Post Your Rap Lyrics Here

Okay, so this thread was one that Shottayouth13- asked me to make. So yeah, the title is pretty self explanatory. If you write your own raps or do your own freestyles and have something you want to share, post it here. I'll start with the two freestyles I posted in another thread...

I'm bombin' s*** like a terrorist
Cuz I'm a derelict - no one is prepared for this
Now I don't care I'm pissed
Back to my therapist - I need an exorcist
Dreamin' of women and their necks are slit
Kill the rest of it, I'm done - might as well cut to the chorus
With dead bodies scattered in trees all through the forest
We're so loud that you can't ignore us
We quiet down all the crowds when they cheer for us
Now who's the clown of the town - you're like Bozo
Rappin' in slow-mo - people screamin' oh no
F*** with me's a no-no
Even if you're so-so - I'll still murder your rap
Cuz I'm so tired - I wish I never heard of your crap
You just fell into my trap - now you're in my hell
And you're loved ones, they ain't never gettin' you back

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Yo, yo Renegade - never been afraid to penetrate

Cuz life's been a nightmare even when I've been awake

I'm in a daze zoned - mind blown and then I take

A Vicodin with water spiked with gin - wash the sin away

Until the day that I get to take the center stage

I'm the king but I'm trapped - locked up in the winner's cage

And wrapped right up in all this pent up rage

Lucifer's looking for me like the +End of Days+

Now everybody in GS OT,put you mother******* hands up and follow me...

I'm through.

Roses are red, violets are blue

is this considered rapping?

if not then boo hoo

Thank you thank you thank you! I'll be here all week.

And since I'm blank at the moment I'll just post this one too. Shottayouth13-

[QUOTE="Shottayouth13-"]And since I'm blank at the moment I'll just post this one too. Lto_thaG

Sigh_Han:Censor overload :P

[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]

[QUOTE="Shottayouth13-"]And since I'm blank at the moment I'll just post this one too. Shottayouth13-

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said 'we're up in no good'
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said 'you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First cl4ss yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said 'Fresh' and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby 'Yo, home smell you later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Here you are, do I win?

[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]

Sigh_Han:Censor overload :P

Sigh_han

LMAO i did that on purpose :lol:

Sorry but rap music these days suck, i was just teasing :P

Sigh_han

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said 'we're up in no good'
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said 'you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First cl4ss yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said 'Fresh' and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby 'Yo, home smell you later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Here you are, do I win?

yourmajesty90

[QUOTE="jalexbrown"]

The thing about this thread is that, if you write your own lyrics, it doesn't have to be crap. It can be about whatever you want it to be, or it can be about nothing at all. It doesn't matter, because it's yours.

Sigh_han

Well mines about ******* and ribs then lmao.

[QUOTE="yourmajesty90"]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said 'we're up in no good'
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said 'you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First cl4ss yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said 'Fresh' and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby 'Yo, home smell you later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Here you are, do I win?

jalexbrown

Meh, I don't care really :P
Life is full of fails

I made this re-lyrics of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" from a veeeery long time ago. The references should be apparent.

Look, if you had one suit, one crowbar
to experience everything you ever dreamed…one man
would you face it or just walk away?

His palms are sweaty, lab suit, glasses heavy
There's coffee on his suit already, beers forbidding
He's bored, but on the surface he looks hard in working
To type words, but he keeps on deleting
What he wrote down, the whole lab goes loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's gloomy, how everybody's assistant now
The light's gone out, lab's blow over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes tragedy
On, there goes zombie, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
is he? No
He won't have it, he knows he's whole Black Mesa's hopes
It don't matter, he's ope
He knows that, but he'll cope
He's so struck that he knows
When he get hands on his metal bar, that's when it's
Back to the life again yo
This whole crab sh1t
He better go face this moment and hope it don't kill him

You better free yourself in the burn
When the zom/bie is bash/ed
You better never let it go
You only get half life, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes with the G-man yo

You better lose yourself in the blow
When the X/en is blow/en
You better never let it go
You only get half life, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes with the G-man yo

The truth escaping, through this town that it's falling
This world is not for you do the waving
Make you dim, as we move toward a, new world order
A dead world is poking, but serving G-man is close to life norma
It only groans harder, only grows darker
He boots us all over this gospel is all on him
Coast to frost wars, he's know as the one freeman
Lonely roads, G-man only knows
He's gone farther from past, he's no hero
He goes back and barely knows his own daunter
But hold your mind cuz here goes G-man
His bosses can't use him no mo, he's free minded
They tried to use him again they failed
He knows dove and fought nagual
So the solo op is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old potential, but the dog goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

