I'll urinate, but beyond that I try to avoid them.Â
Worst experience I ever had was four years ago cleaning the restroom at the grocery store of my first job. Some guy calls the store, says some kid stuck a "lincoln log" in the toilet in the men's restroom and that the toilet wouldn't flush. So the manager sends me in there to clean it up.Â
Anyway, there was this huge wad of toilet paper covering the top part of the toilet, so I put on these rubber gloves and grab it out and throw it into the wastebasket. Underneath is the largest pile of sh*t I've seen, just looking at it I felt like I was going to throw up. I kind of poke at it a little bit with the plunger, nothing doing. So like the dumbass I was at the time, I thought there was actually a Lincoln log (you know, the toy logs you build stuff with) since the guy said so over the phone, so I decide this lincoln log must be stuck really far down into the toilet. So I sticked my gloved hand in there and feel around a bit, nothing doing, so I reach even farther in until I realize I've gone in too deep - my gloves aren't that long, and I feel pee and sh*t running down inside my glove. Absolutely disgusting, but at the time I figured I was in this deep already, so I reached in as far as I could - but nothing. No Lincoln log. So I got my right arm covered in some other guy's sh*t for nothing. I then plunged the toilet and washed my arms for at least a half hour, if I remember correctly.Â
So yeah, my worst public restroom story. Nowdays if I had to do that at a minimum wage job, no way in hell. But dumb 16 year old me did it, unfortunately.Â
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