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#1 Bidiot
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I just realized That President Bush has saved many of us from certain doom and we owe him our gratitude. Now I've been hearing a lot of bad things about the war in Iraq(and Afghanistan but people don't seem to care) But I understand his planning. When there is a zombie outbreak In America, the majority of our troops are over seas safe from any zombies. Now you could just say why not put them in Alaska they would be safe there, WRONG, By putting them in a war zone they are now battle hardened soldiers who will crush the zombies faster then unexperienced soldiers.

So Like I said we all(Americans and the southern Canadians) owe him our thanks.
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#2 BraindeadRacr
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Dude, you totally over-played Dead Rising.
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#3 samurai93745
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OMG! your so right!
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#4 DeLurk
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Please don't use black font color. It's annoyingly hard to read
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#5 nickmag
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Black text = no good

edit: never mind 

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#6 metallica_fan42
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Well I live in Western Canada, so I owe him nothing, according to who you think should be thanking him.
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#7 sinarilias
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I just realized That President Bush has saved many of us from certain doom and we owe him our gratitude. Now I've been hearing a lot of bad things about the war in Iraq(and Afghanistan but people don't seem to care) But I understand his planning. When there is a zombie outbreak In America, the majority of our troops are over seas safe from any zombies. Now you could just say why not put them in Alaska they would be safe there, WRONG, By putting them in a war zone they are now battle hardened soldiers who will crush the zombies faster then unexperienced soldiers.

So Like I said we all(Americans and the southern Canadians) owe him our thanks.
biocunsumer

President Bush. genius. these two words NEVER come in the same sentence. EVER.

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#8 Bidiot
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Yeah I Don't play dead rising, i fixed the font(dunno what that happened in the first place) and thats why i said american and southern canada.
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#9 Cyrax-Sektor
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Alrighty then, that was weird. Are you on some kind of allergy medication? :|
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I'd wonder if this thread will get as many posts as the Religion threads.. :|
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#11 nickmag
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President Bush. genius. these two words NEVER come in the same sentence. EVER.

sinarilias

"The genius President of mensa said yesterday that his favourite types of bush are bramble bushes"?
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[QUOTE="biocunsumer"]I just realized That President Bush has saved many of us from certain doom and we owe him our gratitude. Now I've been hearing a lot of bad things about the war in Iraq(and Afghanistan but people don't seem to care) But I understand his planning. When there is a zombie outbreak In America, the majority of our troops are over seas safe from any zombies. Now you could just say why not put them in Alaska they would be safe there, WRONG, By putting them in a war zone they are now battle hardened soldiers who will crush the zombies faster then unexperienced soldiers.

So Like I said we all(Americans and the southern Canadians) owe him our thanks.
sinarilias

President Bush. genius. these two words NEVER come in the same sentence. EVER.

Actually there are three words.

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#13 deactivated-5901ac91d8e33
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oh, did you see the video where bush danced with africans too? It totally changes your mind about him, don't it?
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#15 Cyrax-Sektor
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[QUOTE="sinarilias"]

President Bush. genius. these two words NEVER come in the same sentence. EVER.

nickmag


"The President of mensa said yesterday that his favourite types of bush are bramble bushes"?

Clever! :lol:

But where's the 'genius'? 

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#16 nickmag
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Clever! :lol:

But where's the 'genius'?

Cyrax-Sektor

Edited my post... and quiet you >_>
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#17 Cyrax-Sektor
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[QUOTE="Cyrax-Sektor"]

Clever! :lol:

But where's the 'genius'?

nickmag

Edited my post... and quiet you >_>

*zippy the lippy :|*
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#18 P-r-e-y
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I'm prepared for them zombie bastards, trust me I have over 3000 hours total played in Zombie games, I know how to get'er done.
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Bush + cleaver = errr..............no.
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[QUOTE="biocunsumer"]I just realized That President Bush has saved many of us from certain doom and we owe him our gratitude. Now I've been hearing a lot of bad things about the war in Iraq(and Afghanistan but people don't seem to care) But I understand his planning. When there is a zombie outbreak In America, the majority of our troops are over seas safe from any zombies. Now you could just say why not put them in Alaska they would be safe there, WRONG, By putting them in a war zone they are now battle hardened soldiers who will crush the zombies faster then unexperienced soldiers.

So Like I said we all(Americans and the southern Canadians) owe him our thanks.
sinarilias

President Bush. genius. these two words NEVER come in the same sentence. EVER.

President Bush is a president and Albert Einstein is a (although dead) genius!

 What's so wrong with it? =S

:P 

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#21 gamerchris810
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Albert Eienstien ftw! GRAVITY!
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#22 Bidiot
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Tha was newton.
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Bush + cleaver = errr..............no.zeus_gb

yes bush and CLEAVER = yes....because someone is gonna kill him with a cleaver....*hopes*

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[QUOTE="biocunsumer"]I just realized That President Bush has saved many of us from certain doom and we owe him our gratitude. Now I've been hearing a lot of bad things about the war in Iraq(and Afghanistan but people don't seem to care) But I understand his planning. When there is a zombie outbreak In America, the majority of our troops are over seas safe from any zombies. Now you could just say why not put them in Alaska they would be safe there, WRONG, By putting them in a war zone they are now battle hardened soldiers who will crush the zombies faster then unexperienced soldiers.

