Proof God is Real

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZCOf_4wYQE

Can't argue with that.

I prefer the "atheists nightmare" (I know it's old)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

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I prefer the "atheists nightmare" (I know it's old)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

RationalAtheist

I really miss Michael Scott.

I prefer the "atheists nightmare" (I know it's old)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

RationalAtheist

I prefer the "atheists nightmare" (I know it's old)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

RationalAtheist

Who is Jesus' dad. Easy, some dude Marry was f ucking behind Joseph's back. And churches were built because bums get very lonely, and they needed a place to congregate and alleviate their solitary existence.

Who is Jesus' dad. Easy, some dude Marry was f ucking behind Joseph's back. And churches were built because bums get very lonely, and they needed a place to congregate and alleviate their solitary existence.

SirWander

I've been saying this for forever. "God impregnated me" is the oldest excuse in the book.

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I prefer the "atheists nightmare" (I know it's old)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

Tylendal

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Who is Jesus' dad. Easy, some dude Marry was f ucking behind Joseph's back. And churches were built because bums get very lonely, and they needed a place to congregate and alleviate their solitary existence.

theone86

I've been saying this for forever. "God impregnated me" is the oldest excuse in the book.

Not that I hate Jesus. If he was real, then he was a good guy. I just don't think hes the son of god.

I can't watch the video,,,what's in it?codymcclain14

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Who is Jesus' dad. Easy, some dude Marry was f ucking behind Joseph's back. And churches were built because bums get very lonely, and they needed a place to congregate and alleviate their solitary existence.

NEWMAHAY

I've been saying this for forever. "God impregnated me" is the oldest excuse in the book.

Not that I hate Jesus. If he was real, then he was a good guy. I just don't think hes the son of god.

It's actually a pretty good excuse, I hink I'm gonna have to use it if I ever knock someone up. Unfortunately it will only work on Jewish women.

I remember when I used to be religious. We practiced faith in god, not the proof of his existence.

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[QUOTE="SirWander"]

Who is Jesus' dad. Easy, some dude Marry was f ucking behind Joseph's back. And churches were built because bums get very lonely, and they needed a place to congregate and alleviate their solitary existence.

NEWMAHAY

I've been saying this for forever. "God impregnated me" is the oldest excuse in the book.

Not that I hate Jesus. If he was real, then he was a good guy. I just don't think hes the son of god.

AGAIN..I use to be a christian and believe "at least the best I could"...BUT no longer..and as soon as I seen it was a clip from the office I was glad I didnt turn my sound on as I would never let something like that sway my opinions.

IF people want to believe..BELIEVE and leave everyone else alone. Its really annoying when people think they have all the answers and they actually have zero clue. I refuse to believe something like the bible 100%..Do I believe there was a guy named Jesus? Sure why not..but he was nothing more than a false wanna be god that used his little rabbit in the hat tricks to fool people into thinking he was more than he was. People will follow anyone..Jim Baker,700club to name 2..false gods prove nothing.

if god doesn't exist, how did Jesus walk on water? and if god doesn't exist, who wrote the Bible? god- 3 : atheists- 0ZumaJones07

THats me converted.

AGAIN..I use to be a christian and believe "at least the best I could"...BUT no longer..and as soon as I seen it was a clip from the office I was glad I didnt turn my sound on as I would never let something like that sway my opinions.

IF people want to believe..BELIEVE and leave everyone else alone. Its really annoying when people think they have all the answers and they actually have zero clue. I refuse to believe something like the bible 100%..Do I believe there was a guy named Jesus? Sure why not..but he was nothing more than a false wanna be god that used his little rabbit in the hat tricks to fool people into thinking he was more than he was. People will follow anyone..Jim Baker,700club to name 2..false gods prove nothing.

VanDammFan

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I prefer the "atheists nightmare" (I know it's old)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

Tylendal

I could reply to this with the usual facepalm pic.....but not even that would properly convey my thoughts on the video :(

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AGAIN..I use to be a christian and believe "at least the best I could"...BUT no longer..and as soon as I seen it was a clip from the office I was glad I didnt turn my sound on as I would never let something like that sway my opinions.

IF people want to believe..BELIEVE and leave everyone else alone. Its really annoying when people think they have all the answers and they actually have zero clue. I refuse to believe something like the bible 100%..Do I believe there was a guy named Jesus? Sure why not..but he was nothing more than a false wanna be god that used his little rabbit in the hat tricks to fool people into thinking he was more than he was. People will follow anyone..Jim Baker,700club to name 2..false gods prove nothing.

Tylendal

NO...thank you for the advice though..:)

not funny

Waiting for Aussiepet for some real comedy gold.

This has converted me. I am going to get on my knees and ask Jesus to enter me, and ask him for an outpouring of holy spirit into me. If I'm lucky, he may even still be inside me when the second coming happens.Randolph

AGAIN..I use to be a christian and believe "at least the best I could"...BUT no longer..and as soon as I seen it was a clip from the office I was glad I didnt turn my sound on as I would never let something like that sway my opinions.

