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If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Pick your own questions with no answers and see if someone can figure it out

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

RexDarr

No, because land is owned in two dimensions, not three.

If Paul Bunyan ever had sex, would it cause an earthquake?

Pick your own questions with no answers and see if someone can figure it out

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

[QUOTE="RexDarr"]

Pick your own questions with no answers and see if someone can figure it out

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Theokhoth

No, because land is owned in two dimensions, not three.

If Paul Bunyan ever had sex, would it cause an earthquake?

[QUOTE="RexDarr"]

Pick your own questions with no answers and see if someone can figure it out

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Theokhoth

No, because land is owned in two dimensions, not three.

If Paul Bunyan ever had sex, would it cause an earthquake?

How does the "Keep off the grass" sign end up in the middle of it ?

What do sheep count to sleep ?

What color does a smurf change when he's choking ?

If cat always lands on it's paws, and a slice of bread with butter always lands on the filled side, on what side does a cat with her back fill'd with butter land ?

3 coins add up to 30 cents, one of them is not a dime. garrett_duffman

[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]3 coins add up to 30 cents, one of them is not a dime. Cherokee_Jack

[QUOTE="Cherokee_Jack"][QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]3 coins add up to 30 cents, one of them is not a dime. garrett_duffman

How does the "Keep off the grass" sign end up in the middle of it ?

What do sheep count to sleep ?

What color does a smurf change when he's choking ?

If cat always lands on it's paws, and a slice of bread with butter always lands on the filled side, on what side does a cat with her back fill'd with butter land ?

SovietsUnited

How high is up?

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? On a similar note, if a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?Pyro767

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

RexDarr

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

RexDarr

How high is up?

nelson415

Do vampires get AIDS?

How high is up?

nelson415

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's rear."

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their CENSORED when they ask where the bathroom is?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does moving the mouse on the pad make a computer program open more quickly?

What do women want.

lol heres a good one:

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

What do women want.

MarkyyR

What do women want.

MarkyyR

Why did Metallica make the St. Anger album?

lol heres a good one:

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Postal_Guy

If Pinocchio says "my nose will grow now" what will happen? ferret-gamer

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's rear."

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their CENSORED when they ask where the bathroom is?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does moving the mouse on the pad make a computer program open more quickly?

Postal_Guy

Those were all good and gave me a laugh at work...much appreciated :)

3 coins add up to 30 cents, one of them is not a dime. garrett_duffman

Why did Metallica make the St. Anger album?

Netherscourge

1. How far can a bear walk in the woods?

2. Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?:lol:

[QUOTE="SovietsUnited"]

How does the "Keep off the grass" sign end up in the middle of it ?

What do sheep count to sleep ?

What color does a smurf change when he's choking ?

If cat always lands on it's paws, and a slice of bread with butter always lands on the filled side, on what side does a cat with her back fill'd with butter land ?

markop2003

hahaha

an epic response

I bet no one here would be able to answer this one:

• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? :D

I bet no one here would be able to answer this one:

• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? :D

MrEnvelope

What is One divided by Zero?

Can you make a woman happy for life?

First question that no one seems to answer:

How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

And my second question:

If Chewbaca the Wookie is 8ft tall and lives on the planet Endor with 3ft tall Ewaks, what does he do all day?

And lastly:

Why, when people are asked "If you are stranded on an Island, what do you bring?" do they not say "a cell phone, a boat and raft"?

First question that no one seems to answer:

How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

And my second question:

If Chewbaca the Wookie is 8ft tall and lives on the planet Endor with 3ft tall Ewaks, what does he do all day?

And lastly:

Why, when people are asked "If you are stranded on an Island, what do you bring?" do they not say "a cell phone, a boat and raft"?

GuardianGoryn

1. What???

2. He picks them up and throws them across particularly dangerous sections of swamp.

3. As they are expecting to stay there for a long time, and are not very intelligent.

Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?

What is One divided by Zero?

Can you make a woman happy for life?

siddhu33

Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?

RexDarr

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

If Pinocchio says "my nose will grow now" what will happen? ferret-gamer

Pinocchio doesn't actually know what the outcome will be when he says that; he's just saying it out of curiosity. Hence he is lying, and his nose will grow.

I bet no one here would be able to answer this one:

• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? :D

MrEnvelope

I bet no one here would be able to answer this one:

• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? :D

MrEnvelope

If its 0 Celsius it would be 32 Fahrenheit which would be 16

If its 0 Fahrenheit it would be -18 Celsius which would be -36

In short, you can convert the 0 value regardless of how you are using it to get a valid numerical conclusion.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

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