So Like I said we all(Americans and the southern Canadians) owe him our thanks.
sinarilias

President Bush. genius. these two words NEVER come in the same sentence. EVER.

unless of course is not is in between those two :P 

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I just realized That President Bush has saved many of us from certain doom and we owe him our gratitude. Now I've been hearing a lot of bad things about the war in Iraq(and Afghanistan but people don't seem to care) But I understand his planning. When there is a zombie outbreak In America, the majority of our troops are over seas safe from any zombies. Now you could just say why not put them in Alaska they would be safe there, WRONG, By putting them in a war zone they are now battle hardened soldiers who will crush the zombies faster then unexperienced soldiers.

So Like I said we all(Americans and the southern Canadians) owe him our thanks.
biocunsumer
O......M..........G!!!!

He's RIGHT!!! *get skateboard, chainsaw, and canned food*

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I just realized That President Bush has saved many of us from certain doom and we owe him our gratitude. Now I've been hearing a lot of bad things about the war in Iraq(and Afghanistan but people don't seem to care) But I understand his planning. When there is a zombie outbreak In America, the majority of our troops are over seas safe from any zombies. Now you could just say why not put them in Alaska they would be safe there, WRONG, By putting them in a war zone they are now battle hardened soldiers who will crush the zombies faster then unexperienced soldiers.

So Like I said we all(Americans and the southern Canadians) owe him our thanks.
biocunsumer

I totally thought you were just joking until I got to the last half of the paragraph. He is a genius.

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haha, it also works for an alien sneak attack.
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#28 Jhonie_Fklits25
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Give this man a medal!
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#29 Video_Game_King
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But how will he liberate the moon people from the terrible secret T-rex police? When can they go back to mining the cheese? SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! :P
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They won't come up here because we'll close the border or just raise the price of passing through :P
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#31 kyleali11
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As a southern Canadian, I don't owe anybody a thanks but my Prime Minister.
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I just realized That President Bush has saved many of us from certain doom and we owe him our gratitude. Now I've been hearing a lot of bad things about the war in Iraq(and Afghanistan but people don't seem to care) But I understand his planning. When there is a zombie outbreak In America, the majority of our troops are over seas safe from any zombies. Now you could just say why not put them in Alaska they would be safe there, WRONG, By putting them in a war zone they are now battle hardened soldiers who will crush the zombies faster then unexperienced soldiers.

So Like I said we all(Americans and the southern Canadians) owe him our thanks.
biocunsumer
Actually over 1.5 million of the 2.4 million troops are at here home in America. And troops are always put through training drills and live fire exercises
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#33 Bidiot
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find then add "and have been over seas"
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#34 GFahim
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President Bush = International Terrorist
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dude, you are indeed a genious!
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im sorry but......
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who me?
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#38 murlow12
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The funny thing is that Bush's IQ is higher than probably 90% of the country, yet you people insist on insulting him.  The man may not be a genius, but he certainly is intelligent.
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#39 sk8erboi796
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The funny thing is that Bush's IQ is higher than probably 90% of the country, yet you people insist on insulting him.  The man may not be a genius, but he certainly is intelligent.murlow12

well hes IQ is probly 0

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#40 Bidiot
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And Pray tell what is his IQ?

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u must really be a big fan of the survival horror genre....otherwise u wudn't praise tht jackass!!

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[QUOTE="sinarilias"]

President Bush. genius. these two words NEVER come in the same sentence. EVER.

nickmag


"The genius President of mensa said yesterday that his favourite types of bush are bramble bushes"?

 

Thats a good one!   

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But if the soldiers are overseas then how will they come back in the midst of a zombie invasion?
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#44 murlow12
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And Pray tell what is his IQ?

biocunsumer

We can't really know for sure, but there are some pretty good estimates out there.  Based on his SAT score of 1206, his IQ is estimated to be 125.  That would put him in the top 95 percentile.  Not bad for a dummy, huh?

Anyway, read this page if you want some more info on the quest for GWB's IQ.

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But if the soldiers are overseas then how will they come back in the midst of a zombie invasion?Guiltfeeder566

Thats what I was thinking, its just not practical.

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I just realized That President Bush has saved many of us from certain doom and we owe him our gratitude. Now I've been hearing a lot of bad things about the war in Iraq(and Afghanistan but people don't seem to care) But I understand his planning. When there is a zombie outbreak In America, the majority of our troops are over seas safe from any zombies. Now you could just say why not put them in Alaska they would be safe there, WRONG, By putting them in a war zone they are now battle hardened soldiers who will crush the zombies faster then unexperienced soldiers.

So Like I said we all(Americans and the southern Canadians) owe him our thanks.
biocunsumer

The day I thank G.W.Bush for ANYTHING is the day I step on a landmine on purpose ("One" Reference anyone?)

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#47 Silchas
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Dude, you totally over-played Dead Rising.BraindeadRacr
Kids these days...:roll:
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[QUOTE="sinarilias"]

President Bush. genius. these two words NEVER come in the same sentence. EVER.

nickmag


"The genius President of mensa said yesterday that his favourite types of bush are bramble bushes"?

Mensa means dumb in spanish...

I find that funny :P 

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#50 Mikey132
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The title of this Topic is a Oxy Moron if I've ever seen one lol.  And just what is a "Southern Canadian?"  I live in Ontario near Toronto, can't get too much more south in Canada than that.  But I've never heard of North or south Canadians.