Pretty funny joke I thought I'd share with yo guys, enjoy...

Why I fired my secretary:

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
"Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
"Okay," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Sobbing...
Naked...
and erect.

L O L

I heard that one before but it's still pretty funny.

:lol:

:lol:

RAWFULZZ

I didn't find it very amusing..

i lol'd

:lol: very nice

I lol'd, I've heard it before but it's a classic.

lol that was pretty good =P

I didn't find it very amusing..

Xx_Hopeless_xX

u dont find anything very amusing dont u???

i found it hilarious. :lol:

:lol: I had to reread the last part though. :P

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"]

I didn't find it very amusing..

T_REX305

u dont find anything very amusing dont u???

i found it hilarious. :lol:

haha good joke

:lol: I've never heard that one before.

I'm just gonna go ahead and say that if somebody's going to get nude that fast, they'd deserve that.XilePrincess

I'm just gonna go ahead and say that if somebody's going to get nude that fast, they'd deserve that.XilePrincess

Reminds me of this condom ad

Reminds me of this condom ad

weezyfb

Good one :P

Lol I haven't heard of that one before. Thanks for that. :)

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"]

I didn't find it very amusing..

T_REX305

u dont find anything very amusing dont u???

i found it hilarious. :lol:

[QUOTE="T_REX305"]

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"]

I didn't find it very amusing..

cyberdarkkid

u dont find anything very amusing dont u???

i found it hilarious. :lol:

That was actually quite funny... I really didn't know where the joke was going until the end... :lol:

I chuckled. Thanks for showing that :)

It was actually quite funny for me because I pictured the man in the end to be Bill Murray on this cover:

But you know, naked.

It was actually quite funny for me because I pictured the man in the end to be Bill Murray on this cover:

But you know, naked.

bruinfan617

:P

Reminds me of this condom ad

weezyfb

:lol: LOL :lol:

that was awesome :lol:

I see he has tried the "naked man" and most likely chose the Captain Morgan position.