Stranger:http ://photos-c.ak. fbcdn. net/xxxxxx/hs140.snc3/xxxxxxxxxxx.jpg
• Stranger:thats my ****
• You:haha i'm afraid to see it x)
• Stranger:tell me of ots big
• Stranger:?
• You:aw maaan... Do i have to :x
• Stranger:ya
• You:Fine.
• You:yeah, it looks pretty healthy loool
• Stranger:ya si do u
• Stranger:so*
• You:haha thanks ...
• You:Listen, i'm gonna' go back to gamespot now.
• You:But thank you for the conversation! =)
• You:It was interesting
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Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time Stranger: My webcam is http://xxxxxxxxxxxxx Do you think I'm hot? You:No,you look like a retarded moose. Your conversational partner had disconnected AtomicBaconBits

LOL Your so nice

edit. Hey I think actually met that same person as you

Stranger: hi

Stranger: horny female?

You: :)

Stranger: great^

Stranger: how old?

You: How old do you want me to be?

Stranger: 35

Stranger: how old do u want me

You: 6

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