Post your "You Had to Be There" moments

Today in Halo 3. Plasma grenades, Grav lift.

'Nuff said.

8)

I caught a bag of cheez-its that my friend threw at me using my peripherals. I did not even turn to look at the bag, I just stuck my hand out and caught it ninja style. I even held a conversation while this all happened.Avistann

I was just watching his character aim the gun to shoot but all you heard was *click click click* - Followed by "Oh s***, my guns empty. Forgot". I lol'd hard. :lol: But when I told my brother what happened he just stared at me. You had to be there.Kikouken

have you ever seen this? :lol:

Two of my cats sleeping next to one another. The black one had his paw around the white one, making it look as if he was hugging him. It was adorable. I felt like such a proud mama.

last night with your momRemora133

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]I was just watching his character aim the gun to shoot but all you heard was *click click click* - Followed by "Oh s***, my guns empty. Forgot". I lol'd hard. :lol: But when I told my brother what happened he just stared at me. You had to be there.andyboiii

have you ever seen this? :lol:

One time I saw a drunk take a dump on a girl's car.

Take it or leave it. I know what I saw.

Wow yeah, I even made a topic about this video a long time ago! :lol:Kikouken

About a year ago my friend and I were playing Rainbow 6 3 on his Xbox and we were in some sort of hotel. We were low on health so we were shooting long distance. So we were in this room and we saw a terrorist. We started shooting, but he wouldn't fall down. I was like, "Dang, that is one tough terrorist!" After a minute of shooting and about a hundred bullets later, I told my friend I'm going in. As I cautiously moved forward, I noticed we were shooting at a chair the whole time and we burst into laughter. Good times, good times. :lol:

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]Wow yeah, I even made a topic about this video a long time ago! :lol:andyboiii

[QUOTE="Avistann"]I caught a bag of cheez-its that my friend threw at me using my peripherals. I did not even turn to look at the bag, I just stuck my hand out and caught it ninja style. I even held a conversation while this all happened.Kikouken

I don't know if this counts, but I'll share it anyways:

Last year at school during class I had to take a huge piss, so after class I went straight to the bathroom, and I was peeing in one of the stalls and was peeing for awhile and the dude in the stall next to me was like 'Damn!' Then a little while later the guy was like 'Whoever's in the stall next to me is the ****in man!' I laughed and told him thank you :)

Oh man I could just here someone say that they cafeteria cookies were Delicious from the table next to me. Anyway then someone screams out rather loudly "YOU'RE DELICIOUS!!!" The whole cafetria went silent until a bag popped a few seconds and that's when all of the laughing started.

Not really a 'you had to be there' moment, but I finally showed my friends the movie "ali g indahouse". Now we always use his phrases and crack up all the time, and we always get a wtf expression from other people :lol:

Respeck my brotha 8)

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]I was just watching his character aim the gun to shoot but all you heard was *click click click* - Followed by "Oh s***, my guns empty. Forgot". I lol'd hard. :lol: But when I told my brother what happened he just stared at me. You had to be there.andyboiii

have you ever seen this? :lol:

Well just recently there was this panel in Comic-Con where some guy asked Megan Fox to be in a sextape with him or something like that :lol:

But there are lots of different videos taken of that on youtube if ya wanna check it out....

Oh also I had gone hang gliding for the best time and as soon as I got off I started walking and got clotheslined straight to the ground by a metal wire. I was fine but it included lot's of luls

I entered my brothers room and started talking about the hand sanitizer that was on his floor.

I was like,

"If you think about it, people with gross hands are always reaching for the bottle and touching it, so every time you touch this bottle, your hands get 10 times more gross."

And my brother goes,

"Not really. Plus, not if I do this."

Then he squirts a bunch of it onto his hands and spreads it all over the bottle.

I go,

"Touche." And then I leave.

....You had to be there

Oh man I could just here someone say that they cafeteria cookies were Delicious from the table next to me. Anyway then someone screams out rather loudly "YOU'RE DELICIOUS!!!" The whole cafetria went silent until a bag popped a few seconds and that's when all of the laughing started.

Boston_Boyy

I just tried signing into my Youtube account, and this happened!

:lol:

http://www.youtube.com/gaia_link?action_gaia_link=true

Apparently it says different things to different people.

I just tried signing into my Youtube account, and this happened!

Apparently it says different things to different people.

battlefront23

Haha! I didn't know it did that.

In 7th or 8th grade we had mean lunch ladies. The kids were getting the Ketchup all over the place and one of the lunch ladies comes on the mic and yells "Respect the Ketchup, or we'll take it away!!!!" I've always remembered that. "Respect the Ketchup!!:evil: "

Another time in the Lunch room in 7th or 8th grade we were quieted down so the lunch ladies could say something and when the room was really quiet someone coughed, and then another coughed, then another, then another then eventually the entire lunch room was coughing and the lunch ladies couldn't do anything about it until we stopped :P. it was funny but you had to be there.