You better hold yourself in the fu/sion
the mo/ment you own/ed
you better never let it go
You only get one life, do not miss your chance to go
This opportunity comes once in a half life yo

You better rise the bar before mu
Zig the boar/d(y) you own
it you better never let it go
You only get one life, do not miss your chance to go
This opportunity comes once in a half life yo

You can do anything you rise the bar to, freeman

[QUOTE="jalexbrown"]

[QUOTE="yourmajesty90"]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said 'we're up in no good'
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said 'you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First cl4ss yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said 'Fresh' and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby 'Yo, home smell you later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Here you are, do I win?

yourmajesty90

Meh, I don't care really :P
Life is full of fails

I made this re-lyrics of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" from a veeeery long time ago. The references should be apparent.

GhoX

I made this re-lyrics of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" from a veeeery long time ago. The references should be apparent.

Look, if you had one suit, one crowbar
to experience everything you ever dreamed…one man
would you face it or just walk away?

His palms are sweaty, lab suit, glasses heavy
There's coffee on his suit already, beers forbidding
He's bored, but on the surface he looks hard in working
To type words, but he keeps on deleting
What he wrote down, the whole lab goes loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's gloomy, how everybody's assistant now
The light's gone out, lab's blow over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes tragedy
On, there goes zombie, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
is he? No
He won't have it, he knows he's whole Black Mesa's hopes
It don't matter, he's ope
He knows that, but he'll cope
He's so struck that he knows
When he get hands on his metal bar, that's when it's
Back to the life again yo
This whole crab sh1t
He better go face this moment and hope it don't kill him

You better free yourself in the burn
When the zom/bie is bash/ed
You better never let it go
You only get half life, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes with the G-man yo

You better lose yourself in the blow
When the X/en is blow/en
You better never let it go
You only get half life, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes with the G-man yo

The truth escaping, through this town that it's falling
This world is not for you do the waving
Make you dim, as we move toward a, new world order
A dead world is poking, but serving G-man is close to life norma
It only groans harder, only grows darker
He boots us all over this gospel is all on him
Coast to frost wars, he's know as the one freeman
Lonely roads, G-man only knows
He's gone farther from past, he's no hero
He goes back and barely knows his own daunter
But hold your mind cuz here goes G-man
His bosses can't use him no mo, he's free minded
They tried to use him again they failed
He knows dove and fought nagual
So the solo op is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old potential, but the dog goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

You better hold yourself in the fu/sion
the mo/ment you own/ed
you better never let it go
You only get one life, do not miss your chance to go
This opportunity comes once in a half life yo

You better rise the bar before mu
Zig the boar/d(y) you own
it you better never let it go
You only get one life, do not miss your chance to go
This opportunity comes once in a half life yo

You can do anything you rise the bar to, freeman

GhoX

I made this re-lyrics of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" from a veeeery long time ago. The references should be apparent.

Look, if you had one suit, one crowbar
to experience everything you ever dreamed…one man
would you face it or just walk away?

His palms are sweaty, lab suit, glasses heavy
There's coffee on his suit already, beers forbidding
He's bored, but on the surface he looks hard in working
To type words, but he keeps on deleting
What he wrote down, the whole lab goes loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's gloomy, how everybody's assistant now
The light's gone out, lab's blow over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes tragedy
On, there goes zombie, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
is he? No
He won't have it, he knows he's whole Black Mesa's hopes
It don't matter, he's ope
He knows that, but he'll cope
He's so struck that he knows
When he get hands on his metal bar, that's when it's
Back to the life again yo
This whole crab sh1t
He better go face this moment and hope it don't kill him

You better free yourself in the burn
When the zom/bie is bash/ed
You better never let it go
You only get half life, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes with the G-man yo

You better lose yourself in the blow
When the X/en is blow/en
You better never let it go
You only get half life, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes with the G-man yo

The truth escaping, through this town that it's falling
This world is not for you do the waving
Make you dim, as we move toward a, new world order
A dead world is poking, but serving G-man is close to life norma
It only groans harder, only grows darker
He boots us all over this gospel is all on him
Coast to frost wars, he's know as the one freeman
Lonely roads, G-man only knows
He's gone farther from past, he's no hero
He goes back and barely knows his own daunter
But hold your mind cuz here goes G-man
His bosses can't use him no mo, he's free minded
They tried to use him again they failed
He knows dove and fought nagual
So the solo op is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old potential, but the dog goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

