Pretend situation: You are kidnapped and forced to watch one of these movies...

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#1 -TheSecondSign-
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You have the choice of Meet the Spartans, In the Name of the King, or One Missed Call.

Or, you can take the cyanide pill.

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#2 skullkrusher13
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Meet the Spartans (only if I don't have to pay)
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#3 Brainkiller05
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Pretend situation? this is an everyday occurance in my life
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#4 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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Meet the Spartans.
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#5 -TheSecondSign-
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I figured the cyanide pill would be a crowd favorite.
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#6 inyourface_12
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spartans
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#7 paladin3033
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Meet the Spartans (only if I don't have to pay)skullkrusher13

Meet the Spartans

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#8 paladin3033
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Meet the Spartans (only if I don't have to pay)skullkrusher13

Meet the Spartans

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#9 LoG-Sacrament
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atleast the cyanide pill would be quick.
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#10 GodLovesDead
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In The Name of The King. Atleast that movie will be funny.
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#11 madcapper248
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In The Name of The King. Atleast that movie will be funny.GodLovesDead
Same here I want to see Uwe Boll's failure at directing.
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#12 Never_Fear
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Meet The Spartans. Might see it anyways...(please don't hurt me)

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#13 bkno4u
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If I absolutely HAD to watch one, I would probably watch In the Name of the King, not because it's the lesser of three evils, but because it would probably be really funny to watch, especially with friends.
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#14 bluezy
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In the Name of the King. At least it's an action movie.
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#15 wemhim
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Cyanide pill. It's a very peacful way to die.
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#16 SorasGhost009
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meet the spartans
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#17 ChicaQueenWarGa
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Meet the Spartans...I do not want to piss my pants watching One Missed Call. xD
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#18 haterex
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Meet the Spartans...

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#19 pugsy44
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Meet teh Spartans.
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#20 MrMjolnir
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That's a tough one. It would be between Meet the Spartans and In the Name of the King. Meet the Spartans just so I could laugh my hindquarters off and In the Name of the King just so I could see Jason Statham throw his career away but starring in a Uwe Boll film. Oh Jason, what have you done?

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#21 Sandro909
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Meet the Spartans! I can't wait for that movie! :D
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#22 ElZilcho90
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In the Name of the King.

Mindless action + Uwe Boll's Failure at Directing + turning off my brain = Gleeeee!

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#23 Guiltfeeder566
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Cyanide pill.
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#24 FlaminDeath
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In the Name of the King. Jason Statham is the Jean-Claud Van Damme of our generation don't you know.

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#25 muthsera666
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You have the choice of Meet the Spartans, In the Name of the King, or One Missed Call.

Or, you can take the cyanide pill.

-TheSecondSign-
I don't know anything about Meet the Spartans. I'm planning on seeing In the Name of the King at some point. I don't have that much of an interest in One Missed Call, as I don't like horror movies. Suicide isn't something of which I generally approve.
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#26 muthsera666
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In the Name of the King.

Mindless action + Uwe Boll's Failure at Directing + turning off my brain = Gleeeee!

ElZilcho90
I didn't realize this was going to be directed by Uwe Boll. I'm not sure what I feel about that...
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#27 Gameslayer3
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i would like to watch meet the spartons
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#28 TheRealLegend
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I think I'd choose One Missed Call. Meet the Spartans looks unbelievably stupid and I've never heard of the other one.
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#29 TwistedIsMyMood
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meet the spartons.
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#30 Rougehunter
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Just saw the video for meet the spartens, I think my I.Q dropped:(. Maybe In the name of the king, never saw a Uwe boll movie, wonder how bad its going to be.
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#31 WeAreToast
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I'll say Meet the Spartans, I might laugh at least a couple of times.

"Now we match! Yay!!"

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#32 ciaxhieu
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i would tell the person kidnapped me to kill me off rather than watching movie with him
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In the Name of the King. At least it's an action movie.bluezy
action movie? it's obviously a comedy. uwe boll is directing it.
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#34 skatatay
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Meet the spartans.

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#35 Ryo_Kensen
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I'd watch In the Name of the King because it'd be more funny than Meet the Spartans.
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#36 JLAudio7
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You have the choice of Meet the Spartans, In the Name of the King, or One Missed Call.

Or, you can take the cyanide pill.

-TheSecondSign-
just gimme the damn pill.
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#37 MichaeltheCM
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i would probably watch meet the spartans
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#38 JLAudio7
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[QUOTE="bluezy"]In the Name of the King. At least it's an action movie.dooly420
action movie? it's obviously a comedy. uwe boll is directing it.

lulz.
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#39 RHCP87
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Meet The Spartans doesn't look that bad, IMO.
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#40 Ghost_702
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Meet the Spartans
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#41 Hockey_Slayer
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So In The Name of The King is a bad movie?
I thought it was gonna be ok but I didn't know who was makeing it.
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#42 Flow4U
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You sir have a sick mind, but I would have to go with Meet the Spartans.
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#43 Putzwapputzen
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i think i would choose to meet the spartans. but i have to agee, i dont want to pay either.