[QUOTE="battlefront23"]

I just tried signing into my Youtube account, and this happened!

Apparently it says different things to different people.

tepni

Haha! I didn't know it did that.

[QUOTE="tepni"]

[QUOTE="battlefront23"]

I just tried signing into my Youtube account, and this happened!

Apparently it says different things to different people.

battlefront23

Haha! I didn't know it did that.

Oh 2 more happened both in 7th grade My friend Mason said that our math teacher was a witch he said this quite loudly most of the class hearing including our history teacher, he evidently told my English, and math teacher so they planned something out. While we were just entering math and just sat down my English teacher comes in with a broomstick in his hands saying "Mrs. Clemente I think you forgot this in my room, my math teacher then looks at my friend and says "well imagine that Mason I have a broom stick.
The other one that that happened in 7th grade was also in 1st period history ah the memories. Anyway some kid asked how to spell a word and my teacher said it's not spelled like it sounds (it sounds like 2 letters something like KC vs. Casey but that wasn't it), anyway my friend then say's "just like you don't spelle Ellen LN", my teacher then pwnd him saying "However another way to spell Mason is I-D-I-O-T" (in a joking kind of way). A few day's later my friend quite loudly says in 2nd period that the social studies teacher called himand I quote "I-D-O-T". Idot became his new nickname.

Neither sound that funny but they we're genius if you we're there

Oh 2 more happened both in 7th grade My friend Mason said that our math teacher was a witch he said this quite loudly most of the class hearing including our history teacher, he evidently told my English, and math teacher so they planned something out. While we were just entering math and just sat down my English teacher comes in with a broomstick in his hands saying "Mrs. Clemente I think you forgot this in my room, my math teacher then looks at my friend and says "well imagine that Mason I have a broom stick.
The other one that that happened in 7th grade was also in 1st period history ah the memories. Anyway some kid asked how to spell a word and my teacher said it's not spelled like it sounds (it sounds like 2 letters something like KC vs. Casey but that wasn't it), anyway my friend then say's "just like you don't spelle Ellen LN", my teacher then pwnd him saying "However another way to spell Mason is I-D-I-O-T" (in a joking kind of way). A few day's later my friend quite loudly says in 2nd period that the social studies teacher called himand I quote "I-D-O-T". Idot became his new nickname.

Neither sound that funny but they we're genius if you we're there

Boston_Boyy

Wait there is one part of the story I dont get. You have friends? :) JK One time I was working in Target and I see this person wearing a pink shirt and skin tight black shorts. Then I look again and its a guy wearing pink lip gloss.

Today a friend and I were playing Rainbow Six Vegas 2 and I kept popping out from cover and firing. The crosshairs in my scope were dead on his head but my shots kept going wild, landing on the post at the edges of the scope. Tthen in frustration I started blindfiring and headshotted him on the first shot. Lol'ing and wtf'ing commenced.

I entered my brothers room and started talking about the hand sanitizer that was on his floor.

I was like,

"If you think about it, people with gross hands are always reaching for the bottle and touching it, so every time you touch this bottle, your hands get 10 times more gross."

And my brother goes,

"Not really. Plus, not if I do this."

Then he squirts a bunch of it onto his hands and spreads it all over the bottle.

I go,

"Touche." And then I leave.

....You had to be there

tepni

[QUOTE="Remora133"]last night with your mombattlefront23

Lol'd.

me and my sister were at my friends house (cause my sister is friends with my friend's sister) and we were playing rock band 2 on her wii, and out of no where her brother says "I SPILT THE MILK" we went into the kitchen and milk was on the ground everywhere

her brother was pretty hammered when he said that but u had to be there....

In one of my courses we were decribing the different types of tastes and flavors that food and beverage have.

One of the flavors, was tar-like or something like that and the professor asked "does anyone in the class smoke?"

Several people raised their hands but the professor, of course, picked the student that he liked to mess with (make fun of jokingly).

The professor questioned "why would anyone smoke cigarettes?"

To which the student replied replied "I don't smoke cigarettes"

To which the professor replied "What do you smoke then?"

And after a few moments, the professor realized the answer to his question and actually facepalmed. The class roared with laughter at that point.

the time someone crapped in a milk carton and put it in the mircrowave in our school cafeteria, and they warmed it up till the microwave exploded. the whole cafeteria, 2nd floor, and parts of the 3rd floor smelled of human feceslonewolf604

My friends and I have just systematically destroyed a classmates life and now the whole school knows what a lying little bastard he is.

It gave serious lulz.