post your greatest ice breakers

ones that actually worked!

I havent tried this one yet, but my favorite is "how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice! Hi im ________"

"Polar Bear."

"What?"

"Breaks the ice. Hi, I'm ______."

Hey um hi...did you know that Pacman was originally going to be called Puckman, not because he looks like a hockey puck but because....

You get where I'm going. Scott Pilgrim ref FTW.

"Hey baby, I saw you're mother the other day and if you look like that in 25 years, id marry you right now".

"Sometimes the correct way to masturbate is to not masturbate at all".

"So, do you guys like Fox News?"

"When im alone I think of naked women".

"I hate the movie Avatar".

So, I just **** myself and I don't know what to do. I'm shaking and crying right now and I'm sorry, but I just-I really need someone to hold me, please!

Works every time 8)

Could you tell me where the weight room is?

Farting noises with my hand. You'd be really surprised. :?

Something like this

Yo, pull my finger.