Il start off with this, our art teacher like 2-3 years ago was really fat, like huge and no1 liked her since she was such a @$$, anyway once during classe a friend of mine starting using alot of the paper towels (she always crys about how every1 should only use 1 since it costs the school ) so anyway, he used like 5-6 to dry his hands and she yelled "This isnt McDonalds! Those arent Free" and then he said not knowing she would hear " You live in McDonalds " :lol: He was sent to the office.
Iuno if you guys will find it funny, perhaps its a "you had to be ther" kind of funny. Anyways thers alot more but im currently drawing a blank, il post more if i remember, i wana read your guyses story
my art teacher went to the bathroom and before she came back or entire class hid in the closet in the back of the room. My teacher came back and forgot she had a class.
There is a lazy-eyed substitute at my school sometimes and my friends are always making fun of them and he heard them once and startedyelling at themand it looked like he was looking at someone else so they kept laughing and talking about him not knowing it was them he was looking at :lol: It was hilarious, Im glad I was reading my book that day.
Cant forget he' a minister and on another occasion, my friend it completely anti-religious and he was on the internet looking at jokes and one was about Christians, and he happened to walk over at the time and heard Michael telling me the joke and flipped out on us both and Michael said... some stuff that Im not putting on this site to the sub which got him in even more trouble.
And the one time this girl named Brittany was talking about my friend Alison and Alison heard so at lunch she walked over to Brittany and dumped chocolate milk over her head. Brittany was literally speachless, quite funny actually :)
About 4 years ago in my senior year, me and a few friends were messing around in gym class and throwing halfcourt shots, I threw mine a bit too high and it hit one of the speakers that were at the ceiling, bringing it down to the ground in a loud smash.
During my last final, I brought a bag of change (pennies mostly) with me and went to use the bathroom, I ran into my best friend's classroom where he was taking his final and threw my bag of pennies into the room, making the loudest sound I had ever heard. (Until i remembered the crash of the speaker)
Earlier this year, in Chemistry, one of the windows was open, and my teacher goes, "Ugh. Why is that window open?" And this one girl says, "Wait, you mean that's a real window?" And my teacher says, "No, it's an imaginary one :|." It was funny because my teacher is so sarcastic, and she doesn't even mean to be, and whenver she's sarcastic, it's funny.
Okay this happend last year when i was in 7th grade. There's this kid in my class so my teacher says you to not spell T-e-e-p-e-e TP and he's like "just like you don't spell Ellen LN it's spelled E-l-l-e-n"So my teacher says "just like another way to spell Mason is I-d-i-o-t" then Later that day Mason in front of the whole class says Mr. Reich your mean you called me an I-d-o-t. So we all started laughing because he misspelled the word idiot. Then in 4th grade we had to write "if i could live anywhere in the world i'd live" then one kid said "with the moal people underground away from Bombs, War, Racesim and Sexsim. Oh and i heard one Girl whisper to another "i wounder if Mrs. Eberhart is a lesbian" Then they turn around and guess whos there... Mrs. Eberhart.
Also in my sophmore year, my algebra 2 teacher used to spontaneously break out into song when reading a word problem. One time he read a problem that had some person named Janie and started singing the Aerosmith song "Janies got a gun". our class laughed everytime.
In 7th grade I had a really nasty and mean math teacher. She tried her hardest to fail students and you couldn't ask her a question without getting yelled at, no, screamed at. She was Satan on Earth.
One girl got annoyed at how the teacher was always screaming at students for asking questions. Ironically, on the classroom wall there was a poster of some cartoon penguin saying to another penguin "Don't be afraid to ask questions." So this girl points out the sign to the teacher. The fat devil walked over to the wall, tore the picture off it, crumpled it up, and then threw it at the girl's head.
Another thing that wasn't really funny but actually scary was when my teacher told us stories about how his family is haunted. He told us that he had dreams of strangling his wife and baby. He also said his kid had a doll that told the kid to worship the devil and to hate everyone. Yeah that was a little bit scary.
one time in health class there was this one guy who kept asking questions about sheep skin condoms, he sounded really worried when the teacher said they weren't as effective as rubber ones too. :|
Another thing that wasn't really funny but actually scary was when my teacher told us stories about how his family is haunted. He told us that he had dreams of strangling his wife and baby. He also said his kid had a doll that told the kid to worship the devil and to hate everyone. Yeah that was a little bit scary.hoola
Thats not scary... Thats just downright psychotic.
Another thing that wasn't really funny but actually scary was when my teacher told us stories about how his family is haunted. He told us that he had dreams of strangling his wife and baby. He also said his kid had a doll that told the kid to worship the devil and to hate everyone. Yeah that was a little bit scary.hoola
I wouldn't take any more classes with him then, EVER :|
Sooooooo many stories, here is one of my favorites.
There is this sub, named Mr. Baker. He is a weird guy, it always seems like he is completely nervous and his kind of shakes his hands and he pauses and says, "uh" alot when he talks. So two years we were in Spanish class and two of my older friends who have since graduated asked him if he ever smoked weed.He replied with a classic line. "Well you know I grew up in the '60s" Hilarious!
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