IF people want to believe..BELIEVE and leave everyone else alone. Its really annoying when people think they have all the answers and they actually have zero clue. I refuse to believe something like the bible 100%..Do I believe there was a guy named Jesus? Sure why not..but he was nothing more than a false wanna be god that used his little rabbit in the hat tricks to fool people into thinking he was more than he was. People will follow anyone..Jim Baker,700club to name 2..false gods prove nothing.

VanDammFan

You tell people to leave evryone alone, yet you spew your crap here, hypocrite.

If I could epically facepalm everytime a Religious thread came up on here without eventually destroying my face id do it...

Of course God is real, thats not even debatableMephers3

[QUOTE="Mephers3"]Of course God is real, thats not even debatableRandolph

Of course God is real, thats not even debatable, but showing clips from the Office made me lawl.Mephers3

This has converted me. I am going to get on my knees and ask Jesus to enter me, and ask him for an outpouring of holy spirit into me. If I'm lucky, he may even still be inside me when the second coming happens.Randolph

To be 100% honest n serious, this holds more merit than most "proof god is real" threads in this forumwiifan001

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AGAIN..I use to be a christian and believe "at least the best I could"...BUT no longer..and as soon as I seen it was a clip from the office I was glad I didnt turn my sound on as I would never let something like that sway my opinions.

IF people want to believe..BELIEVE and leave everyone else alone. Its really annoying when people think they have all the answers and they actually have zero clue. I refuse to believe something like the bible 100%..Do I believe there was a guy named Jesus? Sure why not..but he was nothing more than a false wanna be god that used his little rabbit in the hat tricks to fool people into thinking he was more than he was. People will follow anyone..Jim Baker,700club to name 2..false gods prove nothing.

Hatiko

You tell people to leave evryone alone, yet you spew your crap here, hypocrite.

get over it....? just a thought..

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[QUOTE="VanDammFan"]

AGAIN..I use to be a christian and believe "at least the best I could"...BUT no longer..and as soon as I seen it was a clip from the office I was glad I didnt turn my sound on as I would never let something like that sway my opinions.

IF people want to believe..BELIEVE and leave everyone else alone. Its really annoying when people think they have all the answers and they actually have zero clue. I refuse to believe something like the bible 100%..Do I believe there was a guy named Jesus? Sure why not..but he was nothing more than a false wanna be god that used his little rabbit in the hat tricks to fool people into thinking he was more than he was. People will follow anyone..Jim Baker,700club to name 2..false gods prove nothing.

VanDammFan

You tell people to leave evryone alone, yet you spew your crap here, hypocrite.

get over it....? just a thought..

Thats all you can say, right, because apparently you think you are entitled to your opinion and others aren't, I forgot. You have no argument because I caught you and your hypocritical self. Don't tell people to do something if you wont do it yourself, your not the boss, so get over it.

the virgin mary...virgin my left testicle.

well she had 2 choices,say that god impregnated her or tell her husband she screwed another guy and get stoned to death.

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You tell people to leave evryone alone, yet you spew your crap here, hypocrite.

Hatiko

get over it....? just a thought..

Thats all you can say, right, because apparently you think you are entitled to your opinion and others aren't, I forgot. You have no argument because I caught you and your hypocritical self. Don't tell people to do something if you wont do it yourself, your not the boss, so get over it.

You ok there pal? get over what? that I spoke my mind?...nah, im good...have a nice night BOSS..lol..;)

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[QUOTE="VanDammFan"]

get over it....? just a thought..

VanDammFan

Thats all you can say, right, because apparently you think you are entitled to your opinion and others aren't, I forgot. You have no argument because I caught you and your hypocritical self. Don't tell people to do something if you wont do it yourself, your not the boss, so get over it.

You ok there pal? get over what? that I spoke my mind?...nah, im good...have a nice night BOSS..lol..;)

No, get over the fact that people have the right to an opinion, not just you. You were the one who wrote a paragraph where you spoke your mind about how you don't like when other people speak their mind. Denial, signs of a hypocrite, nobody wants to be called a hypocrite. You can speak your mind, just don't act like your the only one. And I'm fine, just pointing out what a jerk you are.

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[QUOTE="Hatiko"]

Thats all you can say, right, because apparently you think you are entitled to your opinion and others aren't, I forgot. You have no argument because I caught you and your hypocritical self. Don't tell people to do something if you wont do it yourself, your not the boss, so get over it.

Hatiko

You ok there pal? get over what? that I spoke my mind?...nah, im good...have a nice night BOSS..lol..;)

No, get over the fact that people have the right to an opinion, not just you. You were the one who wrote a paragraph where you spoke your mind about how you don't like when other people speak their mind. Denial, signs of a hypocrite, nobody wants to be called a hypocrite. You can speak your mind, just don't act like your the only one. And I'm fine, just pointing out what a jerk you are.

lol..you seem pretty butthurt for some reason?..bad day at the babysitters?lol..get over it and move on. Jerk? eh, whatever,...I'll sleep well knowing I could care less what you think of me..NOW for some American Dad..PEACEOUT!

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