is there sex in heaven? im not sure...you tell me.
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*thinks of funny response about a lot of sex in heaven that won't get me modded*Probably. Otherwise it woundn't be heaven, right? :P
ghoklebutter
No, Sex is an act of earthly living. WHat's great about heaven is you get to be in the presence of the love of god.. you're soul is filled with joy.. and you have no need to do anything that you would have done in your human life.
I am Christian, and I highly doubt this. God created sex for the purposes of pro-creation. So yes, there will be sex in heaven.No, Sex is an act of earthly living. WHat's great about heaven is you get to be in the presence of the love of god.. you're soul is filled with joy.. and you have no need to do anything that you would have done in your human life.
EMOEVOLUTION
No, Sex is an act of earthly living. WHat's great about heaven is you get to be in the presence of the love of god.. you're soul is filled with joy.. and you have no need to do anything that you would have done in your human life.
EMOEVOLUTION
Apart from sit around and worship God right? Sounds like a blast, the only thing you will do for the rest of forever is worship somebody... Then someone will stand up and be like "Eff this" (Like Satan)... and the whole cycle will start again...
[QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]I am Christian, and I highly doubt this. God created sex for the purposes of pro-creation. So yes, there will be sex in heaven. lol, you're reproducing in heaven? fascinating.. what are you making baby angels?No, Sex is an act of earthly living. WHat's great about heaven is you get to be in the presence of the love of god.. you're soul is filled with joy.. and you have no need to do anything that you would have done in your human life.
clayron
Any anyone can call themselves a Christian. I was raised a Catholic so.. I could say I'm a Christian.. and as far as what I know the greatness of heaven is that you get to be close to god.. there is no assumption you'd have anything to do with things you did on earth.
God created sex for the purposes of pro-creation. So yes, there will be sex in heaven.clayronSounds like the perfect reson it wouldnt be needed. What are ya gonna do, churn out angel babies?
no, you see you'll simply lose any interest to reb- sin. but you still have free choice, somehow.Apart from sit around and worship God right? Sounds like a blast, the only thing you will do for the rest of forever is worship somebody... Then someone will stand up and be like "Eff this" (Like Satan)... and the whole cycle will start again...
Squeets
[QUOTE="clayron"]God created sex for the purposes of pro-creation. So yes, there will be sex in heaven.WitchsightSounds like the perfect reson it wouldnt be needed. What are ya gonna do, churn out angel babies? no you actually make souls that go into newborn babies on earth while their in the womb i totally just made that up
[QUOTE="Witchsight"][QUOTE="clayron"]God created sex for the purposes of pro-creation. So yes, there will be sex in heaven.awesomeraySounds like the perfect reson it wouldnt be needed. What are ya gonna do, churn out angel babies? no you actually make souls that go into newborn babies on earth while their in the womb i totally just made that up So what, earthly parents aren't the real parents of babies? Reality is just one big adoption service? Thats screwed up.
I'm not sure as it's never mentioned in Scripture. I can easily make arguments in either direction but end the end I'd be pleading ignorance. I'll give an argument for both sides. :P I do not think it's possible to know the answer however. No sex in heaven: Sex is a good thing in the context of married, and has the purpose for both enjoyment and procreation. I do not think there will be a need for procreation in heaven (at least, I am not aware of there being a hint of procreation in heaven according to Scripture.) so I'm not sure if there will be sex, not to mention Jesus says something about no longer being married to your spouse once you get into heaven (Matt. 22). Yes to sex in heaven: Heaven will be a lot like the Garden of Eden and thus could possibly include sex. If we can procreate in heaven then I assume there will be sex and people would be required to get married after they are there (as they won't be going in). mindstorm^^^^best answer yet^^^^^
Screw all that, I want the 72 virginsNo, Sex is an act of earthly living. WHat's great about heaven is you get to be in the presence of the love of god.. you're soul is filled with joy.. and you have no need to do anything that you would have done in your human life.
EMOEVOLUTION
is there sex in heaven? im not sure...you tell me.