You better hold yourself in the fu/sion
the mo/ment you own/ed
you better never let it go
You only get one life, do not miss your chance to go
This opportunity comes once in a half life yo

You better rise the bar before mu
Zig the boar/d(y) you own
it you better never let it go
You only get one life, do not miss your chance to go
This opportunity comes once in a half life yo

You can do anything you rise the bar to, freeman

GhoX

Miguel
ima cold a** n***a gotta titanium heart
cant Nuke this s**t, with a laser guided dart

Alexander
Ill fight in Iraq, f**k those dudes fakin'
muslims avoid me, as if I were bacon

Miguel
your bodys the metal my bullets the magnet
one more kill so write it down and count it

Alexander
under mad pressure, im called soda pop
a deathly asian stare, like David K. Guap

Miguel
this is a real f***ing rap lil wayne cant compare
scratchy a** voice, nappy a** hair

Alexander
like Michael Vick, I set the dogs loose
ill have ya by the neck just like a f***ing noose

Miguel
some call us good, some call us the best
we just do what we do, not try to impress

me and my friend collaborating

I'm on the off topic forum of gamespot dot com
my raps tighter than your mom, i come heavily armed
Call me Jesus son, i come back after seven days
Dethrone these haters, leave you more scared than the Scary Maze
I'm not freddy but i'll haunt the darkest part of your dreams
rip out your spleen, no one to hear you no matter how hard you scream
You say your ghetto, but your a fraud, luxurious livin
Off the top i'm spitten, your a bitter with words pre-written

I could do better but i stopped writings lyrics 6 years ago. :P

I'm on the off topic forum of gamespot dot com
my raps tighter than your mom, i come heavily armed
Call me Jesus son, i come back after seven days
Dethrone these haters, leave you more scared than the Scary Maze
I'm not freddy but i'll haunt the darkest part of your dreams
rip out your splean, no one to hear you no matter how hard you scream
You say your ghetto, but your a fraud, luxurious livin
Off the top i'm spitten, your a bitter with words pre-written

I could do better but i stopped writings lyrics 6years ago. :P

Starstatus

But at the rate you're going you'll probably never see mics

But since I promised that I'd be nice

I'll say your s***'s pretty good, so you're still better than V-Ice

[QUOTE="Starstatus"]

I'm on the off topic forum of gamespot dot com
my raps tighter than your mom, i come heavily armed
Call me Jesus son, i come back after seven days
Dethrone these haters, leave you more scared than the Scary Maze
I'm not freddy but i'll haunt the darkest part of your dreams
rip out your splean, no one to hear you no matter how hard you scream
You say your ghetto, but your a fraud, luxurious livin
Off the top i'm spitten, your a bitter with words pre-written

I could do better but i stopped writings lyrics 6years ago. :P

jalexbrown

But at the rate you're going you'll probably never see mics

But since I promised that I'd be nice

I'll say your s***'s pretty good, so you're still better than V-Ice

Well about 5 or 6 years ago i developed my lyrical skill toa level good enough to get pretty far in tournaments but then i completely lost interest in rap & hip hop as a whole and the direction it was taking and abandoned my writing so i've not practiced or anything in 6 years now. :? But there are still select rappers i listen to from time to time.

[QUOTE="jalexbrown"]

[QUOTE="Starstatus"]

I'm on the off topic forum of gamespot dot com
my raps tighter than your mom, i come heavily armed
Call me Jesus son, i come back after seven days
Dethrone these haters, leave you more scared than the Scary Maze
I'm not freddy but i'll haunt the darkest part of your dreams
rip out your splean, no one to hear you no matter how hard you scream
You say your ghetto, but your a fraud, luxurious livin
Off the top i'm spitten, your a bitter with words pre-written

I could do better but i stopped writings lyrics 6years ago. :P

Starstatus

But at the rate you're going you'll probably never see mics

But since I promised that I'd be nice

I'll say your s***'s pretty good, so you're still better than V-Ice

Well about 5 or 6 years ago i developed my lyrical skill toa level good enough to get pretty far in tournaments but then i completely lost interest in rap & hip hop as a whole and the direction it was taking and abandoned my writing so i've not practiced or anything in 6 years now. :? But there are still select rappers i listen to from time to time.

[QUOTE="Starstatus"]

[QUOTE="jalexbrown"] Those lyrics would be tight if you gave 'em a rewrite

But at the rate you're going you'll probably never see mics

But since I promised that I'd be nice

I'll say your s***'s pretty good, so you're still better than V-Ice

jalexbrown

Well about 5 or 6 years ago i developed my lyrical skill toa level good enough to get pretty far in tournaments but then i completely lost interest in rap & hip hop as a whole and the direction it was taking and abandoned my writing so i've not practiced or anything in 6 years now. :? But there are still select rappers i listen to from time to time.