ReadingOrphan
Larry David asked this question, and his guardian angels (Dustin Hoffman and Sascha Baron Cohen or whatever) said "Uuuh, yea...this is heaven" and then lLarry expressed interests in getting with Marilyn Monroe
[QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]Screw all that, I want the 72 virginsNo, Sex is an act of earthly living. WHat's great about heaven is you get to be in the presence of the love of god.. you're soul is filled with joy.. and you have no need to do anything that you would have done in your human life.
import_fighter1
I know that's a joke, but you don't really get 72 virgins in heaven. That's a myth. :(
Screw all that, I want the 72 virgins[QUOTE="import_fighter1"][QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]
No, Sex is an act of earthly living. WHat's great about heaven is you get to be in the presence of the love of god.. you're soul is filled with joy.. and you have no need to do anything that you would have done in your human life.
ghoklebutter
I know that's a joke, but you don't really get 72 virgins in heaven. That's a myth. :(
thats ok, I like women with some experience.
Actually there is supposed to be a new Earth, there will be fruit, etc. The real question is, does god just cut our dicks off.... Then we would be no sex, therefore no male, no female, and that would kind of contradict everything we do now.... So, its actually kind of a tough sale that we would be no sex, lol. Then, we would all be very generic humans.
I was waiting for someone to ask this question.
I know that's a joke, but you don't really get 72 virgins in heaven. That's a myth. :(
Youve been? Hows the service, and was there an in-flight movie?That would be a boring existence, living like that for eternity.Actually there is supposed to be a new Earth, there will be fruit, etc. The real question is, does god just cut our dicks off.... Then we would be no sex, therefore no male, no female, and that would kind of contradict everything we do now.... So, its actually kind of a tough sale that we would be no sex, lol. Then, we would all be very generic humans.
I was waiting for someone to ask this question.
SegaGenesisfan
[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"]Youve been? Hows the service, and was there an in-flight movie?I know that's a joke, but you don't really get 72 virgins in heaven. That's a myth. :(
Witchsight
Service is pretty good. Moses recently had an awesome party on the 7th floor. With virgins, too! :D
Jesus also played beer pong, but he sucked at it. :P
I am Christian, and I highly doubt this. God created sex for the purposes of pro-creation. So yes, there will be sex in heaven. lol, you're reproducing in heaven? fascinating.. what are you making baby angels?[QUOTE="clayron"][QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]
No, Sex is an act of earthly living. WHat's great about heaven is you get to be in the presence of the love of god.. you're soul is filled with joy.. and you have no need to do anything that you would have done in your human life.
EMOEVOLUTION
Any anyone can call themselves a Christian. I was raised a Catholic so.. I could say I'm a Christian.. and as far as what I know the greatness of heaven is that you get to be close to god.. there is no assumption you'd have anything to do with things you did on earth.
Of course you are Christian. If you believe in Jesus Christ and all the jazz behind the astrological allegory, then you are a Christian.
Jesus also played beer pong, but he sucked at it. :P
I've heart that flip-cup is where Jesus really shines.[QUOTE="import_fighter1"][QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]
No, Sex is an act of earthly living. WHat's great about heaven is you get to be in the presence of the love of god.. you're soul is filled with joy.. and you have no need to do anything that you would have done in your human life.
Screw all that, I want the 72 virginsI know that's a joke, but you don't really get 72 virgins in heaven. That's a myth. :(
No.. I was promised 72 virgins.. all I have to do is carry this heavy backpack to this market and then the 72 virgins will appear. BRBSince there is no sin in heaven, you would have to be married to have sex, but yes, I believe it will be in heaven.
[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"][QUOTE="import_fighter1"] Screw all that, I want the 72 virginsimport_fighter1
I know that's a joke, but you don't really get 72 virgins in heaven. That's a myth. :(
No.. I was promised 72 virgins.. all I have to do is carry this heavy backpack to this market and then the 72 virgins will appear. BRB 72 is not nearly enough for eternity :wink:anyway.. if heaven exist i'm guess there is some serious sexin' going on up in that place... do you get to ---- anyone you want or if you're a guy who gets none on earth are you going to be lonely in heaven? if so that defeats the point of heaven.
well to be honest it would be pretty unfair of God to not allow sex in heaven. I mean if you become a priest you are not allowed to have sex at all so I could see that as being quite a nice reward for you when you get to heaven. Not to mention if both you and your spouse goes to heaven telling them they can no longer have sex with each other depsite the fact they have been honest and faithful to each other for many years would seem very odd. So I am saying yes despite the fact that no where in the bible does it say anything on the matter.
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