:lol: i didn't even notice you were still freestylin. :P

[QUOTE="jalexbrown"]

[QUOTE="Starstatus"]

Well about 5 or 6 years ago i developed my lyrical skill toa level good enough to get pretty far in tournaments but then i completely lost interest in rap & hip hop as a whole and the direction it was taking and abandoned my writing so i've not practiced or anything in 6 years now. :? But there are still select rappers i listen to from time to time.

Starstatus

:lol: i didn't even notice you were still freestylin. :P

I'm not sure if that's good or bad. :|jalexbrown

It's good, it was a pretty cool little freestyle. It's just that i read it like a normal post without noticing the rhymes and separations and was like "did he compare me to V-ice and why is he being nice." :P Then when you said that i was like "WOE it's a freestyle." :P No hard feelings i hope. :?

[QUOTE="jalexbrown"]I'm not sure if that's good or bad. :|Starstatus

It's good, it was a pretty cool little freestyle. It's just that i read it like a normal post without noticing the rhymes and separations and was like did he compare me to V-ice and why is he being nice. :P Then when you said that i was WOE it's a freestyle. :P No hard feelings i hope. :?

lets take this down for the music
cuz I'm gonna loose it
twist it around to confuse it
buildin it up to eventually loose it
and now just face it cuz you can't erase it
brace for it
its not endin
it keeps sendin
it can never be broken

as long a there's a soul in motion
there won't be a solution
and this is what we're built for
we are not slaves to the media
not maids to histeria
we're not bound to an asylum
but still
we dare not fight them
we know its list
we're not built for this
we're built to resist

so long you're not ready
like a gun that shoots confetti
back away, take care your throat
you're a boat that can't float
you're a joke
you'll choke to a word of false acusation
so you'd follow the cause of your nation
but the rest of you're commin with me
like it or not
I'm gonna show you what god put in us

This made me think that we should have a gs battle tourny :P

THE FIRST RAP SONG:

Jimmy Dean, Johnny Cash, Roy Acuff each had hits of this one.

the Sausage man Jimmy Dean was at number 1 for 5 weeks in 1961 with Big Bad John:o

Ev'ry morning at the mine you could see him arrive

he stood six foot six and weighed two forty five

kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip

every body know, ya didn't gove no lip to Big John.

Big John, Big John

Big Bad John

Big John

Nobody seemed to know where John called home

he just drifted into town and stayed all alone

he didn't say much, he kinda quiet and shy

and if you spoke at all, he just said, "Hi" to Big John

Somebody said he came from New Orleans

where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen

and a crashin' blow from a huge right hand

sent a Louisiana fellow to the promised land, Big John.

etc....

if you listen to it --- you gotta admit it qualifies as rap and Jimmy Dean is as good or better than Eminem:lol:

They say my rhymes are sicker than syphilis. I was the new kid in school teacher gave me a syllabus.

My lyrics are doper than a fat sack of crack. So sit back because i'm about to attack.

Music is my blood,heart, even testacles. I could morph into a sea creature kill you with my tentacles.

I'm the mighty respectable,intellectual, spiritual, demon that infects you.

Odd future wolf gang kill them all is the crew that i'm accustomed to.

I'm not even a rapper this is straight off the dome.

Chillin on gamespot relaxing while i'm home.

[QUOTE="jalexbrown"]

[QUOTE="yourmajesty90"]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said 'we're up in no good'
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said 'you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First cl4ss yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said 'Fresh' and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby 'Yo, home smell you later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Here you are, do I win?

yourmajesty90

Meh, I don't care really :P
Life is full of fails

My name is Peter, I got a big weiner

My friends call me Larry, cause i'm so hairy

All the girls call me long schlong and I am not a hater.

Word

Test a man, test a man

Don't you understand?

You gotta test a man

Give him a cola

A pola, a pola

A Motorola

Beef it style girl

This where we double up

Or where we bubble up

Gettin closer to the money bout to cuddle up

I gotter where i wanner

she bout to let me f***

im goin in raw we about to make some bucks

thought i was talkin kids

you must be smokin mids

im hopin not to go that route until i make my ends

we just workin smart

no more workin hard

no bare hands

we just play the cards

just lookin from afar,but now we gettin closer

this is my sales pitch

im such a great closer

-TELOE